Faith Evans Will Beat A Bitch's Ass
Faith Evans, the widow of Biggie Smalls, has an autobiography coming out this Friday and in it she talks about how she used to deal with being cheated on over and over again. Instead of taking revenge out on Biggie by maxing out his credit cards and emptying his checking accounts, Faith handled it the old-fashioned way. She writes, "I thought maybe kicking some ass would get the word out that chicks better think twice before messing with my husband."
Faith would even go so far as to get on a plane just to beat the skank out of a bitch. She writes that she once caught the red-eye to Virginia and found a girl in his hotel room. "I jumped on top of her and started beating her ass . . . 'Yo, Ma you need to chill!' Big said, 'I didn't even fuck her!' I mashed her in the face and then kicked her. 'Yeah, well, you should have,' I said." Well, I guess that's one way of handling the situation. I probably would have ordered room service and watched pay-per-view, but that's just me.
She sometimes didn't even bother doing her research! When she found a picture and phone number of some ho in Biggie's car, she found out where the chick lived, showed up and delivered "a brief but thorough beat-down."
Faith's legendary beat downs weren't solely for no-name sluts either. In her book, she writes about how she broke into Biggie's apartment, found him in bed with some bitch and then proceeded to fuck her up. The bitch turned out to be Lil' Kim. "I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick's wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It Lil' Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room. 'So you're not fucking her, right?' I screamed at Big. 'Yeah, you not messing with her anymore right?'"
Fuck! Think of all the time and energy Faith spent on beating bitches asses. She didn't even have to work out back then, because she burned calories from whipping whores. And you know Biggie loved that shit. He probably sat back and imagined them in bikinis.
I'm too lazy for that shit. Why bother exerting yourself on some stupid skank when you can just sneak Nair into her conditioner and switch her diet pills with laxatives. I mean, who wants to fuck a bald-headed ho with a bad case of shitty ass? Well, Tommy Girl does, but he doesn't count.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I *knew* it was true that Faith kicked Lil' Kim's ass! HA-HA *Nelson laugh*! No wonder she hates herself so much she has to get Catwoman plastic surgery; she can't find a man except for someone else's! Faith in the meanwhile looks great.
After all of the drama his wife Faith received half of his fortune, and the other half was split between their son and his daughter.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I don't think I could get mad about someone else sleeping with him.
Don't get me wrong--I believe in the sanctity of marriage--but the thought of a cock-eyed Jabba the Hutt spreading the news and not the weather on me every time he said he loves it when I call him big pappa is too fucking much.
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@idiots drive me loco- This is sort of hijacking the thread, but I love it when Baba Wawa interviews Putin and asks him if he has ever killed soomeone. He looked at her and said,"No." OH PLEASE!!! He was KGB for crying outloud. She took it like he was feeding her his dick. With a smile.
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Don't need to read this book to learn that
Lil Kim was "nasty" -- she continues to be nasty to this day. GROSS!!
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Please anyone who ever was a BIGGIE FAN (and I mean fan don't talk to me about 'Hypnotized' or some shit like that) KNOWS that Big fucked around on Faith like CRAZY and that Faith STAYED beating bitches asses over him. Its too bad cuz they really loved each other but 2 Gemini's do not mix at times and Big was just blowin up when they got married. Faith on the other hand was already established and a song writer, singer and producer. I have always felt bad for Faith that Big wifed her and didn't do the right thing. But then again like Big said 'if the time is right and the wine is right'. I would read this book but I already know most of the shit that went down. Fuck Lil Kim she is a dick riding hoe. Funny how her first cd was fire then Biggie died and couldn't ghost write for her anymore so everything else she put out sucked something awful. Its all good cuz look at Faith now happy, healthy with a beautiful family now look at Kim, did hard time looking like a melted piece of plastic with balloons in her chest fuckin with Scott Storch.
The lesson here is DON'T FUCK OF OTHER BITCHES HUSBANDS and ladies dont marry a dog you will never change him no matter how hot you think you are.
Take note she has a co-author. Which means Faith didn't write a word of it.
And she's smiling on the cover?
Unbelievable.
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*Yawn* Morning, sluts.
I think we know who REALLY capped Biggie. Psycho bitch put a hit out on him.
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"Keep the Faith"? Fucking "Keep the Faith"?! How cliché can one be?!
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i call bullshit.
this marriage was an arranged marriage, bad boy ( pouf diddly diddle's label) was trying to create heat for its stars.
miss evans did not give a damn who her "husband" was doing as long as it was not her.
Wait a minute. Biggie got fucked? Now I've heard everything.
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Okay, I agree with you that she should have beaten his ass and not her's. But this whole thing about how the other person can't be blamed b/c there really was no "stealing" if there was a solid relationship in the first place is partly true. Yes, a good relationship is the only defense, but it doesn't negate the other person's role either, as long as they're aware that they're cheating with an attached person. But, while I do think the person the spouse is cheating with is morally responsible to some degree, it is completely the cheating spouse's fault and shame to bear. I think those husbands enjoy seeing the wife go crazy on another girl over them, so it actually feeds the problem. Dumb bitches need to stop needing the man so much and see him for the person he is - worthless.
Classy. total class act.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
This triflin' ho is just as bad as her late husband.
Bitch please.
Catching THE SAME skank with him is one thing but dumb ass starfuckers?
It's called DIVORCE and a hostile takeover of half his shit and money, lawyers know how to fuck everyone over.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 24, 2008 - 11:00pm
I WAS watching the Cure, not anymore....I can't read english subtitles when I come home from Happy Hour...
and seis... I am sorry about your grandpa, that sucks. I was not insulting you. I just wonder why we can't just let people with different ideas be.... was not about you, and again sorry about your grandpa. I never met either of mine, they died before I was born.____________________________________________
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I'm not going to engage anymore with her, I'm just really angry right now (not over her, I'm in real grief) and her shit is COOONSTAANT and grating.
She just digs and digs. Sometimes it feels like borderline trolling. Weird, cause I used to find her funny til the bullshit started.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Good for you. It's sometimes best to ignore anyone that goes out of their way to say mean and hurtful remarks. One has to wonder what makes a person so bitter and angry all the time? I almost feel sorry for her....almost.
Seis...
Take a deep breath. Great rant though. I feel better knowing that I wasn't being paranoid, and that it seems that she is rather antagonistic. And yeah, I do take her spewing her love of a thug like Putin a jab at me, since its quite clear by her posts she knows I am Polish, and that asshole Putin, as head of the KGB, had members of my family arrested in the 1980's. So Putin can fucking choke on a big thick cock up every hole for every person arrested, tortured, and killed he ordered. I'm going to kake the high road--I haven't been posting lately because of all the bullshit. What happened to just being funny?
And fuck, I'm annoyed there was alien chat and I wasn't invited!
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Bitch whoopin'???? Woohooo!
Wait, why's they's bitch whoopin'?
Don't know...Don't care...
Let's whoop a bitch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 24, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Korean movie? Polly Plows Pyongyang?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Let there be a National Bitch Whippin' Day and I will be up at 12:01am ready to celebrate...
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 24, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 -
10:30pm.
Like I said, looks like infighting was about to start... I am so glad I still make it here. What happened to snark?
I know I will be insulted ... I am moving on to Aliens in Black....
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The only person I've ever insulted here is the person I mentioned earlier, and for reasons you guys aren't aware of. I'm not in a very good mood as my grandpa just passed away, we all have our moments where our threshold for bullshit is at an all time low and I couldn't help but take the lower road and comment on the situation.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 24, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Thank you TV. as I always say, I love you. Regardless, I was being sarcastic. I wonder, the same way that I wonder whether I can finish this Korean movie I started watching...____________________________________________
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Beating people in general seems fun. There's lots more men I want to beat down currently than women. I'm just jellus that Faith got away with the beatings! She got hers, too though.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
...no Sensimina, not for man fucking, that's lame, I want to beat bitches down just for for saying dumb shit daily......*raises brow* I think I would seriously just start whipping the shit out of everyone in the general vicinity just on principle.
....and then sing Kumbaya!
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i don't know why women like to go after the skank that sleeps with her cheating man...hot grits on biggie would've been the way to go...and then leave his ass alone...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 24, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Well, I'm glad you still make it here.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 -
10:30pm.
Like I said, looks like infighting was about to start... I am so glad I still make it here. What happened to snark?
I know I will be insulted ... I am moving on to Aliens in Black....
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by jussayin on August 24, 2008 - 10:39pm.
I bet it feels really good to beat a bitch down though.....
I want to beat bitches down too, but I'm scared if I start I won't be able to stop...
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LOVE THAT! Haha. Finally the Lillith Fair "don't blame the woman!" shit takes a rest. I'd want to beat down both their asses, bitch included. Fuck, am I supposed to sing Kumbaya with a whore who fucked my man? Whatever.
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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 24, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Amen sista!
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Glad you feel me on that...I'm not one to lash out like that usually but her shit is INSUFFERABLE.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by jussayin on August 24, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I bet it feels really good to beat a bitch down though.....
I want to beat bitches down too, but I'm scared if I start I won't be able to stop...
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This just might be my new tag line...That's classic! (and oh so true)....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I bet it feels really good to beat a bitch down though.....
I want to beat bitches down too, but I'm scared if I start I won't be able to stop...
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Amen sista!
Why beat up the bitches who were sleeping with Biggie? Biggie was disloyal to her and she should've kicked his ass! So she writes a book about beating down anyone that slept with her fat ass husband? She is just letting the world know how stupid she is and proud of it. :P
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Leatherette is a shit stirring bitch who is constantly called out on her retarded bullshit, after which she spews out junior high insults such as "you losers never get laid" and then brags about how she's hungover to make herself appear cool. She has yet to respond to the call-outs regarding her ignorant, classist, prejudiced political rants with anything intelligent, instead she resorts to junior high insults. It doesn't surprise me that she would spam a thread with stupid shit to annoy the fuck out of everyone because she acts like a bratty 15 year old.
BTW, aliens is fucking on topic for a TomKat post and anyone who doesn't get that is a moron.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 24, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Biggie had a bad $20 BJ once. He shook the bitch til his change fell out.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 24, 2008 - 10:17pm.
You mean more than one woman wanted that fat slob?
....well Lil Kim claims it was love...and for some reason I believe her. that bitch ain't wrapped too tight anyway and never was.
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Vany,
Lets go to Aliens in Black and we can talk UFOs!!!!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Oh hell... I never forget about LBJ. This topic is not worth him -- this is a BJ topic, bad 20 dollar whore BJ. I am sure someone here has had one.
Anyway, looks like more infighting about to start so I am ready to be gone.... ____________________________________________
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Submitted by betterthanyomama on August 24, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Anyway, I was always team Shakur! THAT was my hot Slut of the century :)
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Same here! He was much more talented and waaayyy better looking than that thing Faith married.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
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For Faiths big funeral...whenever.
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You mean more than one woman wanted that fat slob?
RE: Wasn't Biggie Smalls a woman beater?
I've heard that before a lot and in one of his songs about Faith he says, "All I heard was 'Poppa don't hit me no more!' " Anyway, I was always team Shakur! THAT was my hot Slut of the century :)
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or what exactly I have to do with anything either?
Not sure I like where this is going....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Leather,
You were all over us for not being on topic in the Aliens in Black thread and we were chatting UFOs. So can you please explain what Putin has to do with Faith Evans?
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MORAL OF THIS STORY:
Off-topic payback is a bitch. 'night ;*
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 10:07pm.
O no - Thank YOU! ;P
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shhhhh! Keep it down-low...that Polish lady loco is here...ohFUCKit, serves her right for sending me on that Daniel Craig-Putin comparison proofs bender.
Leather,
You were all over us for not being on topic in the Aliens in Black thread and we were chatting UFOs. So can you please explain what Putin has to do with Faith Evans?
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Pushka stalker's tribute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzG4SifYl_U
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yeeeeah, 1:06 people, THAT's the money shot, thanks angel-i <3
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O no - Thank YOU! ;P
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Pushka stalker's tribute:
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yeeeeah, 1:06 people, THAT's the money shot, thanks angel-i <3