Tuesday, August 26th 2008
Go To Bed!
The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was created for Pamela Anderson. Old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela's case is an emergency! After her bath, Mr. Sandman needs to drop a fucking sandbox on her head so she can take a 2-month nap!
I see what Pamela is trying to do, though. She's trying to recreate Shauna Sand's elegant beauty on her own haggard face. I mean, she's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!
Here's more of Pamela looking like a day-shift stripper on the bad shit while promoting her reality show in Australia.
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Is that really her face or did her neck throw up there? Methinks she grabbed a Sharpie marker instead of the eyeliner pencil. Guess it's hard to see straight with a wonky eye.
When do you suppose people like her wake up and realize they actually look like shit and are nothing but the end of a bad joke? Instead of showing pics of her face the paps need to start showing pics of her cat - probably looks better you just wouldn't want to get to close. Hell I wouldn't get to close to that face either.
Damn, ain't the plaster comin' off Pam's wall!
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What happened to the no close up pictures clause? And she doesn't look old, she looks beat and tore up. My 85 year old aunt looks younger than this bitch. It's called good clean living!
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on August 26, 2008 - 4:55pm.
If no one says so, you comment is full of win.
Funny, usually the people who talk shit about older people are the ones who look 20 years older once they hit middle age.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by Fae on August 27, 2008 - 11:59am.
Silly, stupid comment about women not wearing make up in their 30's. FYI Pam is 40 (+?).
Its how the makeup is applied and worn that makes or in this case breaks the face that matters not that women shouldn't wear it. How ridiculous.
OT: Pam I have only one word to describe these pictures of you: Yuck.
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Pammy's obviously been to the Wino school of cosmetology. Damn. Someone take away her Wet 'n Wild NOW!
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Women should stop wearing makeup once they get into their 30's. So many women make this mistake. Pam wouldn't look so old if she let her hair go natural and took all that crap off her face.
don't be upset, pam. old age hits everybody. ^_^
Jeeez is she just busted out or is she dying of something?? She used to be so fresh faced and very pretty.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
homegirl even has a wonky in thumbnail #3. ever heard of growing old 'gracefully', pammy-poo? yea, we can tell you havent.
Submitted by plain_sliced on August 26, 2008 - 11:14pm.
this is every man's fantasy? she looks like shit. that's why i don't do marriage anymore. they look at hot and busty at night, then in the morning, they look like poster girl pam.
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I'd take a peek at you in the morning. I bet, they all thought the same about you... LMAO!
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wow... homegirl is haggard and worn.
sad.
this is every man's fantasy? she looks like shit. that's why i don't do marriage anymore. they look at hot and busty at night, then in the morning, they look like poster girl pam.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 26,
Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
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What about Putin? The news are from 2004. What planet are you from? Booo!
Girlfriend needs a steak real bad...
And the irony of it all is that she probably would have actually looked *better* & been able to grow old a bit more gracefully had she not fucked up her face with all that plastic surgery. Of course I guess you have to add in all the years of "hard living" too, as that will put age on anyone. But I still think she would have looked at least a little bit better without all that "extra work" done.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on August 26, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Ew...
I'm sure you all know they film that stupid reality show of hers in that weird coloring wash because it hides the fact that she looks about 25 years older than she is.
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I guess that is why I couldn't get through the 1st episode.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
This is OK. Aussies are used to this look as their girls tend to be really horny, spend too much time in the sun, and get blazing drunk every day. It's a requirement for australian citizenship. Pamela Anderson has been there role model for years.
She has a reality show?
Either she's drunk or she hasn't slept in eleven days...
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Ew...
I'm sure you all know they film that stupid reality show of hers in that weird coloring wash because it hides the fact that she looks about 25 years older than she is.
Oh, and she's for PETA...um, patent LEATHER Louboutins that have leather lining!! Hello! That's animal skin! I guess if it's trendy then it's not animal abuse to use their skin for her shoes (especially because she'll probably wear them only once.)
That crazy looking bitch! Pam went batshit and now thinks she's Stripperella like Vivien Leigh went batshit and thought she was still Blanche DuBois.
First thing bitches....41 is not old. (A select few men know that middle aged women are some of the sexiest creatures on the planet, they're experienced and uninhibited and some of us are still pretty damn hot). Some of you must think you're never going to get older. I remember Eminem dissing Moby for being being "too old" and a "36 year old bald headed fag"...Did Eminem remain 28 years old? No Emimen is now himself a 36 year old bald headed fat fuck. Pamela looks bad because she dresses like a cheap hooker. And that look doesn't flatter anyone I don't care if you're 18 or 80...it's cheap and trashy. I never thought silicone-tittied blonde bimbos were hot. And they have a very short shelf life now don't they? Or should I say women in general do, according to a lot of you retards. Fuck off, I'm getting a whiskey.
when my babcia (granny) looks way hotter, its time to put some fucking clothes on, wash your damn face, and accept the fact you are a grown woman, not an extra in some fucking Poison video.
For fucks's sake, her and Madonna both look like total SHIT. If they fucking ate something and laid off the obscene amount of surgery, they'd look so much better than the bony zombie looking beasts they are.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Oh Pammy I liked you on VIP. What happened here?
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
it looks like she's trying to morph into some kind of racoon or cat or something
Is she about to rob a store? She's got a raccoon like robber mask on.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
This old raggedy cunt needs to just kill herself and let them find her with a cut off cock in her mouth. Let the kids get their inheritance early and lets see the ruins of her 2 boys but such "good role model parents". I cant wait to see their mugshots.
...the old chola whore look is complete with that Boston Blackie mustache....I bet she arrived in a hydraulic '66 Chevy lowrider with a dashboard Jesus....
All Pammy needs is a good old fashioned dirt nap.
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God be with you, dumbass.
wakeup Pamela Anderson wakeup!! oh she can't; she used super glue instead of mascara.scary!
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doers she still pay that make-up artist to fly around the world with her?? lol she looks horrible
Wow, she's breath-taking.
How the fuck did she age so fast?
From a distance, she isn't all that bad. I think she wasn't meant to be viewed up close and personal -- no telephoto lenses, nothing. But, since she was (holy GOD!), her make-up person should be fired. If she's doing her own make-up, then cut off her fingers,
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Its kinda sad hoe not more than 10 years ago she was the most beautiful thing on this earth, now shes the substance of every kids nightmare!!!
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It will always be 1996 for Pammy.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
If she would just tone down her porn star look like she did briefly a few years back, she actually would look very presentable. All the things she's doing to look like she's 21 are perversely making her look much older than she is. Smaller breasts, a more subtle hair color, less mask-like make-up, and a more up-to-date wardrobe would make all the difference.
On the upside, at least she mostly covered up her fake tits. And she wore a bra. A new sense of maturity abounds!
Isn't lip liner supposed to line your actual lips, not the inch above them?
Pammy looks like she a has a "Snidley Whiplash" mustache. Except she can't twirl it evilly for dramatic emphasis.
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i suck a lot of dicks and drink heavily but my face dont look as bad as hers
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Poor Pam. I think, a life with Hepatitis must be really hard. I really do feel sorry for her.
The only thing I'd suggest is start botoxing her forehead and do some silicone wrinkle treatment. She'll look new again.
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I can't believe people actually went to see her try to have sex with that stool. The thing about Pamela is, if it's holding still, she'll try to fuck it.
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Submitted by letinstar on August 26, 2008 - 12:01pm.
pammy looks horrible...this is what happens when you eat soy hotdogs...
and it's just sad that someone keeps encouraging pammy to continue her sex kitten act when she looks like this...
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Yeah, I almost feel sorry for her....ALMOST...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damn my coworker said she looks like Madame from the Muppet show.
How cute!
She drew herself some spectacles!!!!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 26, 2008 - 9:23am.
And as for her attention-seeking, obvious and self-serving "support" for righteous causes, she may as well just tack a sign onto her greasy forehead that says "please value me and my opinions to a greater extent than I've valued my own dignity for the last twenty years." FAIL.
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Sad.
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