WTF?!
Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey's baby duckling. Yada yada yada! Who isn't carrying a baby in their belly nowadays?! Maybe I should just start announcing who isn't with child, because it seems like everyone is knocked up. BABIES!!!! I'm afraid to open up my closet because I know a baby is going to be sitting there, waiting for me. They're everywhere!
Anypornbaby, it's no surprise that Jenna is pregnant. There were rumors a couple of weeks ago. She finally confirmed it to UsWeekly, “Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I'm so happy! I'm just saying super healthy. I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
The best part of UsWeekly's article is this: " But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace.
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Unbeknownst to Jenna, she was ex-communicated a long time ago....
And that knuckle-dragger’s gonna be a dad?!
I can hear him now: “I will love him and squeeze him and call him George.”
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Well at least she won't have to push or get an epidural. That baby will be able to crawl out of her vagina. As a matter a fact, she might want to consider wearing a net down there, the baby just might accidently slip out one day as she is walking around.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Well at least she won't have to push or get an epidural. That baby will be able to crawl out of her vagina. As a matter a fact, she might want to consider wearing a net down there, the baby just might accidently slip out one day as she is walking around.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
GOOD LORD that is one FUG man.
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
what "looker" this kid willbe!
poor ugly little bastard is going be so screwed!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
he looks like an albino shrek.
Devout Catholic??? I'm sure this depraved bitch would burst in flames upon entering a church.
i want a baby but its not working for me =(
but i defff dont want that thing shes having haha
MK, if you are Mary full of Grace, I will be an agent of the Vatican. You know, the position that opened up when Annd Hathaway's beard was arrested. :)
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Submitted by Cindyloo on August 25, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I want to know how many STD's or worse she has. Odds are if the baby makes it full term, it will be a C-section.
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Oh no way...I bet Jenna will just cough a little and the baby will just slide out. Or maybe they will have to sew her va-jay jay shut just to prevent it from falling out of that gaping tomb.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
She's going to need a large cork to prevent that fetus from sliding out of her gaping hole while it's baking.
Um, HOW was this WHORE able to conceive?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
i want a baby but its not working for me =(
Devout Catholic? What version of Catholicism is she following?
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"But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
The best part of UsWeekly's article is this: " But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace.
--> LMAO, I love you MK :D
Catholics are against the use of condoms too...i think. Jenna had to have used a few of those in her time....
Devout...HA!
Yeah...she gets on her knees a lot...that counts right?
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
WTF has the beach got to do with being pregnant? And that child is going to be one ugly duckling - I hope it's a boy or we'll be looking at the next Rumer - the shape of that man's head can give nothing good to a child...
This totally debunks the myth that anorexic women cannot get pregnant. Again and again, it's disproven, somehow one of her eggs got fertilized and a baby formed in her messed up body. When Nicole Richie got pregnant, I was wondering how the hell her body manage to sustain itself on so little nutrients and a ton of Aderrall much less sustain another life. Hopefully, that baby will live a healthy life, unlike Nicole. Ditto for Jenna!
Your face!
I want to know how many STD's or worse she has. Odds are if the baby makes it full term, it will be a C-section.
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Perhaps she has a different definition of devout... I wonder what other "devout" Catholics think of her. Anyone?
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Triscuit:
OMG that reminds me of NIN "Closer" I fuckin love that song
Um, isn't the Catholic Church against in vitro?? Not even gonna touch the obvious here :\
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by Salem13 on August 25, 2008 - 4:24pm.
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Ya know the old joke.."Screaming God in bed does not make you religious."
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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The best part of UsWeekly's article is this: " But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan." If she's a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace.
IF SHE IS A DEVOUT CATHOLIC, MY HOLE SEALED UP AND I AM A VIRGIN AGAIN.
how the hell are her vagina & uterus even still intact?? was she known for mostly anal? i cant believe there are so many normal infertile women out there & something actually wants to grow inside this womans tomb, i mean womb.
They are so pasty and blonde and pale.
Ew.
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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A devout Catholic? HAHAHA I wonder if she said a prayer evertime she went to bed?
vaginal delivery? I highly doubt it.
fucking trout!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Devout Catholic my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Couldn't Tito find a bigger watch?
That should be the world's easiest vaginal delivery. Like a free fall from the Grand Canyon.
Jenna's Catholic? WTF?
LOL @ "Mary full of Grace"
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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2012 cannot get here fast enough...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...