Tuesday, August 26th 2008

So Long, Tiny Dancer!

Not Tiny Dancer!!!! If this isn't a "put the covers over my head" moment, I don't know what is! Over a year ago, I wrote about the 4-inch tall chihuahua from Florida. At the time, Tiny Dancer was in the running to be named the world's smallest dog by Guinness Book of World Records. He spent most of his young life helping others as a therapy dog.

Well, he shuffled off to heaven yesterday! Why is the world so cruel? He was only 2 years old. That's like 21 in dog years according to the Dog Years Calculator. His owner, Jenny Gomes, left this message on Tiny Dancer's Dogster profile:

I have lost the love of my life...my Tiny Dancer! He gave me so much to look forward to and he enriched so many lives with his Therapy Dog work! God why did you take him from me so soon...I still need him so much! My heart is breaking into little pieces and I can't stop crying! I know it will get better...I don't want it to...I want my baby back! I feel like I can't breath...It's really hard to see thru the tears...I know I have lots of other animals that need me...but...I need my little man back!

Sorry for going on and on...but, I have no other outlet other than here! God...Please take care of my Tiny Dancer...I will see you again one day...I love you soooooo much!

Hold me closer Tiny Dancer! I'm sure he's up in heaven, dancing for all of us! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to add another shot of Bailey's to my coffee this morning.

Rest in peace, Tiny Dancer!

Posted by: Michael K


The Fly's picture

CLONE him!

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The Fly's picture

Yeah like those dogs with the extreme folds. It can really fuck them up.

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letinstar's picture

poor little tiny dancer...perhaps jenny should consider her "god" needed tiny dancer more than she did...

either way, tiny dancer is in doggy heaven running around my all my doggy friends that i miss too...
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MachSchnell84's picture

I want to cry!!! What a precious little dog he was!

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

as a therapy dog he helped children in cancer wards and old fuckers in nursing homes and maybe even sat on someones lap when getting blood transfusions so even if the made this ball of love by accident in a meth lab im still sad something cute and helpful had to die and heidi montag lives to see another day

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christine the hoff's picture

they are overbred, but it's still sad as all hell.
I wanna put him in my purse and take him everywhere with me.

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Clarisse's picture

TheVinylVillager!!
ITA!!! I mean i feel bad, but this is what happens when you pervert mother nature to the point of "dog" not being a viable creature!

We've mutated "dog" to the point of extreme excess..it has it's price...

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Awww, no!! He was absolutely precious. I'm sad now. :(
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MargeAggedon's picture

Awww :( Very sad. Poor little puppy. RIP.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW omg so precious and cute and cuddly!! I love love love him!

The Fly's picture

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
No. I'm going to put the covers over my head too. I may even watch "The Golden Girls" -the episode where they all have the flu.

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