Tuesday, August 26th 2008
Go To Bed!
The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was created for Pamela Anderson. Old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela's case is an emergency! After her bath, Mr. Sandman needs to drop a fucking sandbox on her head so she can take a 2-month nap!
I see what Pamela is trying to do, though. She's trying to recreate Shauna Sand's elegant beauty on her own haggard face. I mean, she's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!
Here's more of Pamela looking like a day-shift stripper on the bad shit while promoting her reality show in Australia.
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Does she think she's a chola? Drawn on brows, thick black eyeliner, lip liner darker than the lipstick...geez!
Like Amy Wino, she needs to put down Magic Marker eyeliner pen.
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pammy looks horrible...this is what happens when you eat soy hotdogs...
and it's just sad that someone keeps encouraging pammy to continue her sex kitten act when she looks like this...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
This is what Pammy probably woulda looked like if she never went to Hollyweird....
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That's too funny, Nicky Hilton looks like E.A. Deb from my office.....I loathe that bitch.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
does she not know people can tell where her lips end and her lip liner begins?
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 26, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Oh Jesus Christ!!
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God will be striking you with litening bolt!
Thanks NY & Oxygen! Here's a few more Pammy goofs that might make you LOL! xoxo
http://planethiltron.com/?cat=50
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cadebra1961 LOL some of those were good! thanks
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
This is what Pammy probably woulda looked like if she never went to Hollyweird....
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ordinary_stars#6107
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You maked my bumhole pucker like sour lemon mouth!
Submitted by Heres the sitch on August 26, 2008 - 12:21pm.
"Nice coke nostrils in second to last thumb."
I noticed that. 7th pic, left nostril (her left, our right)
Coke and ETOH are not ideal, for middle aged skin.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
the ashley simpson one is just perfect...
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 26, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Go oxygen...
that Eddie Murphy poem is awesome!! :D
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Yes it is...until I spelled it that way to my son. But that's just where my mind is most of the time..on crazy skits like his.
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Oh Jesus Christ!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I've never found Pamela Anderson to be even remotely attractive at any point in her entire career. She's always looked trashy, low-rent, and appears to be one of those women who refuses to age gracefully and in deference to reality, instead choosing to continue dressing as sluttily as ever, in the mistaken belief that fooling herself will correlate to fooling all others.
And as for her attention-seeking, obvious and self-serving "support" for righteous causes, she may as well just tack a sign onto her greasy forehead that says "please value me and my opinions to a greater extent than I've valued my own dignity for the last twenty years." FAIL.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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She looks so rough....
Go oxygen...
that Eddie Murphy poem is awesome!! :D
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
This is what Pammy probably woulda looked like if she never went to Hollyweird....
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VERY FUNNY. Some of them I didn't even recognize...like Lohan shot.
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 26, 2008 - 11:15am.
YMAT
I love make unders and overs
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xxy! I'm fond of the undertaker's over-makeover.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Nice coke nostrils in second to last thumb.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on August 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
lol that was the funniest shit, and it looked just like Pam. i loved the dina lohan midget one.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Why is my riting all big and fat like Rosie?
Submitted by FireCat on August 26, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Reminds me of the nasty skanky cocktail waitress who lived next door and tried to seduce my older brothers, then when they turned her down she wanted to beat my mom's ass. Luckily her husband came home and gave her a beatdown so she didn't bother us for a while.
Good times.
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LOL! I damn near spit out my yogurt imagining that hot scene.
YMAT
I love make unders and overs
I don't know...but all of a sudden there is someone on this thread that is making me think
"Images by Tyrone Greene"
Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my land lord!
Eddie Murphy on SNL
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This is what Pammy probably woulda looked like if she never went to Hollyweird....
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ordinary_stars#6107
Being a plain-jane would be an upgrade from the tranny, has-been, skanky ho that she's become, IMO!!
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gag! she needs to quit it already with the "bombshell" thing. scott baio was smart to tag her before she got all skankified.
"Rode hard and put up wet" is a southern expression. From the phrase finder:
" Rode hard and put up wet. It refers to riding a horse "hard" to exhaustion and putting him up "wet," rather than brushing him off and cooling him down. Or whatever one does with a sweaty horse.
We'll, that's exactly what one does with a horse that has been "rode hard." See to the horse's needs before one's own needs. The phrase implies that an emergency occurred, and that once the horse had responded beyond normal expectations, it was abandoned.
As currently used, it means that something was used very hard to accomplish an objective, and then thrown aside because it was no longer immediately useful."
From the Urban Dictionary, it refers to a "promiscuous woman".
Pamela does not seem to be aging well, with her lifestyle. Of course there's Madonna, who exercises daily, and not impressive, either. There has to be a happy medium.
I only have one word to say about this picture and that word is: BEAT.
A young girl wearing too much makeup can still look sexy, a little trashy maybe, but still sexy.
An older woman wearing too much makeup just looks like...an older woman wearing too much makeup.
Reminds me of the nasty skanky cocktail waitress who lived next door and tried to seduce my older brothers, then when they turned her down she wanted to beat my mom's ass. Luckily her husband came home and gave her a beatdown so she didn't bother us for a while.
Good times.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
LOL @ clotty
HEY IM BACK PEOPLE!
I WAS AWAY FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.
ITS ALL ON MYSPACE BLOG
I WILL KEEP ON POSTING COMMENTS TOMORROW
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She's a very likable person and does a lot of charity work...it's too bad she insists on dressing and acting like a $2 ho.
I saw a couple of her shows and she doesn't show her kids faces on it...they blur it out with a light or just show their feet
She needs to touch up her roots & work on that lip liner. EW!
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KD -- Exactly what she needs....a V8 smack and a facial
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Submitted by FireCat on August 26, 2008 - 10:59am.
The sad part is, she would look at least ten years under with the right make- under. Jane magazine did one on Anna Nicole (they literally had to drag her out of bed and prop her dopey ass up) and she was fucking gorgeous, even with her hair just pulled back in a ponytail, a tiny bit of lipgloss and some concealer.
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I believe Jane mag also did one on Pam several years ago where she was on the cover wearing barely any makeup. I remember her looking really good like that.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 26, 2008 - 12:05pm.
You two are a match made in Dlisted heaven.
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I have maked love in my heben, adn it look like a big crayon.
I thought picture 6 was a still from the new batman
I thought picture 6 was a still from the new batman
The sad part is, she would look at least ten years younger with the right make- under. Jane magazine did one on Anna Nicole (they literally had to drag her out of bed and prop her dopey ass up) and she was fucking gorgeous, even with her hair just pulled back in a ponytail, a tiny bit of lipgloss and some concealer.
Of course, she probably went back to the spackle as soon as they left.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 11:51am.
Tell us more!
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OKAY! He maked a spinny danec in my bathtub in yard and smelld of underwear that rubs on dirty bumhole. He also maked noises out of cheek circle that smelld like dump truck. SMELL!
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You two are a match made in Dlisted heaven.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Maybe she needs to add more energy foods to her diet.
And nice or not, the only fix for that racoon mask is vaseline and a rag.
TAKE IT OFF....REMOVE IT....DON'T TRY AGAIN
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 11:58am.
fucking awesome!
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What dos this 'fucking' mean? Im not understendign.
Oxygen- well, I was thinking the forehead smacks might at least help flatten the wrinkles. She looks like she should sleep for at least 3 days and get a super radioactive facial. That might help.
Man, remember when she was pretty?
yeah, barely!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 26, 2008 - 10:53am.
Pam is seriously channeling Baby Jane Hudson.
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Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha!
Can you imagine Pammy singing "I'm mailing a letter to daddy" in the silver, thigh-high bathing suit she wore when she was performing with that German Magician guy?!
Submitted by KD on August 26, 2008 - 11:55am.
Oxygen- lets all smack her on the forehead!!
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LOL...I think she's gonna need more than some veggie juice though!!!
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Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 11:57am.
fucking awesome!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I'm sure she's a lovely person, but she still needs to act (and dress) her age. Maybe she'll see these pictures and get a clue...
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 11:51am.
Tell us more!
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OKAY! He maked a spinny danec in my bathtub in yard and smelld of underwear that rubs on dirty bumhole. He also maked noises out of cheek circle that smelld like dump truck. SMELL!
Pammy really is delusional. She's 42 years old, yet her show is called "GIRL on the loose"?
Pammy, you're not a GIRL. You will never be a girl again. Grow the fuck up already.