Tuesday, August 26th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Garden gnome in a stripper bikini - Hollywood Tuna

The big-tittied frog is still trying to do the "country" thing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Elsa Benitez is completely nekkid - Egotastic!

When does Wonky McValtrex not act like a fucking child? - Hollywood Rag

Jon Hamm is hot - Towleroad

Jennifer Aniston loves playing the victim - Lainey Gossip

A bunch of Hollywood skanks invade Hawaii together - Popsugar

Uma Thurman is skinny dipping with her billionaire boyfriend. I hate her. - IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman is holding a live baby!! - Just Jared

No more stupid hats! - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


NovaNightly's picture

Hayden Pantygnome!!

Nice effing silver bikini...hope you got some WD40 cause that shit is gonna rust if you stay in the pool too long!

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Stoney's picture

*runs screaming from thread*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Libra's picture

God !!!! Enough with the "Jen is a desperate, pathetic has-been" posts!!
It's getting old !!

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 26, 2008 - 2:01pm.
why does Wonky's Madden's shirt say OBEY your sperm thirst???? WTF does that even mean?

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He's trying to convey the message to Wonky that if she doesn't guzzle his cum often he's gonna go splitzville. The way I see it, it shouldn't be a very difficult demand for her to fulfill.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Ma Nom's picture

hello. i'm addicted to mad men. it's good to be here.
i made my friend watch it the other night and she said "he is an old man!" when i told her i thought he was hot. i told her she's a retard.

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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pickles's picture

Ugliest. Bikini. Ever. I thought it was Britney at first glance, but then I noticed the clean hair.

Stock Broker's picture

I need to find myself a cougar.

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Submitted by Leatherette on August 26, 2008 - 12:56pm.
thighs o' doom
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Heh.

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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

Salem13's picture

Oh god here come the fat jokes. I think she looks, fine not everyone is 5'11 100lbs.

snowpiece's picture

why does Wonky's Madden's shirt say OBEY your sperm thirst???? WTF does that even mean? I should be on Wonky anyways.
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LA's picture

Jon Hamm is a sexy beast. LOVE him!

Stoney's picture

I think Hayden has a beautiful face and very nice skin, but she's kinda straight up and down...

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

missy's picture

skinny dipping is the HOTTEST thing to do on a date

MK Im super jelly of the bitch too :(
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yepyepyep's picture

why do people think that Hayden is hot?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Leatherette's picture

thighs o' doom