Susan Lucci For The Win!
Erica Kane has been announced as just one of the bitches who will dance for some broke ass trophy in "Dancing with the Has Beens" this season. Although, they will have to change the name to "Dancing with the Has Beens and La Lucci...and Cloris Leachman." Yes, 82-year-old Cloris will also shake her grand memaw crotch on the dance floor. Methinks Erica Kane and Frau Blücher will battle it out in the end! It's the year of the memaw. I can feel it.
Even though Kim KardASSIAN effed up her foot last night, she will still dance! Does she realize that the dance floor doesn't have a strip pole? Kim said she didn't cut her foot on a glass coffee table. She cut it on a broken mirror underneath a desk. She said she tried to push away with her foot and got cut up. So I guess it is true. Her fat ass got all the brains.
Here's the rest of the cast with who they are partnered with:
Toni Braxton (with Alec Mazo), singer, 40 - Expect a lot of super slutty costumes.
Lance Bass (with Lacey Schwimmer) ultra gay singer, 29 - Lacey and Lance?! I'm already annoyed.
Ted McGinley (with Inna Brayer) Jefferson D'Arcy, 50 - But can he do the Bundy Bounce?
Cloris Leachman (with Corky Ballas) Frau Blücher, 82 - YES!!
Warren Sapp (with Kym Johnson) NFL sports person, 35 - NEXT!!!
Rocco DiSpirito (with Karina Smirnoff) flaming chef, 31 - So there's TWO gays this season!
Kim Kardashian (with Mark Ballas) amateur porn star with a fat ass, 27 - SKANK!
Maurice Green ( with CHERYL BURKE!!!) Olympic sports person, 34 - Eh!
Misty May-Treanor (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy) Olympic sports person, 31 - Maksim is finally back!
Susan Lucci (with Tony Dovolani) LEGEND!, 61 - THE WINNER!
Jeffrey Ross (with Edyta Sliwinska) comedian, 42 - Heh?
Cody Linley (with Julianne Hough) Disney whore, 18 - No.
Brooke Burke (with Derek Hough) big tittied robot, 36 - First bitch to go!
Fuckity fuck fuck! Just when my brains were starting to forget about that annoying mop head Cheryl Burke, she returns! La Lucci better sweep with the dance floor with Mop Head! And Rocco and Lance are totally going to do the horizontal mambo off the dance floor.



Im from Argentina. Our local version of dancing with the stars actually has pole dancing as one of the rythmn.cause it got huge ratings , this year they included strip dance asif the dancers were in a cabaret , along with salsa and hip hop and every possible beat they can think of...is cheesy as hell , but everybody watches
This should be really good, the contestants are one of my favorite lists to ever see on here. I cant wait to watch in horror. Oh the horrors, Cloris Leachman, Kim K., Susan Lucci, I cant fucking wait. Im on pins and needles for this one.
Is Rocco really a peen queen? I'd hit that till next thursday.
Thank goodness, Ted McGinley has arrived to kill off this abomination.
Madonna, take note: Susan has attractive arms for her age. You don't.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
I totally love Cloris Leachman, her turn on 'Malcolm in the Middle' as gran memaw of the maternal side of the family was not only one of her funniest comic turns, it was a dead on impersonation of my greatgrandmama,Meri but pronounced Mary, she was from the old 'Austria-Hungarian' Empire, she was antisemitic anti you and me and every other kinda effed up backwards kind of mindset,but Cloris knew her ilk as a eastern european crazy bitch. will always love her from MTM 'Phylis' on, I was hooked on her. good luck shaking a leg bitch !
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Wow, I didn't know Lacey was going to be on this show...I must watch this shitfest now. That girl is all kinds of hot and I loved her on SYTYCD! It sucks that she got paired with Lance though :(
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 25, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 25, 2008 - 7:21am.
It's not like I'm going to watch this shitfest, but Cloris better win! Love that hot slut!
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She was perfection on the Bob Saget roast. She and Stamos (I never knew he was funny) made the otherwise tiresome show worth watching.
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Yes she was! She looked great, too. Norm really disappointed me, though. I usually find him hilarious but I don't remember laughing at one thing he said that night.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 25, 2008 - 7:21am.
It's not like I'm going to watch this shitfest, but Cloris better win! Love that hot slut!
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She was perfection on the Bob Saget roast. She and Stamos (I never knew he was funny) made the otherwise tiresome show worth watching.
'Someone please hit me so I can see some stars!'
-- Cloris, Bob Saget roast
Lance Bass would have been interesting had they let him dance with a male.
Now that he's playing butch, I think any ex-boy-bander should be cut early as they spent more time taking dancing lessons than singing lessons.
Toni Braxton & Erica Kane??? Yessss!!! I still won't watch... but I will be voting e'rnight...
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
Rocco Dispirito is definitely not gay.
man susan looks AWESOME. I watch AMC and she has not aged since the 80s.
"Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on August 25, 2008 - 8:48am.
Wow, when I become a 61 year old memaw, I hope to look good as Miss Lucci"
Just save up millions for plastic surgery and you'll be fine.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Kim K's butt will be out of time with the rest of her body...TED MCGINELY HAS BEEN THE DEATH OF EVERY GOOD SHOW....Happy Days, Married with Chilren, The Love Boat...Hopefully Ted will wave his Magic Wand and kill off Dancing With the Stars, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KNEEL BEFORE CHRIST!!!--Peter Griffin
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 25, 2008 - 11:23am.
Right, we always keep trying but there is no known cause and no effective treatment.
We all have things that bug us. What bugs me is when the parent of a preschooler declares that they know why it happened and how to cure it. And, as many of us predicted, lots of adults with autism are saying "Quit trying to change me! Let me work and play!"
Of course we work on things every day and my guy, at age 24, would dearly love to be able to talk someday instead of using FC. But I will never discount his particular gifts or let him feel anything less than perfect.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Erica Kane looks good. i'd hit it. i won't watch this pitiful show, but i'd hit Erica Kane. yumm..
Also, Momma Kardashian would have been a better pick. I'm betting on "wardrobe malfunctionings" coming from Braxton and Kardashian camp, they are both going to try to win the "hoeist costume" award.
Wow, when I become a 61 year old memaw, I hope to look good as Miss Lucci. I can't watch this one, I'm a fan of Braxton and Lucci, I'll wait until one of them gets eliminated before I watch it.
And WARREN SAPP, dude is fifty kinds of crazy. This shit is going to be very interesting.
Cloris - YES! Meemaw in the hizzie!
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by kacky on August 25, 2008 - 8:30am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
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As far as treatment, there isn't any. (experiments don't count - BTDT and the search goes on)
Are you sure Travolta's not giving him training though? Maybe they're just keeping it quiet because autistic people hate attention. And also because scientolojerks probably don't think autism is real so they would frown on him and Kelly for trying to deal with it.
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I have two autistic sons, and there are many many treatments one can try for autism, ranging from diet to behavior modification to one on one play therapy to nutritional supplements to medications. It's a matter of finding what, if anything, is going to work. Sometimes nothing works; it is how it is.
I have no idea what if anything the Travoltas do for Jett. He is never seen with them, which is reprehensible. Autistic people have to be out in the community, because they have to get used to it, whether they have sensory problems or not. This has to be started very young. They cannot be hidden away because they don't like to deal with people. The Scientologists view autism as a mental illness, which of course in their world does not exist. Naturally the Travoltas cannot acknowledge the autism pubicly because of their beliefs.
As far as characterizing those with autism as not liking attention, I would have to say that is ascribing a feeling to them which many of the most affected don't even have. The outside world to a large extent does not exist for them, and the attention of the wider world doesn't really matter to them, except for keeping them from the insular behavior that they exhibit. (Not speaking of those with Asperger's, or the higher functioning level, of autism here.)
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf
By the way, did they ever discuss what happened to Dimitri after the actor was fired for his alcohol abuse? I was attending school during that whole fiasco and forgot to record my soap.
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I don't really recall, but I'm pretty sure they wrote his ass out pretty quickly. I don't think he's worked much since.
I've never watched this show, but I might have to, because of Jeff Ross. I got to work with him, when I was in college (I was Pres. of the student activities committee) He was a really nice guy and he's funny. He used to go by the name Jeff Lifschultz, but was told to drop the last name and use his middle name, Ross. Good move.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I would have loved to see Susan with Chmerkovskiy. That way there would be no question as to who I'm voting for.
Susan Lucci is right up there on my list of GILF.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mop head PLEASE!!! I hope she sheds that 20lbs of beer bloat she put on over the summer.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 10:49am.
Lovecarrottop where the fuck you been, girl???
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Far, far away, where crazy bitches who own the Mod and tell me what I can and can't say don't go!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I will watch the same number of shows as I did last year & the year before.(ZERO) But I can tell you now MK...WARREN SAPP is gonna steal the show.Be prepared to have your fetish for overweight brothas' exposed.He will charm you & make you his cuddly little power bottom MK.Don't fight it...just let it roll over you.;->
Lovecarrottop where the fuck you been, girl???
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Hey hwat sluuuuuuuuuuuuuts. Just want to let you know I miss you, and think about you lots times! Snark for me!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I love lacey, ewww why'd they have to stick her with Ellen? I might actually watch this lame ass show along with the rest of you just to see Phyllis.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
YIPEE! Maksim Chmerkovskiy RETURNS! Max didnt dance last season and I MISSED HIS HOTNESS!
MAX AND MISTY....if Misty decides she wants out....HEY MAX, give me a call! ha ha...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
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As far as treatment, there isn't any. (experiments don't count - BTDT and the search goes on)
Are you sure Travolta's not giving him training though? Maybe they're just keeping it quiet because autistic people hate attention. And also because scientolojerks probably don't think autism is real so they would frown on him and Kelly for trying to deal with it.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I hope Susan Lucci and Cloris Leachman wipe the floor with KardASSian. If either of them get voted out before her, we will all know that the Apocalypse has officially started, won't we?
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Jeff Ross? I guess those Comedy Central roasts don't pay the bills.
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It's not like I'm going to watch this shitfest, but Cloris better win! Love that hot slut!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 9:56am.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 25, 2008 - 10:10am.
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Yeah, or anyone who doesn't claim to be an expert when their child is all of 4 years old. That whole family is screwed up. Did you watch "Starting Over"? Her sister Towanda is even loonier than she is.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
"Submitted by Callan on August 25, 2008 - 7:11am.
Oh man Susan Lucci is going to fuck up so many of those young bitches. Expect her to stab Kim Kardashian with a letter opener, like Erica did to Dimitri, or put Toni Braxton's hand in a vice like Erica did to David Hayward.
God, All My Children used to be the shit."
Old school AMC for the win.
By the way, did they ever discuss what happened to Dimitri after the actor was fired for his alcohol abuse? I was attending school during that whole fiasco and forgot to record my soap.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Oh man Susan Lucci is going to fuck up so many of those young bitches. Expect her to stab Kim Kardashian with a letter opener, like Erica did to Dimitri, or put Toni Braxton's hand in a vice like Erica did to David Hayward.
God, All My Children used to be the shit.
Toni Braxton is always in for the sympathy. Bankruptcy, her son's autism, now her heart problem. Boo fucking hoo. Talk to Holly Robinson Peete if you need help on dealing with your son's autism, bitch!
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Oh, I remember Lacey now! My Boyfriend loves her. I wouldn't be surprised if he watches the show now.
I wish they would boot this show and make a US version of Bailando por un Sueño. That is good stuff.
I'd watch it for Misty May. Love her!
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 8:01am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 25, 2008 - 8:57am.
Yeah, he can show her where to buy the chains he uses to keep Jet in the basement.
Oh god, I cannot start on that fucker, not on a monday. I hate Revolta with the passion of a thousand hearts..
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ITA. I hate him too, and his head in the sand routine regarding his son's autism. At least Toni accepts it and gets treatment for her son.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Warren Sapp? What the hell is he doing on that show? He was a complete and total asshole when with the Bucs in Tampa. He came out of nowhere and leveled a defenseless Green Bay player on the field and seriously injured him. Then after his wife gave birth in Tampa General and the assisting nurses and doctors asked for his autograph he told them to fuck off. Major prick.
yay yay so happy maks is back. hes the only thing that made that show worth watching *drool*
And wait.... Rocco is gay? No wonder I'm attracted to him. *sigh*
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 25, 2008 - 8:57am.
Yeah, he can show her where to buy the chains he uses to keep Jet in the basement.
Oh god, I cannot start on that fucker, not on a monday. I hate Revolta with the passion of a thousand hearts..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 25, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Is she a Scientologist? Maybe John Travolta can give her tips on how to handle her "burden."
The fucking prostitutes above me won't shut the fuck up. I might have to go upstairs and kick some kimchi-eating ass.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
"Submitted by JuneStar on August 25, 2008 - 6:54am.
Lacey Shwimmer used to be on So You Think You Can Dance. She comes from a big dancing family."
Lacey is from a huge dancing family from the Redlands, CA area. Her brother was on "SYTYCD" as well. Her father owns a dance studio in the area.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.