No Privacy, Please!
The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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my guess is that shitstirring attentionwhores have discovered dlisted has a comment section and have been plugging away...I think if we all ban together and ignore the individuals that most would identify as shit stirring twat waffles, then they would simply go away.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by angel_i on August 25, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Well, start with this one, we'll see what we can work out.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by boomsy on August 25, 2008 - 11:09pm.
I can't keep up either....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 25, 2008 - 11:11pm.
It is certainly not slippery fun these days!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Yeah, I try to ignore too. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but there is no reason to insult others here, snark at celebrities. Lately, there is a lot of people that believe what they think is supreme and you are an asshole if you disagree.... oh well. Next time I want to see abuse I will just call my mother and patch my sister in on the second line.
OT-- damn, these guys are something else.... what happened with wanting their privacy? Brad is starting to act like one of the secretaries at my work that needs to show you pics of her entire brood everytime you walk by. I got a newflash for Mr. Brad -- you are proud of your family, good for your ass, I do not need to be subjected to endless pictures of your family just cause you think everyone cares.
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*hands on hips*
Ok, I didn't read all the comments, wtf did I miss?
*returns to ocean screaming exercises*
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
SHE DID THE SAME THING WHEN SHE STOLDED BILLY BOB
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STOLDED. So there.
Don't yell at Sheeps - he's a nice animal and he keeps us warm:)
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If you ain't gots nuthin nice to say - come hang with us!
Why won't this family stop selling out their kids?! I just don't understand this shit. They complain about privacy, move out of the country to get some and then pull this crap. They are actors. Paid for acting. Why the overexposure of the children? What is the need for this, really? This guy honestly thinks he invented the "family". I'll assume this money is going to charity as well, right? I THINK NOT!
I wish the branges would form their own religion, if only to round up the chosen ones onto a compound far far away from me....
Then again, our poor Jamesypoo would be scrubbing the toilets at the compound, so maybe its notn the best of ideas...
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by smoke on August 25, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Thanks smoke! Sometimes you need rubber boots and a shower like Cher took in that movie "Silkwood", after reading through all this crap!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 8:21pm.
I couldn't resist showing off my fine Classical education. Ad hominem means to attack the person with insults instead of attacking the substance of the statement (ad rem).
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Deb, its fucking contagious, that ANGER that just radiates from the fucking screen sometimes. This afternoon, I had an epipheny in my office--I left my lunchbreak, and Dlisted, more stressed and annoyed with idiots than I was when I uploaded the page--and that is the exact opposite. Its a chance for us all to rag on celebs, and vent in a way that we wouldn't in real life, directed at people we'd never most likely meet. I shouldn't be angered because of fucking Madonna. THe mere principle that I left a fucking Madonna thread distressed in any way other than by those fucking veins makes me want to kick her in her ragdy ass vadge, except that I fear I might not get my foot back.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Deb, I don't see why you have to apologize for anything.
The queen AJ looks like she's posing under her "W" crown.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 8:14pm.
van, I have NO idea what is in the water these days.
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I agree- there is DEFINITELY something in the water these days.
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home"
James Haven cured me of my addiction to D-Listed!
(speaking of which, I wonder how many cocks I'll have to suck to get on here every day while I'm away from my computer...)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:49pm.
I defended James Haven. Also, your comments are rather viciously ad hominem.
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Thanks Momus. James Haven isn't sure what "hominem" means but he's sure it has to do with rancid!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 25, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 25, 2008 - 11:08pm.
There's sand in the AstroGlide.
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...and sand in the KYJelly too! I know that would make me cranky! I hear that James Haven is working a degree in MysticalMasseuse. I am flying to LA for that treat...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 11:16pm
He'll have to fight Daddy Dearest Voight for that position.
This is all so blatantly unnecessary.
It has the affect of novelty and trying waaaaay too hard to sell something that isn't real.
This actually annoys me more than the standard fuckeryness Skeletina bestows unto the common people.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
For goodness sakes, what's all the shouting about? I've just read the last 2 pages, should I bother starting at the beginning and work my way through?
James Haven has restored my faith in the human race ♥
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Pretty soon, Brangelina will come out with their own religion, like L. Ron Hubbard. Sadly, there are more than a few who would sign up.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
I SEE, WELL DO YOU THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING TO ME THAT MIGHT MAKE ME CALL YOU A DICK?
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I defended James Haven. Also, your comments are rather viciously ad hominem.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Hi vany. Pull up a chair. No worries there is just two posters who are the same person, who refuses to make friends.
Hello Manny!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Sadness that it has come to this but IMO this site has been hateful for weeks! Snarking on ourselves and shallowness of celebs is very cool. Snarking amongst commentors and name calling is NOT! I am guilty of that and I apologize.
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bradful, I would buy a tabloid to see a pic of Brad scrubbing vomit off a onesie. Family Janitor has to be a notch or two better than the family gimp, eh?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 25, 2008 - 11:33pm.
LOL
van, I have NO idea what is in the water these days. I've been harassed more than once in the last 24 regarding my ethnic heritage by two turd fergisons, and everyone seems so crabby--we need as a commenting community to just ignore these twatwaffle shit stirrers that just NEED attention, just like anus lips and rat face there.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
And this will do what exactly? Feed the Loon HQ and rally around the holy blobs 2.0?
What are we supposed to "see"?
I smell damage control and it's still fresh.
The Brad has just been demoted again, family staff photographer, next, The Brad, Family Janitor.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 25, 2008 - 11:12pm.
*Yawn* Night, sluts. Wish I came to this party earlier....
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I wish you did too. Nite!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
*Yawn* Night, sluts. Wish I came to this party earlier....
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
I SEE, WELL DO YOU THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING TO ME THAT MIGHT MAKE ME CALL YOU A DICK?
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 25, 2008 - 11:08pm.
There's sand in the AstroGlide.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I missed Nitts. Hello everyone else.
Brad and Angie really need another photo spread like Jenifer Aniston needs another douchebag.
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Damn, I left like 30 minutes ago and there are 116 NEW comments? You guys have been busy...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Good night, it has been fun.
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
IF I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM I WOULD HAVE WROTE HIS NAME BUT WHY DOES IT CONCERN YOU
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"THESE DICKS" is a plural -- usually meaning more than one -- and since there are many folks on this site, including me, it concerns me if I am included in your plural and I would like to know if your plural does include me.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Good grief! I peeked in this afternoon and there was infighting and now again?
Is there something in the dlisted water?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 25, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Ha ha! James Haven brightens up any thread he posts in! Pink Vespa and Mary Kay beauty products in tow!
James Haven, glad you were able to escape the basement of Casa De French Pretentious-Pant
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Greenie! SmOOches
It's good to see so many friendly faces!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Night all! I need to go and have one of my Hollywood nightmares. Does anyone else have dreams involving stupid celebrities?
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Yes, Jessica Alba. Naked.
Nite, Mel!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
According to the Dali Lama via James Haven, one must remember....
Growing old is inevitable, using Mary Kay is optional, but...you will live to regret it. *little sock monkey hands clasped together* *bowing*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Team Valtrex, LMAO! JH also cured me of my tourette's syn.....
motherfuckingcuntwhorebitch.
Carry on....
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Nite Nitty!
I agree with that- the press is always dragging JA into Brangie shit....I'm sure she'd like nothing better than to be left out of it already.
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home"
@Momus,
Mrs. K said to say hi to all. Since she has gotten back from vacation she has a lot of work to catch up on...she sends her sensiblities to all.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Ha ha! James Haven brightens up any thread he posts in! Pink Vespa and Mary Kay beauty products in tow!
James Haven, glad you were able to escape the basement of Casa De French Pretentious-Pants.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Night all! I need to go and have one of my Hollywood nightmares. Does anyone else have dreams involving stupid celebrities?
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James Haven cured my A.D.D. by directi...hey, let's ride bikes!!!!]
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 11:27pm.
GOOD, THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE LIKE ME
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
IF I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM I WOULD HAVE WROTE HIS NAME BUT WHY DOES IT CONCERN YOU
Can someone please explain to me how JA is constantly using the "pitty party" to her advantage, when it seem like the media is always hounding her and not the other way around.
Pompous asses. Even in this old cover AJ is sitting there like the queen and Brad is acting like a queen.
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Submitted by NitWitty on August 25, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Nite Nit!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Where are Tigerlilly, Sheeps, Mrs. Kravitz, and Kizzy?
I think they were swallowed up by dimply's ass cheeks over there.
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Yes Studly, you are right. All the Brangie threads get crazy. I usually don't post in them because the Jolie-Pitts don't bother me, and sometimes I get slammed for saying so! But, whatever. There will always be people on both sides; no need to fight over it though, imo.
Glad you joined the discussion! :)
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James Haven cured me of my schizophrenia...
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Deb is a Schizo
And I am too!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
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