WTF?!
Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey's baby duckling. Yada yada yada! Who isn't carrying a baby in their belly nowadays?! Maybe I should just start announcing who isn't with child, because it seems like everyone is knocked up. BABIES!!!! I'm afraid to open up my closet because I know a baby is going to be sitting there, waiting for me. They're everywhere!
Anypornbaby, it's no surprise that Jenna is pregnant. There were rumors a couple of weeks ago. She finally confirmed it to UsWeekly, “Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I'm so happy! I'm just saying super healthy. I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
The best part of UsWeekly's article is this: " But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 4:07pm.
On the contrary. I think SPF and JJ are quite the window-lickers. __________________________________________
"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 5:00pm.
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I saw your post. I will go ahead and put that "fantastic" in my back pocket to use for a later date. LOL
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
actually i'd rather have a colin firth or james mcavoy baby...lol
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Hi Laura!
My doggie (in the av) passed away July 1. :( We believe it was caused by complications from Rimadyl. He had liver/kidney failure, and died within a week of the onset of symptoms. He was taking it for mild arthritis. It happened so fast; I didn't know what was going on. After researching it, I found out many people have lost their pets to this poison, or their animals have been permanently disabled from it (can't use their hind legs, etc.). Yet vets continue to dispense it. It is ESPECIALLY risky for any kind of retriever breed (labs/goldens), which no one told me about.
I put it in my sig so that pet owners here are aware of the side effects and research it before they give it to their fur babies.
Oh, and it is COMPLETELY lethal to cats (some deaths were caused by cats accidentally getting into the Rimadyl bottle that owners had for their dogs, because it supposedly has a good smell).
Please be careful when giving any kind of medication to your pets.
Thanks for asking. :)
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 25, 2008 - 5:05pm.
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Me too - at least we know KFed doesn't make ugly babies.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by JenJen on August 25, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I'd rather have a K-fed baby. To each is own... LOL!
Submitted by The C word on August 25, 2008 - 4:35pm.
And that knuckle-dragger’s gonna be a dad?!
I can hear him now: “I will love him and squeeze him and call him George.”
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Asshole!
You just made me spit beer and piss alittle at the same time!!!!!
LMFFFAO!
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Submitted by Ex_OTic on August 25, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Of course she's a devout catholic, do you have any idea how much time that woman has spent on her knees?
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LMAO...too funny it had to be reposted
Tito is a big oaf but he was likeable on celebrity apprentice. i'd much rather have a baby huey baby than a kfed baby.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I feel a tater head coming on...
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LMAOOO. Hilarious!
Submitted by Sayonara on August 25, 2008 - 4:59pm.
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LOL, scroll down.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I'm pregnant, too! Yippee!!!
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Fantastic!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Will you also take the extra large teenage child in my building who can't stop peeling the paint off our walls and riding up and down the elevator? Thanks.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Jenna deserves a halo around her head...
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Japanese Girls
Jenna has been going around shouting about wanting a baby for years, and now that wish has come true.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
DebFrmHell!
"And revving at the red line!!!!"
BINGO!!!!!
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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Awww, I'll take him/her! I love toddlers (especially the chubby ones), they're so cute and potty trained ones are even better. Since my brother has Super ADHD (that's the kind that hasn't even been discovered yet), I can deal ;-)
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
I already feel sorry for that hobaby.
She'll probably have to get her chocha sewed shut to keep the kid from falling out before it's due.
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Submitted by The C word on August 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
And that knuckle-dragger’s gonna be a dad?!
I can hear him now: “I will love him and squeeze him and call him George.”
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Submitted by weenielover on August 25, 2008 - 1:33pm.
he looks like an albino shrek.
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And it's a tie for funniest MF'ing comment of the day!
any woman filled with so much silicon should be required to check her boobs in at the precinct station before getting pregnant
Bella, not only was she an underaged stripper in Vegas (VEGAS) before doing porn, she had some sketchy boyfriends and was a meth addict. THAT'S probably when she picked up any STDs.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Since DNA doesn't recognize plastic surgery, I am more than a little curious to see what this child will look like...
I feel a tater head coming on...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by Laura on August 25, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Perhaps she has a different definition of devout... I wonder what other "devout" Catholics think of her. Anyone?
The pope wanted to keep the vatican jewels in her womb, now they have to build a bunker.
Submitted by Bella on August 25, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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There was an outbreak of HIV a couple of years ago in the porn industry because some guy that was working in the "high class" part of it who was supposed to have been tested, falsified his test results to say they were negative when he was really HIV positive. Apparently, he wound up giving it to a bunch of his female co-stars, but their identities were never revealed for legal reasons. So I'm not saying Jenna got hit with STD's, but it's possible.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Q.C
you can have one of mine... The youngest is three. Potty trained and has a slight case of ADHD
The thought of an avowed porn star being pregnant - well that's just not something that's easy to visualize. Can you imagine the talks they will have if it's a girl!! Gonna redefine mother daughter relationships! Now see sweetheart, if you put one ankle behind your neck and one behind your ass,you can really feel the penetration -- geez!
Of course she's a devout catholic, do you have any idea how much time that woman has spent on her knees?
Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 4:49pm.
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LOL, don't! *hugs xx*
I really do feel left out though....maybe I should get me one of those baby things.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Although her vagina is probably like a black hole I don´t neccessarily think that she´s STD ridden, don´t people like her that work in the "high class porn industry" (if you can call it that...) get tested very frequently?
But I must say, the worst porno I´ve seen starred Jenna among others. It was clearly a big budget movie, the theme was pirates and wow it sucked, and not in a good way! All of the performers were obviously bored out of their minds and whenever there was a fuck scene you couldn´t hear any moaning because of some monk chant that was played over it.
They are going to have to pour concrete in the Holland Tunnel cooter to keep the baby from falling out!
God Bless them!!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 12:44pm.
LMAO
Now I feel stupid :p
Whatever happened to "don't be a whore or guys won't respect you?" Now their even having babies with whores!......the world is MAD!!!!! is Mad I tell ya!
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@ Clarisse!
LMFAO!!!!
You know in a strong breeze, Jenna flaps sound like a Harley with the baffles punched!
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And revving at the red line!!!!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
She finally confirmed it to UsWeekly, “I’m praying my uterus doesn’t fall out before I have the baby.”
Submitted by kacky on August 25, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Hey, that's not fair! I heard she was down to a small 8 ball per day!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by xxyxz on August 25, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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LOL, I was kidding but thanks. I just don't like being left out ;-)
All this baby stuff is really starting to get annoying and scary. Is the end of the world coming soon or what?! This is like some shit straight out of "Village of the Damned." Watch all these new celeb babies come out with peroxide blonde hair and blue eyes.......
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
"Super Healthy"? And what does that mean, for a porn actress? Sex with only 3 strangers a week instead of 8? Only 9 shots of lip collagen a month instead of 12?
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I think she's cat ho lick.
the thought of her raising a life is repugnant.
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damn.
They better super-glue that ugly duck baby up in there till it's done cookin!
You know in a strong breeze, Jenna flaps sound like a Harley with the baffles punched!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 25, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Reggie Bush called. He would like to join.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Thats right, and I am the Holy Spirit.
Devout Catholic!??!
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Submitted by weenielover on August 25, 2008 - 4:33pm.
he looks like an albino shrek.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! That made my afternoon. So true, so true.
If they have a boy they should name him Huey...
Baby Huey!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Guy Ritchie, Tito Ortiz and that Good Charlotte guy need to start a 1st wives club type deal. The "Sloppy One Thousandths Club". To join your wife and or significant other needs to have had 1000+ cocks in their vagina, mouth or ass. They can meet on tuesdays have valtrex tea and crumpets. Discuss world issues and how many liters of cum their loved ones can take. They could all constantly tell themselves "you know shes different now, maybe its better she got it out of her system. I mean its just sex, right?" in an effort to convince themselves the mother of their children isn't a filthy lying whore.
You can tell the baby is already a slut.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 25, 2008 - 12:37pm.
I'm pregnant, too! Yippee!!!
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congrats!
Submitted by weenielover on August 25, 2008 - 3:33pm.
LOL!!! Albino Shrek!
OMG you guys are killing me today!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm pregnant, too! Yippee!!!
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Anypornbaby.....HAHAHA, I love it!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Mel-Tang - what's your story on Rimadyl?
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