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The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.
Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).
Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.
We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.
We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.
These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.
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Submitted by VMDA78 on August 25, 2008 - 11:01pm
TO MANY LIKE WHO YOU? I'VE NEVER EVEN MET A FRENCH CANADAIN WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES FRENCH. I GUESS HATIANS ARE FRENCH TOO AND SO ARE WEST AFRICANS(SOME PARTS) BECAUSE THOSE WERE ALL FRENCH COLONIES
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 10:32pm.
What's the difference?? They all hate Americans, right?
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What's the difference?? They all hate Americans, right?
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Good to see you, PSL. I'm not crying into my bowl of Rice Krispies because I am not as perfect as them. I eat Cocoa Pebbles. And my life is plenty glamorous enough, thank you.
*throws chunk of pizza crust at cockroaches on floor*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Now who the hell am I supposed to believe???
laladida claims they are CanadAIn, and JH says they are FC.
WTF is CanadAIn anyway?
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Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
WHATEVER JAMES, YOU DON'T SEE CELINE DION CALLING HERSELF FRENCH
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 25, 2008 - 10:52pm.
PSL! *SmOOches*
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 10:45pm.
We get it, you're trying to be funny w/ stolded.
BTW member for 1 week 1 day, we all have the amazing ability to write in caps.
For example, FYYFF
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by James Haven on August 25, 2008 - All the kids are in some sort of school and James Haven drives the damn bus!
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James, you're a tall drink of water! How on earth do you fit on that short bus?!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Um, I seem to remember a certain Tommy Lee Jones a few yrs. back who was in every goddamn movie there was, and no one hated him.
They r all jus jelluz h8trs. :)
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Calm down now, everyone! French Canadian! We are French Canadian!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
THATS ANOTHER BULLSHIT LIE SHE TOLD HER MOM IS NOT FRENCH SHE IS CANADAIN. AND IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHERE SHE HAVE HER KIDS, BECAUSE THEY WILL STILL BE AMERICAN CITIZENS. EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS FOR SHOW
Lots of people can't stand angelina because she is extremely over rated and over exposed, more than any other celebrity in hollywood at the present time.
Deb! I tried the msgr. thing and crashed me..twice! *flail* Sorry I missed your reply JH, going to read it now! Heyo, PSL. Deb, reach me by MS msg, it's the best I can do for now.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
hahaha, I just remembered. Speaking of shitty acting, I saw Maniston in "Leprachaun" yesterday. I forgot about that stupid ass movie. LMAO
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hi PSL!! :)
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I was wondering why their children weren't on the cover.
StudlyGoLightly, your post was interesting.
I, for one, can't stand JA and the Brangelina's don't bother me. People seem to have it in for Angelina because she is a 'husband stealer,' but so is 99% of Hollyweird. So I don't think that is valid. JA just irks me because she sucks at acting, and yet has still found a way to be rich. She has a man face too, yet she walks around like her shit doesn't stink. The word 'entitled' pops into my head when I see her fug mug, because that's how she comes off to me.
She was WAAAAY overrated during the "Friends" era, and imo, still is.
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Submitted by Lindalou on August 25, 2008 - 10:47pm.
HEY BITCH KISS MY ASS. I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!!!!!
This was the cover of the mag when they had just gotten together, and both looked so friggin perfect. I remember my sister being horrified by the pics, because she thought those kids were Angie's, and how could Brad take pictures like that? how could he humiliate Jen that way? heehee
Hi Deb! Nitty, Mr Pres, JH, and anyone else I have forgotten....
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I was inside looking outside; the millions of faces but still I'm alone
Waiting, hours of waiting; paying a penance
I was longing for home
-Foreigner "Long Long Way From Home"
If she was really honoring her mother giving birth in France is not the way...She should have had them in a bowling alley in Detroit, the Motor City.
Why does she never have children in US? Could it have something to do with the Paternity statement that goes with birth certificates? Methinks Brad is shooting blanks...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Your welcome, JH! :)
I mean it. Your performance in the youtube movie is beyond genius. It's one of my favorites. :)
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Do people here actually like JA? I rarely post but have lurked on the board for years, & I guess I always thought that while many found Angelina to be a hypocrite there wasn't a lot of love for JA either; y'all just prefered her as a foil to Brangelina.
I live in NY and know some folks with work & leisure-level access to celebrity. I've heard nothing but negatives about JA for years. Angelina doesn't come up often, but I've never heard anything negative. I can say that I've actually met her briefly twice (once at a nightclub around the time she was in Hackers & once at a grocery store w/Zahara, before the whole Brad thing was confirmed). The only thing that struck me was how unusually friendly she was (and how frighteningly thin she was that second time).
So I get the Brangie/Angie hate; it's the JA defensiveness I'm confused by.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 10:15
Why the capslock? Keyboard issue or poor eyesight?
Submitted by NitWitty on August 25, 2008 - 10:42pm.
James! *smooch w/a reach around* Tell me something, doll. Does Maddox start school like the rest of the regular kids? Is that blasphemous of me to even ask?!
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All the kids are in some sort of school and James Haven drives the damn bus!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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AWW DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS BECAUSE I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS BRANGELINA
Submitted by Sheeps on August 25, 2008 - 10:05pm.
YES STOLED
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Stoled
Stoled\, a. Having or wearing a stole
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stole
–noun 1. an ecclesiastical vestment consisting of a narrow strip of silk or other material worn over the shoulders or, by deacons, over the left shoulder only, and arranged to hang down in front to the knee or below. Compare tippet (def. 2).
2. a woman's shoulder scarf of fur, marabou, silk, or other material. Compare tippet (def. 1).
3. a long robe, esp. one worn by the matrons of ancient Rome.
SHE STOLED BILLY BOB AND BRAD SHE HAS COVERED HERSELF WITH BRADS FAME AND THE KIDS AND IS USING THEM BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WITHOUT THEM SHE WOULD JUST BE THE FREAK OF HOLLYWOOD WHO MADE OUT WITH HER BROTHER BUT YOUR TOO DUMB TO KNOW THAT
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 25, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Awww thanks Mel! *SmOOches*
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Submitted by Soy on August 25, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Angie actually looks pretty here.
*ducks*
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That was shot before MAMS was released. She sucked all the hotness out of Pitt and she needs to move on the her next blood victim....
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 25, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by matthew323 on August 25, 2008 - 10:29pm.
EXCATLY, Now someone else see what I see. I've been sayinh it forever isn't it funny that she always donate money or stage her family photo's and outtings, right around the time she has a project coming out.
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No one will ever beat the TomKat. Faking your one month old childs birth so it falls a few days from the opening of your new movie.
Submitted by matthew323 on August 25, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Can I shot them..no because they will not live in the US anymore!!!
What is funny "family spread" is a month before their movies come out.
By spring they will adopt another baby...PR !!! Thats all have now is babies and family shots!!
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Of course, it's all for PR for their movies. Clint Eastwood probably "arranged" for the W cover. He must be frantic to convince the world that the whore iss "Mommy of the Year" in time for his latest, maybe last, movie.
Biggg mistake Clint. If it looks like a snake, hisseses like a snake and bites like a snake, don't try to convince us it's/she's a sweet puppy dog. A lying heroin addicted whore is not real mommy material, and unless you can do worldwide mass hypnosis, your stinko choice of mommy for your movie is gonna bomb. As it/she/you should. Jerk.
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The folks who know the truth aren't talking…. The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up! --Tom Waits
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. --Thoreau
James! *smooch w/a reach around* Tell me something, doll. Does Maddox start school like the rest of the regular kids? Is that blasphemous of me to even ask?!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
NITTY! Yay! Open up your IM sweets!
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Submitted by laladida on August 25, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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The caps lock is a centimeter away from the 'A' key. Please stop unleashing your fury on us.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Awww, JH. YOU are the REAL star of that family, my friend. :)
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Angie actually looks pretty here.
*ducks*
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by NitWitty on August 25, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Nit! *SmOOches* good to see you!
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Lindalou....I'm with YOU!! :)
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Submitted by matthew323 on August 25, 2008 - 10:29pm.
EXCATLY, Now someone else see what I see. I've been sayinh it forever isn't it funny that she always donate money or stage her family photo's and outtings, right around the time she has a project coming out.
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You better believe Brad will be behind the camera, because he's lost 90% of his hwatness since becoming a sperm donor. Just pitiful. He really needs to learn how to take care of kids and keep himself together, much like our beloved James Haven does.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I feel the same way about Britney and Vadge as people seem to feel about these two. I would be OK with never seeing a word about B or V again. Just like posts about them, this too will explode into a massive hate fest that takes up several pages. Strange. The magazine will break sales records.
Personally I kind of like them. As messed up as AJ is, she comes off to me as human and genuine. As for JA? Hollywood marriages end, usually very quickly. Why is this one so special? Its hardly the first, nor will it be the last. At least he didnt marry his own daughter or the nanny.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 25, 2008 - 9:35pm.
What isn't his f-cking hobby?!?!!?
I guess it's a good thing he has so many because we all know he sucks at acting, it's always nice to have a fall back career.
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Hobbies? Photography, architecture, baby snatching, lying, cheating...the list goes on...
WTF? Who, other than a narcisstic celeb, gets PAID for a cover shoot on a big name mag when he's nothing more than a simple-minded himbo exercising his "hobby" muscles??
Pittfool, that's who. Maybe he's paying them, instead of W paying him. Probably he's paying for permission to make believe he's the lead architect on that hotel thingy also.
There's no fool like a rich fool with unlimited ego...and money...to pretend he's actually somebody, other than a former pretty boy...with unlimited ego, and hopefully limited money to continue his charade.
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The folks who know the truth aren't talking…. The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up! --Tom Waits
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. --Thoreau
Good to see you James. Love how Brad poses as the man of the house in this cover shot when we all know for a fact that you have been doing most of the work. Shame on him.
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Can I shot them..no because they will not live in the US anymore!!!
What is funny "family spread" is a month before their movies come out.
By spring they will adopt another baby...PR !!! Thats all have now is babies and family shots!!
"We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston."
LMAO!
So, are the proceeds from these photos going to charity? Or "Art?"
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by Mr. President on August 25, 2008 - 10:23pm.
That pic would have looked so much better if it had included James Haven. Any picture of this family without him just has a big hole in it, if you ask me.
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Why thank you Mr. President! James Haven fully approves of your message!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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That pic would have looked so much better if it had included James Haven. Any picture of this family without him just has a big hole in it, if you ask me.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That cover picture looks like the Holy Family is summering in New Jersey. Aren't they supposed to be in France or some ethereal dimension that mere mortals can't access?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Once again, the pittfool and his lying whore forgot their last lies as soon as they uttered them. Let them try to say anytime soon that they want privacy and the media hounds them.
The only reason they are angry at the tabs and papps is they want to be paid for all the pics of their innocent, unprotected kids.
Wonder how much they're getting paid for these pictures? Scumbags...
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The folks who know the truth aren't talking…. The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up! --Tom Waits
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. --Thoreau
Angelina has been photoshopped so much in the above photo she looks asian.
Submitted by KidL on August 25, 2008 - 8:34pm.
I'm waiting for it too. We know she has it in her.
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