The Miss Sister Pageant Called Off!
I used a picture of Sister Bertrille, because she's one of my favorite nuns of all time. I mean, she can fly! What's better than that?
The Italian priest, who was putting together an online beauty contest for nuns, has temporarily called off the pageant Jesus probably told him to quit playing games and get to work.
Father Antonio Rungi told Reuters (via MSNBC), "My superiors were not happy. The local bishop was not happy, but they did not understand me either. It was not at all my intention to put nuns on the catwalk." His superiors probably grounded him by taking away his altar boys for a full week!
Father Tony (can I call him that?) insists the contest wasn't about outer beauty, but about inner beauty. He said, "We have to draw more attention to the world of nuns, who are often not sufficiently appreciated by society. Many monasteries in Italy are dying because of a lack of religious vocations."
Father Tony needs to put down the communion wine, because earlier he said he wanted to show the world that not all nuns are "old and dowdy."
He said he plans to do the beauty contest sometime in the near future. Well, I guess this means I should also postpone my plans for a wet thong contest for priests.
Thanks Vany
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ok, but, like....
givent that in fact it is not about outer beauty
and assumming the competitiion will sport the usual paegant questions like "what is your dream/ambition" and the usual answers "I want to help children/stop wars/bla bla/generallty make the world a cuter and nicer place"
given all that
didn't Mother Teresa win already?
That just sucks. I already bought a new chastity belt for the bikini competition. I've been strength training with a really heavy crucifix. I even practiced my talent with Sr. Mary Catharine and Sr. Josephine: Rosary Double Dutch. I'm glad I decided against hand sewing sequins all over my habit for the evening gown competition.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Where da cheeseballs at?
In Newark last time I saw some...plus these holy gals had a giant plastic poodle full of bubble bath in the their bathroom which sorta freaked me out since I'm sure they did *whispers* secret things with it when they got naked in the tub. I know they had this because I pretended to had to pee so I could check out what they had. No prescription drugs though..I looked in the medicine cabinet.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Where da cheeseballs at?
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My ex had a cousin who was a nun...she lived in a convent in Newark, NJ. One time we went to pick up Sister Immaculatahurtmeforjesus for a family function and there she sat in the convent kitchen with the other sisters pigging out on Planter's Puffy Cheese Balls! So now when I see nuns, I wonder if they have Cheese Balls handy. True story!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Oh, and I love Sally Field and the Flying Nun, but in that picture she looks like Babe Ruth's twin sister. Not flattering.
He said, "We have to draw more attention to the world of nuns, who are often not sufficiently appreciated by society.
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What a maroon. Nuns don't want attention, idiot. Why do you think they became nuns?
Sister Betrille(?) was the coolest ever, bar nun...sorry I couldn't resist...
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 26, 2008 - 4:21pm.
ROTFLMAO! Loved the Thornbirds! The priest hits it then he leaves...poor Meggie.
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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
If Father Ralph was able to announce his love for Meggie in 'The Thornbirds', then these ladies should be allowed to send their pictures in. LMAO
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After reading this post I thought of the singing nun and the song "Dominique". Maybe Heidi could cover that song and we wouldn't have to resort to water boarding. As for sexy priests, ah, Gabriel Byrne...
The ultimate scary nun: Whoopi Goldberg with the ginormous afro at the end of Sister Act (I). And, Maggie Smith as the Mother Superior.
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Submitted by soul on August 26, 2008 - 3:22pm.
does Father Tony know something about Nuns?? he shouldn't?? :)
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don't know, but love his name. Father Tony: the mafia hitman's go-to godman.
I was going to join a convent but then I found out that you had to be a virgin or something...
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
does Father Tony know something about Nuns?? he shouldn't?? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvx9ihUJyA4
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Greeny likes the scary nuns! :O gonna give me nightmares....
I'm singing to myself "up in the hills lives a lonely goatherd.ladehodeladlehodehe HEE ho!"
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I am feeling like throing up now coocaracha. You is gross. Dont talk with me anymores.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Only a meen person with no hart would make fun of someone's Engrish.
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Takin it personally again :O
here, let me stick one of my hairy nipples in your mouth while I talk in your ear. Perhaps hering someone talk while sucking on sweet sweet tit will help you pernunciate better somehow!
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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I sawed that and hided for ever!
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Ha ha ha!
Other favorite nuns: The Nuns who walk down the street in "The Exorcist". Tubular Bells playing in the background. Drama!
Those ladies knew how to strut in their Habits.
Hey Sueus was a hippie so i bet hed tell them nuns to take it off and smoke a blunt but to wait before marriage to bone the one your with.
hang ups are human issues not godly ones.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by yepyepyep on August 26, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Why does a religion that considers itself the true religion need to draw attention to itself by silly marketing plots?
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don't know, but I'll ask a televangelist born-again used god salesman soon as I find myself locked in an elevator to hell with one. Catholics don't have the market cornered on "true religion" stupid people tricks, unforch.
Only a meen person with no hart would make fun of someone's Engrish.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 26, 2008 - 2:44pm.
You shouldnt take the actions of someone you dont know and have never interacted with so personally.
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I am not taking personally, I am getting tired of reeding your meen words.
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Uz iz tackin it personally I du say....
Uz kneed to let it go allrhigt naw...
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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop, instead im blindsided by acusations and rationalizations for contemptment. Tell me to stop what im doing if you think it crosses the line before you write about me.
Please, after all them little boys he's been touching he knows he's going to hell and simply wanted to take as many people with him as possible.
LOL Drama, I wish I could have some right nowwwww!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 26, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Father Tony must be one horny man.
and bored.
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And apparently straight!
Why does a religion that considers itself the true religion need to draw attention to itself by silly marketing plots?
What would Jesus do? surely no a beauty contest
there I said my bit, A REAL RELIGION DOES NOT NEED A MARKETING PLOT!!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 26, 2008 - 2:52pm.
My favorite Nuns are the ones in "Death Becomes Her". The scene where they float by Bruce Willis like their levitating. Eepy-cray!
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I sawed that and hided for ever!
My favorite Nuns are the ones in "Death Becomes Her". The scene where they float by Bruce Willis like their levitating. Eepy-cray!
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Submitted by la coocaracha on August 26, 2008 - 2:44pm.
You shouldnt take the actions of someone you dont know and have never interacted with so personally.
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I am not taking personally, I am getting tired of reeding your meen words.
That's NUNsense.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 1:21pm.
My favorite nun is "how do you solve a problem like Maria"
Ha! My favorite is Blue Nun or any other that can transport me to another dimension!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Damn and I was looking forward to seeing hawt nuns with wooden rulers spanking me.
Who needs wings to fly?
Tiptoe through the sky...
That's all I can remember from the Flying Nun theme song. Yeah, I'm old.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 26, 2008 - 2:36pm.
This is the stupidest sh*t...
wtf...
Lets get people to follow our religion by showing peeps how gorgeous nuns are on the inside?!?!??
bullsh*t.....
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I am feeling tired of your meen-ness. Pleas stop becaus it is meking me feel like puppees die.
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You shouldnt take the actions of someone you dont know and have never interacted with so personally. I think that having a "catholic" beauty pagent is STUPID! I reaally and truly believe that and I can say what i believe in America. If you are offended by who I am, then please...just ignore.
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Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop
Father Antonio should have kept his pimp hand strong, and bitch slapped that Bishop. Damn, they would have made a shitload of money!
It would help save some of those teeny little parishes where people leave donations in chickens and baked goods. Although there's nothing wrong with tasty baked goods!
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 26, 2008 - 2:36pm.
This is the stupidest sh*t...
wtf...
Lets get people to follow our religion by showing peeps how gorgeous nuns are on the inside?!?!??
bullsh*t.....
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I am feeling tired of your meen-ness. Pleas stop becaus it is meking me feel like puppees die.
& Kanye would happily emcee that hot shit.
Father Tony must be one horny man.
and bored
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Well, if his intention was to prove to the world how shallow and retarded beauty pageants and their contestants really are, then I say more power to him!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
the padre missed the mark on this one -- PRIEST PAGENT. Get all those closeted man hotties up there, the Catholic church has the hottest men-in-black outfits.
This is the stupidest sh*t...
wtf...
Lets get people to follow our religion by showing peeps how gorgeous nuns are on the inside?!?!??
bullsh*t.....
(o)(o) (0)(0) (*)(*) (<)(<) (O)(O) (^)(^) (>)(>) (.)(.) ( o ) ( o )
Its is never my intent to be hateful to anyone on this site.Ive never been called that and that is NOT me. Ive never been approached and told what im doing is hurtful and to stop
Would nuns even do this? I mean...vanity is a sin.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Why does her hat look like a seegull?
Father Antonio Rungi told Reuters (via MSNBC), "My superiors were not happy. The local bishop was not happy, but they did not understand me either. It was not at all my intention to put nuns on the catwalk."
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Pimp walk is more like it.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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My favorite nun is "how do you solve a problem like Maria"
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"