Wednesday, August 27th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 26th!
Jackass: The Senile Years. - Marilyn v2.0
Runners-up:
Thank God he's not out in public playing his OTHER organ. - ISprainedMyUvula
When you fly down the road on your Hog with your naked pianist flapping in the wind...thats when you feel alive!! - El Bastardo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 11:11am.
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My plan is to eat myself into a food coma on Thanksgiving, wake up a day later and go straight to Labor & Delivery. But my due date is 12/2. :P
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Holy shit... I didn't expect this! haha
Thanks everyone and congrats Uvula & ElB!
I really thought that there were some that were *much* funnier than mine, though. What a hilarious group of bitches we have here!
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
"When you fly down the road on your Hog with your naked pianist flapping in the wind...thats when you feel alive!!" - El Bastardo
LOL - fricken hilarious El Barstardo!!!!!!
Congrats to all of you... but this one had me ROLLIN'!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 27, 2008 - 9:08am.
when is the happy day?
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
*puckers up for ElB at Dude's suggestion*
Congratulations, my fellow HWORES.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
ISMU and ELB sittin' in a tree
the DUDE! abides...
UVULA AGAIN! you gangsta kid!!!!!
ol
congrats to you and ELB!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
UVULA AGAIN! you gangsta kid!!!!!
ol
congrats to you and ELB!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Dayum Uvula!!!!! You are on a "role".
El Bastardo.....could you possibly give some other funny hooker a chance?
Marilyn.....That were very witty indeed!
Miss you horz....I'm a working girl (get your minds out of the gutter) again and can't access the D :(
Tee hee hee.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Congrats to you funnay hoorz!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
congrat Marilyn and Uvula you win again, ElB deserves to be in the hall of fame with Sweetas.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Happy Birthday!!! (Frosty the Snowman moment)
Yeah!!! Funny funny stuff kids!!!
The C Word,
"ElB= 714 wins, Everyone else=12"
Word!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Congrats Marilyn v2.0, ISMU,..... *throws head into air and snubs ElB* What!!! Like I haven't congratulated him 1,457 times already.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
jackass: the senile years hahahaha hilarious! now i miss jackass. congrats all!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
WOOHOO to Uvula and Bastardo!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
alright!!! elb and ismu!!! wooot!!!! all funny shit!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yay ISMU, you hilarious slut! Congrats. ElB and Marilyn v2.0.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
Congrats winners!
And the record stands at ElB= 714 wins, Everyone else=12. :D
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Roseanne starts her chopsticks world tour today!
lmfao.
Everything was going fine until he hit a pothole and got his organ stuck in his piano.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Due to the lack of Michael Bolton-free love songs, Nicollette Sheriden employs Madonna's vagina to write some during it's world tour.
To bring more attention to a holiday close to his heart, Val Kilmer dares to do the whoopie cakes jingle during the national Women's Equality Day parade.
Sir Elton John takes his new act on the road.
Told that he would get to sing and dance in the sequel, John Travolta couldn't wait for filming to begin on Wild Hogs 2.
" Don't shoot me, I am just the piano player "
Since their parents refused to give them to pursue their dreams, the Federline boys decided to take the show on the road.
Jellyroll Davidson RIDES!
adds a whole new meaning to "player piano". Now if we can only figure out where to insert the coin...
Finally! The proof that Liberace is alive and well. Well, alive at least!
You've heard of Hells Angels? Here's Hells Anals.
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Ahmabigfatass Mustfart
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
We all know that Billy Joel has had one too many incidents while drinking and driving. It has gone to extremes this time.
Who knew this is what he meant when Elton John said he was taking his show on the road. Candle In the Wind my ass. oops, I mean his ass
Proof that Hobbits do exist and not only that, but are talented as well...
On the set of her latest music video, Kelly Osborne sustained a cut on her forehead in a stunt gone wrong.
Who knew Liberace had a leather daddy following?
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Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!
Uh oh, I think i've just pissed myself, how embarrassing.
Grr double post.
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Renny: The dahlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
LOL... I forgot who posted it, but I'm still giggling at the Elton John comment. :p
Steve-O gives us a glimpse into his future.
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Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!
Jackass: The Senile Years.
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Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!
After indulging in cheeto casserole at their mama's, the Federline boys take it to the road..
"When you only need to lose a few pounds, let us help--oh, never mind."
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Ticklin' more than the Ivories.
"boy the way Glenn Miller played... Songs that made the hit parade..."