10 Minutes Of Torture
When I was like 12 or 13, my friends and I would spend our weekends making our own music videos in the garage with my mom's camcorder. Our stupid videos were only entertaining to us. I showed my mom once and she said, "That's nice. Don't break the camera." Well, Heidi Montag's new video makes my old shit look like the Citizen Kane of music videos. And my garage was nicer than her bootleg set.
I joked that her video was paid for with a creampie, a half-filled bottle of Valtrex and a taint shine from Spencer. They paid too much. The fucking shit music doesn't even line up with the video. I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm not laughing.
I even watched all 10 minutes! It sort of has the look of a 1980s porn/snuff film, so I was hoping someone was going to pop out with a chainsaw at any moment.
I really don't hate you. I don't. I loves you. I just needed someone to go on this rollercoaster of torture with me. You'll forgive me later. Look on the bright side! If you watch all 10-minutes of this tarded horsey show, your boss might let you go home sick. Just tell them, "I watched the Heidi Montag video." Your boss will understand.
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Olivia Newton-John called, Horsey. She wants her video back.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I couldn't watch it. Even on mute.
Hideous clothing, repulsive wanna-be-pretty people...congratulations, American Apparel, Heidi Montag just did your new ad campaign for you.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Just in time for Xmas (SFW):
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/previewheidi-and-spencer-video-game
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
I miss Wino
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Won't watch. Go away.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
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WHAT AN UGLY WHORE
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i hate her short stubby legs
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I'm lovin' the guy behind horsey with the pornstache!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Oh Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!! Why MK?
WHOA
Is she serious? I mean, she HAS to be making fun of herself with this one.
WHY does this person have a platform??? WHY?
*bangs head on desk*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Fuck is a series of letters used for punishment in the olden days for perverts.
it was made to stand for, "for unlawful kermitt knowledge" and was reserved for branding pigs who tried to do the sex to frogs on muppet shows.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
You know MK my video of the corpse riding the motorcycle was more entertaining than this.
Someone plees explain what 'fuck' is?
clotty you think spencer gots him a pair of wittle hairless raisin baby balls down there?
One only 1/2 dropped like on those pure bread puppies with malfunctioning nut genes?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I wood liek to make bebes with Spencer and then glue them to his balls.
Newsflash: Heidi, YOU ARE NOT TALENTED, NEVER HAVE BEEN AND NEVER EVER WILL BE TALENTED!!!!
Ok, I made it to about the minute and a half point, couldn't watch one more second of this retarded b.s. It was really, really, really, really, very awful. Who the fuck is this Heidi-Ho anyways? Nevermind, I could give a fiddler's fuck about that nobody!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Heidi = FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD! Sorry its only Tuesday and Im already having a fucked up week! Heidi is the perfect punching bag~ stupid little whore bitch skunt!!!
Oh for the love of Twinkies and Krispy Kremes...
I ((heart)) you, MK, really I do! You throw Giraffe and Turtle penisii, a whole series of DO NOT CLICKS, and tattos I never thought I would see but am now using for reseach and I dutifully click. BUT, this is one atroscity you are going to have to live with on your own...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Holy East Jesus Nowhere.
1 minute in and i've got a migraine.
Calling it a day and going home.
MK-tough love, no cuddles.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Ok, Ill get on the train with you MK, but firstly, this post is hilarious. GD you are a funny bastard.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She look like my 1987 scrunchee.
i would take a dump on heidi's chest and take a picture. ITS ART!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Thats the biggest clusterfuck of American Apparel, and horse hair I've even seen.
Submitted by 2Di4 on August 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
i would put my hands on him but they would be around his neck and i would be choking it REAL TIGHT like you do with chickens on the farm
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I made it to 1:27 and then my ears started bleeding and my eyes glazed over. MK, really, such tough love!!!
Ooh, ooh! I hope the chainsaw weilding maniac is McConaughey. His Texas Chainsaw remake with Renee Z is so horribly bad, it would fit right in.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061026/162828__reese_mat_l.jpg
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Why the hell did she make a 10-minute long song?? Unless you are Pink Floyd or Phish or something, your song should be about 4 minutes.
I watched about 30 seconds. There are no words.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Im gay. Spencer is not part of my fucking club!
He is a cracker from the hills!!!!!!!
Not in my club! Id club him in his douche face!
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hmm. good point. i can't see any of the hot guys i know ever laying a hand on his insufferable ass. my bad.
What the fuck is that!!!!??? This makes me want to head for the streets and find a kitten to choke!!!!! The fact the the video is slowmo and doesnt even match up with the music enrages me I want to smash things I want to pull hair I want to do mean things just because of this video!!!!
Well, that was um... worthy of Heidi. Trash and tacky. She's in the same league as Paris Hilton. Those synthetizers are working overtime.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I only made it through a minute and I'm already positive that this crap will haunt my dreams now!! And I was fucking eating when I mistakingly clicked the play button. Excuse me, I'm going to be in the bathroom for the next hour.
World's shortest horror movie....
I got to 1:09 and my boss threatened to fire my ass if I continued playing it.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
There is no possible way she could actually be serious with this video. It HAS to be a joke. Right? Anyone?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by 2Di4 on August 26, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Im gay. Spencer is not part of my fucking club!
He is a cracker from the hills!!!!!!!
Not in my club! Id club him in his douche face!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
i made it to 45 seconds, MK and I REALLY want an excuse to go home....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
oh my fucking god. There goes breakfast.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
This must be what you call tough love MK.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
punch this ho in the cunt!
WHY IS THIS VIDEO IN SLOW MOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!
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teeeeeeee he he he look i freaked out!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
i still don't really know who the hell she is or what she does, besides run around label-whoring for the cameras with that loser spencer. newsflash, spencer, you're gay!
OH! speaking of gay, did everyone see the follow-up on the blind item about the violent gay rapist in hollywood? check this craziness out!!
http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2008/08/in-box.html
no...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
No. I will. not. watch.
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He put himself so low he could hardly even look me in the face
- Fiona Apple