Let The Marriage Rumors Begin!
I can't keep up with Cameron Diaz. She's like Kate Hudson to me. I have no idea who she's bumping fuglies with at the moment. Well, I guess she's still doing sexy times with Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor. Page Six reports that the two were spotted being all slutty and shit at the Four Seasons in the Maldives.
A source said, "They snorkeled, kayaked, and she ate like a horse." I think the source meant to say that she "ate like a whore." How do whores eat exactly? Well, we don't use utensils and we moan a lot while shoving food down our deep throats.
Anyskanky, the source also said Pizza Face Diaz wore a "chunky ring on her left ring finger." This is not what you think! It's not an engagement ring! Kate Hudson has the same ring. It's a "slut ring" with a special alarm on it to alert you when you've been with a dude too long. It's going to go off any minute. Then Cameron will start dating Lance Armstrong and Kate will start dating Paul. It's inevitable.
They're both fug.
Speaking of numerous hook ups and sleeping around... I was reading "Hollywood Babylon-It's back" this weekend, and the same s*it that the stars are doing today was done back then, too. The only difference was that the powers that be kept a lid on things. Everybody was sleeping with everbody!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
They snorkeled, kayaked, and she ate like a horse."
I think they meant to say "she looked like a horse"
Aniston dated a clone of her ex-husband? Jeez. Could she BE any more of a LAME-O?
I still maintain she has some kind of hormonal problem. She looks like a fricking teenage boy who's had silicone bags tacked onto the chest!
As for the dating, now that she's dated one of Blandistan's exes she'll inevitably be drawn into her circle of faux-blonde skanks and desperate divorcees, including Sheryl Crow and Kate Hudson. There's no choice. They're like a virus.
Up next, she must date McConnagay and Mayer. She has no choice in the matter.
he is hot
It's a "slut ring" with a special alarm on it to alert you when you've been with a dude too long.
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THIS is why I read Dlisted. Fabulous, MK.
Whatever the derivation of Sculfor, I'm guessing it has something to do with under-eye bags.
She looks like one of those girls who was a chola in high school but afterward sold out and tried to go the white girl route, thereafter becoming the manager of a Pep Boys who tells me that the Yosemite Sam mud flaps are on aisle 16.
He looks like one of those people on a soap opera playing a doctor who tells the main character that the operation was only partially successful in curing her boogaloo flu, before it cuts to a commercial for Whiskas.
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It's beard-merkin roulette with this gang: Cameron, Penelope, Scarlet, Drew, Jennifer Aniston, Jessicas Simpson and Biel (both have been photographed tongue kissing a girl)... They all date the same guys Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, McConnagay, Ryan Reynolds, Josh Hartnett, Orlando Bloom, John Mayer. The relationships last about 4 months and then they spin the wheel and on to the next one. Tom and Katie, Reese and Jake, notwithstanding. Most of the rest (i.e. Lindsey Lohan, Shia LeBeouf, Owen Wilson) are like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Liaisons.
I was so shocked when she won some kids choice award last year. I forgot which one it was, but it meant she was really popular with the chiddles and I just could not figure out why.
I want to stay at the Four Seasons in the Maldives. Where exactly are they, anyway?
I like her; think she's talented. And as for being a serial, giggling bedhopper, she doesn't do it with the intensity of Kate Hudson so she's far less annoying. And there's no kid involved to watch the revolving door of love:)
cammy has to get on the bandwagon and start popping out a kid so she can end up on the cover of "ok" magazine..time is ticking cammy...you don't want to end up like jen anniston...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I'm really curious to know who in Hollywood has what STDS.
Diaz is untalented and unattractive. He looks like Ryan Gaycrest mixed with James Denton. I'd do him, but I'd hate myself in the morning.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Oh my god, that guy is totally the sears cataloge version of Brad Pitt, hhahahahahah!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She is like one of those people who can look fug at one minute and completely gorgeous the next. She does have a body to die for, I will admit that. She's a good comedic actress to.
Funny he dated Anis-ton because he actually looks strangely enough like a mixture of Brad Pitt and Matt Damon.
"Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 25, 2008 - 6:07am.
What hotness? She hasn't been hot since The Mask."
True dat.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
The years truly haven't been kind to Cammy. I'd still smoke a fat spliff with the bitch, cause she's down.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
What hotness? She hasn't been hot since The Mask.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
How can any one find Diaz anything but, butt ugly? I shudder to think what kind of 'O' face she makes.
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Justin Timberlake ruined her hotness.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.