But Is Her Juicy Ass Okay?
Kim KardASSIAN was rushed to the hospital last night after she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table in her NYC hotel room. You know she got on top of the coffee table to shake her fat ass for a bunch of dudes. She can't help it. She's a hoochie. She sees a table and she automatically gets on top of it to drop her booty. A source told TMZ that there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene."
And when she cut her foot, Kim probably shouted, "Quick! Somebody piss on it!" I kid. I'm sure Kim will live to see today. This world needs her! Who else is going to stick their fat ass out on the red carpet? Well, there's JLo....and Delishis....and Beyonce....but that's not the point! They don't do it as shamelessly as Kim.
Kim is also expected to be one of the dumb sluts on "Dancing with the Has-Beens." The full cast will be announced this morning, but it's not known whether or not she'll be able to participate now that her foot is fucked up.
Don't worry. I'm sure we'll still see Kim's shelf ass do the tango. It's going to look like a dozen alley cats fighting under a deflated hot air balloon. Kim will find a way to go on! Where there's a fame whore, there's a way.
Its her fucking toe, give me a small fucking break, will ya? Now that will be used as her handicap when she sucks at dancing w/the stars.
Why is she a star and NOT James Haven?
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Slicing feet huh? She totally danced on the coffee table!
Your face!
as long as Khloe is alright.....
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home"
this just in- there is reportedly a strange white residue on the mirror that Kim cut her foot on. lab test results will be in later today...
oh my god, as I type, Whoota and Kathie Lee are interviewing Kim BigAssian for Disaster Movie, aptly named
if the table had sliced open her plastic ass, woulda been rainin' silicon in trifecta
bitch, even the coffee tables don't like you here, take your hump and go back to LA La Land, where you belong.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I hope the coffee table is ok
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LOL! I truthfully haven't seen arm puffy things since my dance recital back in 1982.
Slicing your foot on glass is a bitch.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I don't know what I like least: the shower caps on her arms, the garters attached to nothing, or how funny it is that her immense girth managed to crush a table. Total fail. About as embarrassing as a guy who goes and tries to lift a girl for whatever reason but realizes too late that he's too weak and then just dumps her onto the ground. There's no recovery from that.
If she wants to continue with the self-humiliation she should fart audibly while stripping.
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This big-bootied bimbette totally stole that outfit from Charo's closet!
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Don't worry. I'm sure we'll still see Kim's shelf ass do the tango. It's going to look like a dozen alley cats fighting under a deflated hot air balloon.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. YES! I can't wait to see that shit jiggle and quake! It's going to be terrible!
She was probably on the table letting her pimp do cocaine off her ass and then it broke. BTW, what is it with whores with fat asses showing their armpits in their stupid poses? I've had enough Beyonce armpit to last the rest of the century, but thanks anyway Kizzum.
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Ugh who the fuck cares? Fuckin nobody. I fuckin hate TMZ.
It didn't look like a murder scene. The stupid, drunk cunt SCREAMED like she was being murdered. If only.
NY paramedics, next time get stuck in traffic.
This walking sperm depository will no doubt be brought out from the hospital in a wheelchair, and be ready to discuss her near death experience.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
I hate that I was paying attention to it, but I saw the Dancing w/Hos announcement this morning and they talked to KimmyK. She cut her foot on a broken mirror underneath a desk, and says she'll be able to go on with the show. (Damn it. I mean, hooray!) There was an undertone of "you totally did that for sympathy" from Tom, which she coyly (barf) denied, but you know she's just going to blame her shitty dancing on her poor footsie.
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Morning, Sluts...my depressed ass got up late.
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angel: are you rushing to Kim Lardassian's bedside? Watch out for STD's flying out her ass! and have fun.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
When your ass is that big, you need to steer clear of the glass tables. Please stick to solid wood. That's Hoochie 101.
Have a nice trip, angel_i.
Sensimina, my Mozilla is working fine.
Topic? I wonder what kind of drugs she was on to cut herself so badly, on a freakin' coffee table.
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oh no!
my whole day is ruined! I hope she's ok! what would we do without her?
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home
Ah the old hoochie syndrome. We can't help it MK, if there is a table and a room full o men we will get on that bitch and shake what our mama gave us. It's a dangerous job but someone has to do it.
God, I can't stand this tramp. And to make matters worse she snagged the ultimate Choco Bear. Must learn how to acquire a Venus Fly Trap Vagina... Nah, then I'll just be like this skank and that wouldn't be a good thing. Especially if I want to run for public office. Life is unfair sometimes.
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Submitted by Capitanne on August 25, 2008 - 9:02am.
Ryan Seacrest is a pervert.
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Ryan Seacrest is a lucky dude that gave up his gaping, weeping butthole up to the right people. With a wonky face like like that, it was his only way.
Now he makes serious, serious bank, and he still can't upgrade his 1998 highlight job- gag me.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
This skank is UGLY. She has the face of a man.
I love how Shana Moakler described her as a "donkey posing on the stairs." Priceless.
She must have gone to the Marie Osmond School of Flopper Divers.
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Bye Angel!
Have a safe trip.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Who is this cow, again? Oh yeah, she released a porno featuring sodomy with a rapper and E! Channel gave her and her "hole" family a tv show. Also on E! Pam Anderson explains her sex tape(s) to her young sons. So any day now we should expect to see a kiddie porn featuring Denise Richards daughters and Ali Lohan? Ryan Seacrest is a pervert.
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Hope you have fun angel!
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
So now that Herpes Hilton is old news, and we finally don't have to see her wonky ass goatface everywhere we turn, we get this thing. I guess it's an upgrade, but only in the sense that her behemoth sister sometimes makes me laugh.
Off topic: Is the site working on Mozilla for you guys? It won't load for me and I have to use IE which sucks.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Sounds like she self sabotaged in order to give herself the sympathy vote or for people to understand why she may turn in a sub par performance.
bye angel_i...have fun where ever you're going...
ot: this cow probably sat on the table and the table had no choice but to shatter under all that ass...
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And on this bitches spilled blood I will depart!
(I'll be gone for about a week. Don't miss me too much:) and don't call the police!)
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.