Nightmares!

That's some Tyra 101 modeling right there. I can imagine her yelling "Give me FIERCE!".

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Submitted by Stock Broker on August 26, 2008 - 10:46am.
Who the hell directed that shit.. Stevie Wonder? Helen Keller?

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Who the hell directed that shit.. Stevie Wonder? Helen Keller?

I love how Felicity Huffman is just so CLEARLY phoning it in. After they finish shooting she rolls her eyes and wanders back to her trailer where she washes off the filth of synthetic beauty and sits down to translate Hamlet into French while arguing with Camille Paglia on the phone.

I got a little carried away with that but the basic premise is there...

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Great to see the Golden Girls is back. That Bea Arthur has it going on...holy shit...wait..that's Teri Hatcher...crap..I take it all back.

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That was a TV show commercial?? Looked more like a soft porn commercial to me.

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Why is Eva out front? I can't stand her!!!! Every time she comes on I turn the channel or go to the bathroom. Felicity should be out front, she is the only true star on there.

That was just awkward. Dammit Felicity Huffman, you are too good for this shit!

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Oh, dumb.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dumb.

Edie was always my favorite, but they really changed her character in the last season by making her too soft and throwing a kid in. I hope she gets back to her old self and shows up in more episodes. Otherwise, the show seems tired to me, despite the tornadoes, deaths, cancer and mean relatives. :P
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I just placed a call into my therapist because that gave me scary visions of ladies in red gowns and clown lipstick popping up from nowhere rolling apples at me. So glad the fruit of choice for the show isn't a banana.

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Total Fug....every second.

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Submitted by Romy on August 26, 2008 - 9:30am.
Dana Delaney(sp)'s mouth...it reminds me so much of frickin Pennywise from It!! I'm going to have another clown nightmare tonight I just know it. This time it will be red menopausal clown maniacs.

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Your avvie is going to give me clown nightmares! I love Tim Curry, but GD...he was a scary Pennywise. That, and I'm deathly afraid of ALL clowns.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

that was easily the worst promo i've
ever seen. and the defiled a classic tune.
shame, shame ladies.
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Seras, I've never watched more than a few minutes. Unbearably mediocre.

Ew - that was just awful - really highlights all the bad Botox and surgeries and whatever else these bitches do to their faces.

---except Huffman - she's great & I can't find insults for half of Filliam H. Muffman.

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"This shit has "menopause commercial" written all over it."

Enough said.

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DH stopped being good a long ass time ago...not that it was ever especially riveting.
The only time I watched was when they had Alfre Woodward as the token, with her son chained up in the basement. That story line was TERRIBLE. The only worth a good goddamn on this show is Marcia Cross.

I also think the Bravo Atlanta reality version of "housewives" is going to be more interesting....than this crap.

meh. a bunch of old witches eating poisoned apples.

Am I the only person on the planet who has never had any interest nor have watched one second of this show?

Dana Delaney(sp)'s mouth...it reminds me so much of frickin Pennywise from It!! I'm going to have another clown nightmare tonight I just know it. This time it will be red menopausal clown maniacs.

i love that the tag is hold me lol

I'm not hatin' on the fact that they're not 22 years old. If it wasn't for Snatcher and the chick that lets Michael Bolton do it to her doggiestyle, I would think they actually look fabulous.

It's the fact that they look like they're submitting an audition reel for La Cage Aux Folles.

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I'm just sayin'....

Too much Longwhoria!

Why was she at the forefront of the tired, old, slow-mo' walk they always do? Surely that's false advertising, because she is of course 1ft smaller than the other ladies

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not to mention the fact that they butchered a fabulous song
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It's not them it's Madonna's version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCC2GnbE7P4

What was that at :24 I don't have sound and maybe that helps it make sense but it made me think of witches of wistershire or something

Gaaah, that's awful. Also tired, cliched and yes, desperate.

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That was extremely dumb. It was so dumb that now I'm even dumber for having watched it.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Hot Tranny Mess after Hot Tranny Mess... I thought I was crying but turns out my eyes just started to bleed.

I don't understand the appeal of these aging menopausal whore shows.

We get it, you can still have sex and cause problems.

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well, they certainly look desperate...

This is a seriously wack vid.

I like the show and everything, but this promo video has got to go, straight to the trash.

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Eva scared the shit outta me. *hiding under the covers*

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 26, 2008 - 10:07am.
They give me fever alright. Dengue fever or ebola or something. I need something to clear that shit up!

haha typhoid.. the plague?

This is wrong on SO many levels.

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I can stand the show, but the promos make me want to give my vagina back to God.

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they are the most unsexiest women on the face of the planet.
they move like grandma with a cane. ugh. no wonder i stopped watchign that shit after season one

They look like they are trying to glamorize being BiPolar. How rude!