They Let Solange Out Of The Basement....
.....and they really shouldn't have. Beyonce strikes again! Solange's ensemble was perfectly fine until she put on those horrific tights. Whoever makes those things should be locked up! House of Derriere makes that shit, right? Send Beyonce and Mama Knowles to the slammer! Making Solange wear those things out in public is cruel and unusual punishment. It's like an episode of "Pee Wee's Playhouse" barfed all over her legs. And you know Beyonce told her she looked "sooooo edgy" while crossing her eyes.
Solange is trying so hard to look extra special and she does. If you know what I mean. Solange, go back to the basement. It's safer there. And stop listening to Beyonce! Only listen to your mice friends. They would never make you dress like a foolio in public.
Here's more of the better Knowles sister outside Letterman yesterday. That purple feather shrug thing needs to be put out of its misery.
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Submitted by day shift stripper on August 26, 2008 - 12:39pm
It's not awesome to turn 22 with a kid and a divorce already under your belt.
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Its not? But I heard that WAS totally awesome!
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here are the tights, they have horses AND elephants if you look closely.
fug.
I was in the kitchen during the Today Show and I heard them say some shit like, "She took some time off to raise a family, and now she's back."
It's not awesome to turn 22 with a kid and a divorce already under your belt.
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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Does this poor girl actually do something or is she like the other Duff sister?
The '70s blades-in-the-schoolgirls'-vaginas horror movie "What Have You Done To Solange?" is curiously less retina-punishing than this ensem.
Outlandish and random does NOT equal stylish or trendsetter.
Because if it does, I know some old ladies who should be working for Vogue.
I don't think Solange is that ugly. Sad and pathetic, but not UGLY.
First of all - stand up straight! Secondly, why is she standing all knock-kneed? Not attractive.
I'm not even going to mention those horsey tights.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Alright guys, I'm outta here. See you later!
p.s. snowpiece, I think her fashion sense is almost as awful as the Trollsens and Tranny Pammy's! xoxo
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House of Diarrhea strikes again. Is her mom blind? Mentally challenged? Both? Fuck!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I think the half Chanel logos really class the outfit up.
It's been years seen i've seen a picture of her with her kid....are they trying to make us forget she was a teenage mother????? let's face it a teenage mom is not cool, so she should stop trying to be "hip"!
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Solange should challenge Rumer Willis to an ugly-off.
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I guess making the “Worst Dressed List” is better than not making it at all.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
what do you all think of the pink boots?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Solange is just another celebutard whom I could give a fiddler's fuck about. And she dresses like a retard on acid.
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I liked horsies and the color pink when I was 5 and I STILL wouldn't have worn those tights.
And wtf @ the giant gold necklace. Is that spray painted, or did she lease it from Jay-Z?
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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I am so bothered by the fact that the design stops above the knee I can't even get down with their ugliness.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Missy,
yeah it is, and I understand you spending that much time reading quotes, try looking up Mae West. Mae has SO many great witty quotes. Stars really were sharper back then, now a days if they remember what designer they're wearing its a miracle.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
The Chronicles of Ridic(ulous)
STOP. You should have seen what she had on The Today Show. It was just wrong, wrong, wrong.
Every time I see this girl Bobby Caldwell starts singing in my head: "What you won't do, do for love - you've tried everything, but you don't give up"
what the shit is she wearing
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
NYAPPLES - last week i spent ALL DAY friday reading jack handey quotes. I seriously could not stop. I love them!!!!!
that one is a gem :)
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The different color on every other nail is so junior high.....Between this and Heidi-Ho I'm about to lose my F'ing mind. I've been unemployed for 3 F'ing months now and I'm really sick of seeing these shit stains doing nothing and being famous for it.
I need DListed re-hab STAT!
Who threw up on her legs?
I love the solange posts. The tights belong on a 6yo girl, not a twenty something year old mother, but alas its SOLANGE. With all the adversities shes had to face *beyonce* to get where she is I cant hate.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
You know this is going to show up on the Fug Girls site...
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
I saw her on the Today show this morning. Her performance was so bad that it was sad.
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it is so obvious no one in the knowles family loves solange...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...