They Let Solange Out Of The Basement....
.....and they really shouldn't have. Beyonce strikes again! Solange's ensemble was perfectly fine until she put on those horrific tights. Whoever makes those things should be locked up! House of Derriere makes that shit, right? Send Beyonce and Mama Knowles to the slammer! Making Solange wear those things out in public is cruel and unusual punishment. It's like an episode of "Pee Wee's Playhouse" barfed all over her legs. And you know Beyonce told her she looked "sooooo edgy" while crossing her eyes.
Solange is trying so hard to look extra special and she does. If you know what I mean. Solange, go back to the basement. It's safer there. And stop listening to Beyonce! Only listen to your mice friends. They would never make you dress like a foolio in public.
Here's more of the better Knowles sister outside Letterman yesterday. That purple feather shrug thing needs to be put out of its misery.
Wenn
Solange needs to bust out of the basement, rub her pennies together, and hire a stylist!
It's almost too much with this broad. Those pink tights are WRONG for that outfit and she just looks dumb. With the booties it would have been fine.
The seccond outfit I actually don't mind. I think she looks cute, and I'm LOVING those red and blue boots she's wearing.
What. The. Hell. Is. She. Wearing?!?
that pic of Natalie Wood makes my fucking life.
but the making of the day was that bitch MK using "foolio". man, we must have gone to fucking school together cause that fucker says all the same shit i do all the fucking time. it's uncanny and fucking creepy.
I think this quote from "Gypsy" is fitting.
"NOBODY LAUGHS AT ME! BECAUSE I LAUGH FIRST! AT ME!" It's all part of Beyonce's evil plan to make us care about her again.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Ferocious!!! The glow in the dark tights will come in handy in the nighttimes.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
What in gay rodeo hell is that on her legs? lol
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Team Renny!
Submitted by day shift stripper on August 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
I was in the kitchen during the Today Show and I heard them say some shit like, "She took some time off to raise a family, and now she's back."
It's not awesome to turn 22 with a kid and a divorce already under your belt.
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YUP! I also read somewhere that The Knowles fam was at some party or something, and Solange had a glass of champagne or something, and Mama Knowles was gettin on her about that, and Solange said, "I am a divorced mother, I can't have a drink?!" or somethin to that effect. Weird.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I thought she was kinda cute in Johnson Family Vacation, wtf happened to her in each & every pic i've seen of her since!?
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
those tripped out shoes on the today show match her chubacca eye brows. i can't imagine her bush...
it takes big balls to wear that. just like wearing clear 6" heels to the beach. hats off, babe.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26404900#26404900
Check out the "shoes" she wore on the Today show this morning. I couldn't stop laughing!
It must be very dark in that basement, She obviously cant see what she is putting on to wear.
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You are who you think you are.
It looks like she stole something from a kid's play.
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Submitted by OneLiner on August 26, 2008 - 1:24pm.
It's been years seen i've seen a picture of her with her kid....are they trying to make us forget she was a teenage mother????? _________________________________________________
On the contrary, Papa Knowles is already putting her son Daniel to work. Papa Knowles is all about the $$$.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
She always looks like she lost a bet.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAT-ASS MESS! XD
okie call me too beeotch, will ya?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Snowie.. Tomorrow it is!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Xxyxz.. *searching for free phone* will call you soon! sooooooon!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
manana sluts....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Oklahoma
No work!!! Bad girl
Call me l8ter
it's ok oaks: OBEY YOUR SPERM THIRST!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Missy!! Shmer..
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Snowy,, I enjoy sharing my seconds, But sorry, You are having 5ths.. *snickers* I had a hungry vagina today.. Ooops!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
mmmm okie, I like your sloppy seconds, LOLOLOLOLOLOL ;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 26, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Snowpiece.. Yes, I was doing BallsDeep w/ messenger.. We just finished. I'm sending him back to you, VERY DIRTY like.. Wash him, and send again tomorrow.. Muah!!
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heheheheee!
♥smoochity smooch smooch♥ for my girl OK.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Snowpiece.. Yes, I was doing BallsDeep w/ messenger.. We just finished. I'm sending him back to you, VERY DIRTY like.. Wash him, and send again tomorrow.. Muah!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
a hooker that dresses like a 5 year old trying to dress like a hooker?
Your face!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Xxyxz.. Hi! I'm here! Busy busy! yuck!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oklahoma
U still here?
She's embarrassing.
Cave drawings on pink leggings? That designer had to have been on acid when he/she thought that one up. I have no idea what possessed Solange to wear them!
Why in the hell would she step out of the house in this outfit. Maybe she is doing it with the sole purpose of embarrassing Beyonce.....or she's dropping acid
What in the crazy fuck...............?
*runs away screaming*
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I try to give Solange a break because it is tough enough for her to stand on her own while having B as a sister.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
She looked good until I scrolled all the way down.
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"I've been known to have a bit of a temper problem, when betrayed."
- Theodore Bagwell
This should have been a "CAPTION THIS" post instead.
What kind of a GD outfit is that?
Woolworth Hooker
nice Solanges mommy is taking her to ballet class.in those pink tights.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Its not? But I heard that WAS totally awesome!
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lol. It's also awesome to make MySpace pages for your babies. That way, your top 8 can be three babies in diapers, three baby daddies, your current boyfriend, and your best friend who you go clubbing with all the time and fool around with sometimes because it's also awesome to be bi.
Missing are the aborted babies, the one that's in foster care, any sort of birth control, and penicillin.
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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Submitted by day shift stripper on August 26, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Its not? But I heard that WAS totally awesome!
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lol. It's also awesome to make MySpace pages for your babies. That way, your top 8 can be three babies in diapers, three baby daddies, your current boyfriend, and your best friend who go go clubbing with all the time and you fool around with sometimes because it's also awesome to be bi.
Missing are the aborted babies, the one that's in foster care, any sort of birth control, and penicillin.
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HA! You are so funny and soooo right!
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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.
Is she visually impaired?
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
God, that's fucking fugly as ass. Shit.
Uglier, crunchier, little sister complex in effect!
She just gets uglier as the days go by!
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Evil perpetuates Evil!
Submitted by missy on August 26, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by day shift stripper on August 26, 2008 - 12:39pm
It's not awesome to turn 22 with a kid and a divorce already under your belt.
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Its not? But I heard that WAS totally awesome!
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hahahahaha!
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
That bodyguard to the left of her looks like Beetlejuice.
coo coo.. This bitch is Craaazay!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
um she gots donkeys and elephants on her legs so she must be politicalanizing on the letterman show
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
She looks delusionally happy.
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