Hot Slut Of The Week: Spaghetti Cat
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Original Date of HS of the Day: August 20, 2008
Claim to Fame: Spaghetti Cat was originally featured on an episode of "Pet Star" on Animal Planet. But he became a national celebrity after "The Soup" showed a clip of him from "The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet." The show later explained that Spaghetti Cat was used as a "bleep photo" because one of the guests said the word "retarded."
Where is he now? He's at home, trying to find a way to drug his owner. "This is the way we wash our paw...wash our paw..."
Why is he HS of the Week? Because Spaghetti Cat gives me hope. Maybe one day I can sit at a table and eat spaghetti like a civilized pussy. And thanks to Spaghetti Cat, my faith in television has been restored.
Below is his clip from "The Soup." It seriously never gets old.
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The sweet little pussy of course!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I love Spaghetti Cat!!!
God bless Spaghetti Cat. Every time I look I laugh. He might have to replace my current wallpaper:
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/42/lolcatsdotcomahvhtepsc3kpiva9.jpg
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Yur Hot Slut of The Week: I will aksept it.
I can haz Emmy?
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
OK, MK, you've got to bend the rules a bit and have La China as Hot Slut of the Week next week. More animal Hot Sluts please!
BTW my vet once told me "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff." Spaghetti Cat looks to me like he wants to fire his staff and hire someone less batshit crazy.
>>> Sooo... those aren't the same cats, right?
That's what I was thinking. The public's been scammed! I think the owner who Velcros utensils to her cat's paws knew it wasn't her cat in the photo, but said, "Hell, my cat doesn't just sit there in the chair - it eats with a fork! Time for some publicity!"
Oh, the funniest comment I've seen about this photo is:
"I can haz airtime?"
Poor wildchildintn. I unnerstand. :(
my cat is not looking so cute anymore..
why can't you be more like spaghetti cat?
*frowns in disappointment..
This cat is cute and I appreciate his suffering for having to live with Loca Crazyngson there, but I still wanted "La China" for Hot Slut of the Week!
I love this little kitty cat.
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
That kitty has human eyes
mk is right, this shit NEVER gets old. spaghetti cat forever!
this cat and the petstar cat aren't the same cat.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 24, 2008 - 8:37pm.
What's the big deal, my local Chinese takeout place has offered Spaghetti Cat for years.
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Every once in a while, at my local Chinese place, I can back door a near-rot harvested human organ...say a kidney (mmmmm...) or a liver... and have them stir fry that shit up for me...a drizzle of sesame seed oil...To die for...literally...Shhhhhhhh....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sooo... those aren't the same cats, right?
i love spaghetti cat and the soup!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
What's the big deal, my local Chinese takeout place has offered Spaghetti Cat for years.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I love you kitty! Now this is someone I would really want to find on Millionairedating.com. Just when I needed you spammers...you let me down.
HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!
NO... DECADE!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Meh, Hot Slut? I've heard through the grapevine that sketti cat is a virgin, a Baptist and a Repulican...who occasionally may bump paws with another male cat in a communal litter box by accident because he has a wide stance, but still, I maintain, the title of "hot slut" is entirely inappropriate for sketti cat cuz he's pure...you know like a tatooless Paris Hilton is pure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I want to marry Spaghetti Cat. Do you know if it's a he or a she and if it likes humans?!
Sketti Cat!! Cha cha cha!
Got my vote for HSOTM!
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
Spaghetti's gross, but cute cat.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
so darn cute!!!!
good slut choice!!
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I'm gonna hold out for the one I want- ain't gonna settle for less; Cause the kind of love I'm looking for baby- you can't fake , you can't finesse.....
-Bonnie Raitt "Come To Me"
Does anyone else think this cat has very expressive eyes? It is like he is screaming for help while trying to not tip off his crazy owner.
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Spa-GAAEEEE-teeee cat(that was for Bradi:P)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
congrats to spaghetti cat!
(reminds me of Phoebes Buffay singing)
Three, four...
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
(Phoebe) Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
iHeartHaters on August 24, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by zomay on August 24, 2008 - 5:05pm.
"This is the way we wash our paw...wash our paw..."
Michael K, I can't get this out of my head!
LMFAO me either!! =))
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Heeheeeheee. One of those moments when you think to yourself, "Okay I am not as crazy as some out there." I like to grab those moments whenever possible!
Submitted by zomay on August 24, 2008 - 5:05pm.
"This is the way we wash our paw...wash our paw..."
Michael K, I can't get this out of my head!
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LMFAO me either!! =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Mr. President on August 24, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by kmoldonado on August 24, 2008 - 7:06pm.
If you're going to spam, at least have the decency to spam on topic.
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The spam-ass can't spam on the topic. This pussy isn't rich enough yet to date billionaires.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Why does Spaghetti cat look different than the trapped pussy on the clip?
Spaghetti Cat is the shit, y'all.
Submitted by kmoldonado on August 24, 2008 - 7:06pm.
If you're going to spam, at least have the decency to spam on topic.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Methinks that MK needs a pet: a fat, four-eared pussy who eats spaghetti from a fork.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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A deserving winner! :)
"This is the way we wash our paw...wash our paw..."
Michael K, I can't get this out of my head!
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