Monday, August 25th 2008

No Privacy, Please!

The holy Brangelina family was recently featured in a ten million page spread in People magazine, but I guess that wasn't enough attention for them. Fashion Week Daily reports that Brad Pitt photographed Saint Angelina and the rest of the family for the cover of November's W Magazine.

Brad and Saint Angie were last on the cover of W in 2005 (above).

Brad took the pictures of his family last week at the Church of Brangelina aka Chateau Miraval in France. This will be Brad's first time shooting a cover. Photography has apparently been a hobby of his for a while and Saint Angelina even bought him some fancy camera for his birthday.

We get it!!! Why do we need to be constantly reminded?! They're utter perfection. They can do everything better than everyone else. They're family is so beautiful that stars fall from the heavens when they walk by. They shit diamond covered golden nuggets.

We all spend our nights crying into a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies because we will never be like them and we know it. I'm talking to you Aniston.

These two need to get their own reality show already. They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS. They love flaunting their amazingly flawless family, so it just seems like the natural thing to do.

Posted by: Michael K


Yet another fine example of Brad's missing "sensitivity chip" - reenacting the cover shoot in which he informed the world he was no longer a married man ( in his mind) and was a partner with Angelina Jolie and kids. We all know, they've been sure to keep it all in the press, about their sixteen million kids, and how they let em run loose in the house with security guards to keep em from harming one another , but to put them on a cover? I'm not that interested. Do me a favor Brad, go make a really good movie for a change, and Angie Jo.....stay home and raise those kids as you promised when you adopted Pax....geeze. White Trailer Park Trash Family Makes The Cover Yet Again....arghhhhh

thehoustongirl's picture

Who these little "blond haired white boys" are in this pic? Where are the REAL kids? PFFFT!

edit: old pic, but STILL! No Maddox? you KNOW he was pissed he wasn't apart of this lol

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DivasGone's picture

I am really starting to feel sorry for Maniston.

Her ex and the woman who stole him from her get beautiful artistic covers focused on how wonderful their life is.

She gets John Mayer.

I want to send her a box of wine.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Yawnnnnnnn!

Brangelina are boring.

Same sanctimonious, hypocrital bullshit.

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zomay's picture

"They can even fancy it up by calling it a "documentary" and putting it on PBS."

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Thats EXACTLY what these two would do!

The C word's picture

Last post of the day...you just had to go out with a bang, didn't you Mk?

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