Tranny Blow Up Doll Or Xtina?

I second. It's a blow-up doll.

Um...I think I'm going to go for Tranny Blow up Doll. Am I right? What did I win?

I want one!

all these pop stars of now are SO done, so played out and SO last week , Yet, we cant get rid of them , they have fucked their way to the middle and have assured us they will continue to be high priority to their record exec husbands , who continue to cram their lame ass music, retarded truck stop hooker looks down our collective throats.
I also blame the youth of today for not being slick enough to create their own shit instead of waiting for a bunch of suits to TELL them whats hot or not.
cant we just start all over with new fresh faces, the US is such a slow ass bore musically.

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

She has the same mouth as a blow-up doll.

I wish Christina, along with Gwen Stefani and a host of others, would realize how AGING this white hair/pale skin/crimson mouth is. Day after day after day, it looks trany and aging. A natural look is much more becoming and less AGING. Can I saw AGING again? It's a played out look. Don't tell me it's classic, Harlow, Monroe, etc. That was fifty to eighty years ago. It's done been played out and harsh.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 3:10pm.

Awww, I'm thinking these thoughts for ya girl too, DAE. :)

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another talented entertainer gone clown. It's like they become a characiture (sp) of the person everyone loved. Basically, they go nuts.

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She dyed her hair so many times that it's basically dead. Can you see on the close-ups, how short they really are (over budget weave)? Does she know a rule: "Always dye your hair extensions with the same dye that you use for your hair"?

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...by the size of those drumsticks, methinks the poofy skirt is hiding a two-hams-fighting size ass....I'm betting she's headed straight for Keely Shaye Smith-dom...

This bleached fuzz looks better than the jet black ever did. She should go red. It would look good on her.

OMG red lip paint with pink accented shoes?
Has she gone mad? Where is her hot pink lip paint??
And yes Callan that bleached hair is terrible. It's has to feel like staw and all that peroxide is seeping through her skull eating away her brain cells. eeek!

I have to say, her makeup is not as heavy as usual...I think she looks pretty good here.

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Thumb 7 should be in etiquette books for little girls: "A lady shall never drink from a bottle".

Is it a new trend in Hollyweird to accentuate the fugliest parts of body?

Katie Holmes - legs.
Xtina - legs.
Hayden Panatroll - chiken wings. (Although, this one needs a whole body transplant)
Madonna - arms
Miley Cyrus - mouth
and so on...

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Dear Christina, Goddess of music,

I beg you, PLEASE dye your hair a darker colour. The white to golden blonde look is, frankly, downright silly. You would make a LOVELY strawberry blonde, red looks good on you. It does. Or even better, - BLACK. Remember the Stripped tour? CHUD? TVW? Jet black hair? (you can even have the red bits again!) OR a soft brown.

Please for the new album, please can you dye your hair? (Pink lippy Christina, PINK!!),

Your devoted, proud to be your #1 loon fan,
DreamyAguileraEyes

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P.S - Please change the perfume ad, to the pink dress one. The pink dress looks amazing, 100x better than the sliver one.

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I'm sorry but she looks SO unnatural its painful to look at her. Someone who has hair that white naturally would never have skin that orange.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 4:02pm.

Damnit, Deb, you know I have no sense of humor!

...and the winner of "The fugliest legs in Hollywood" contest is...

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MIke,
THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!! YOU...YOU... YOU PENTECOSTAL YOU!

HAHAHAHA!
J/K

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Her hair has always offended me more than the makeup. By the looks of it, I imagine it's just incredibly damaged, coarse, and will break off at the slightest touch. Just way overprocessed and overstyled.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 9:00pm.
DAE,
I love your new avie. That is the nicest picture of your girl I have seen in a looooong time.

;-)

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Thank you Deb!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 3:54pm.

DAE,
why does your girl ALWAYS have a bruise on her?

'Cause she doesn't know how to listen!

I keed, I keed. :)

Pic #7 is bad. Poor Christina.

I like this look. I like the make up. I like The top of the dress, I WANT those shoes. She's worn better dresses that's for sure, but, for a woman who gave birth seven months ago - she looks bloody FANTASTIC.

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And, I kiss that frog
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

DAE,
I love your new avie. That is the nicest picture of your girl I have seen in a looooong time.

;-)

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 8:54pm.
DAE,
why does your girl ALWAYS have a bruise on her?

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That is a very good question. I honestly have no idea.

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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

DAE,
why does your girl ALWAYS have a bruise on her?

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I really do think the real dolls are modeled after Christina. Thumbnail #7......too funny MK.

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This bitch can sing her ass off!

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Wow- MK heard DAE's pleas.

At least she's covered up...?

Hmmm, i may be in the minority, but i really like Xtina...
The girl is talented. And that can't be covered up by the large amount of face paint she seems to adorn herself with. :)

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I just counted six shades on her eyes.

Just for fun:)

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i just loathe this girl and she isn't as cute as she thinks she is.

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Aw. She looks cute with a little baby weight on her..

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That ain't baby weight. That's alcohol bloat.

Whoa. *hiding red lipstick in back of makeup dresser drawer*

I don't think even Dreamy can defend this look. And thumbnail #7 is downright nasty.

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I'm quite proud to say I have never heard more than a few seconds of a Christina Aguilera song.

Aw. She looks cute with a little baby weight on her. Nice. Make-up aside that is. Powder-Puff Girls!

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