Pax!
I feel like I hardly ever see pictures of Pax. He must work the day shift guarding Shiloh's ivory tower. Well, on his lunch break one day, Maddox should take him down to the salon. I do like Maddox's blue mohawk, though. It's probably not hair dye. One of the twin chosen ones touched his hair. If Manic Panic was around when I was a kid, I probably would have had pink hair with glitter in it like Jem!. Yeah, thank Cheesus it wasn't around.
Brad and the boys arrived in Italy today for the Venice Film Festival. Brad's movie "Burn After Reading" premieres there tomorrow. Saint Angelina isn't expected to grace the crowd with her godly presence. She's too busy trying to figure out who's going to be the next President of the United States. In case you haven't heard, she's the only one voting. Oh yeah, she also has to decide who's the winner of the next American Idol. And what you're going to have for dinner tonight. Yup, she decides that too.
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Though I like a lot of things about them, I think it's very very strange that her asian kids are constantly paraded around with strange hair...it's as if she sees them as exotic objects...
And regarding her lips, I do not know any native americans with lips that luscious. Personally, I have my own ideas.
Cool boat.....
the rest, pfft.
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Does anyone know what happened to the pictures of Zahara throwing the temper tantrum with Brad? The link says the pictures have been deleted or moved. Does this mean Brad's lawyers have already attempted to dispose of the proof that children DO have meltdowns even when your parent is a celebrity?!! It seems any photo that shows them or the kids in unflattering light, gets yanked off the internet and magazines get the threatening letters from the attorneys.
Man! These kids look like 9 kinds of white trash...only not white...and with loads of money...HEY, HOW DID THEY DO THAT?!?
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Angelina inherited her lips from her iroquois ancestors, i have been curious to know if she had more than european in her heritage. I believe that there isn't a "pure race" that exsist in the world.
Brad Pitt is hot!!!!!!!!!
Who cares where her parents were from. We're all mutts, and if you think really hard about it, there is a possibility that some of us could actually be related to Angie or Brad, or have hooked up with a loooong, distant family member.
I know. Ewww gross. But it's very possible.
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Submitted by K2 on August 26, 2008 - 10:43pm.
I think you're waaaay off on being raised in france. Don't confuse her mother being french canadian with her actually living in the UK!
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now that is indeed terribly confusing...
rhianna's uk/europe blonde moment comes to mind.
Blue Linen trousers.
Well done Skanktalina, your transformation is complete.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
He really screwed the pooch by not going for the custom torpedo or deck gun options! His loss.
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The French really use tongue while kissing though, right? RIGHT???
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she certainly does when it comes to her brother!
oh...only george can save brad. too bad he is busy with those italian boys. love the italian boys. way hotter than bald pitt
brad is bald now. he can't be saved. Bald Pitt..
Ima jelous ocean screaming banshee.....
SAVE THE BRAD!
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Angie has some Indian in her too.........so maybe she should've given birth on a reservation!
word??? you don't need words. angie's beauty leaves us speechless
Submitted by judelaw on August 26, 2008 - 10:58pm.
you are so jelous. angie is gorgeous. she is perfect
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I can't be 'jelous'. That's not a word.
you are so jelous. angie is gorgeous. she is perfect
My toast isn't French?
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE!!!!
The French really use tongue while kissing though, right? RIGHT???
Angelina Jolie is about as French as French Toast, French Braids and French Jeans. Hell, her mother's parents weren't even from France!
It's absurd to call that bitch French since she doesn't even speak the language, It's like saying that because my great-grandmother was from Sweden I am Swedish and completely ignoring my English, Chinese and German ancestory and the fact I was born and raised in the US!
I can get to those pics of zahara wrestling with old man pitt. anyone else have the link? I'd like to see the spankin' she gave him! lol
Angie was raised in France. I'm sure that has something to do with the kids cleanliness.
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Hate to break it to ya, but Jolie was NOT raised in France nor was her "French" mother, Marcheline nee Marcia Lynne. Both were born and raised in the US.
Angie was raised in France. I'm sure that has something to do with the kids cleanliness.
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Angie was raised in France? Where the hell have these facts been hidden? It's my understanding that she grew up in CA - and possibly moved to NY for awhile. But I think you're waaaay off on being raised in france. Don't confuse her mother being french canadian with her actually living in the UK!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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maybe it's because americans are fatter and you know need more soap to reach all the the areas...
Submitted by Laila on August 26, 2008 - 7:06pm.
What are you talking about? I said the Jolie-Pitt kids looked greasy and unwashed. Last time I checked only one of them was of African descent. Which has nothing to do with anything since she and her siblings all live in a first world country and are being raised by wealthy parents who have tons of access to soap and water.
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I read a column by L.M.Boyd, several years ago, that the average American uses a bar of soap a month while the average French uses a bar of soap a year. Angie was raised in France. I'm sure that has something to do with the kids cleanliness.
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I agree....there is no stablility in being moved around that much- even if is from Mansion to Castle to Penthouse.
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PS. My hair looked like shit until I wrested control from my mommy too:) Silly white lady!
(no, I'm not racist - it's true! she couldn't cornrow, didn't know what to put in it or what to comb it with or...how to keep it from being a crazy mess within 5 minutes of leaving the house beyond creating the hugest of hot-ass fros).
Mind you - Angelina has no excuse, she could so easily hire someone for that.
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Ahahaha! I made it back! And just in time I see...I found this nice picture of poor Z...
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/zahara_pax.jpg
because I wanted to see what was wrong with her.
I don't know if any of you have experienced this but, generally, 3 years is a pretty psychotic age, in general....and it passes as weirdly as it comes in.
I just wanted to stick up for the poor kid. Yeesh. Every kid throws tantrums.
And now I have to read - I have only 5 or 10 minutes, sadly...because I know you horz can make me laugh and laughing is fun! (I didn't laugh not once today - ok, that's a lie - I laugh at everything but I only laughed becuz I laugh not becuz there was anything particularly funny going on....
Nothing nearly so funny as M.Lohan's official unofficial statement of his not-yet engagement to his new famewhore.
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I quess the way in which you made your statement confused me a bit, it happens and sorry for any misunderstanding.
Nah...she's not on Ritalin; she's just not built for takin' crap. Those type meds are not usually given until a kid is school age, earliest 1st or second grade, which is when docs can make a decent assessment of behavioral issues. I say usually, because who KNOWS with this family...the Jolie-Pitts are so unUUUUSually special after all.
I think the main problem for all those Jolie-Pittlets is their seriously irresponsible parents. Too many abrupt adoptions with poor transitions (language/culture/geography); too few years between children; too much moving around and virtually no opportunities for creating and sustaining bonds with peers. (btw...one of the best books ever for kids is about how to make and keep friends. Golden rule kind of stuff. Can't remember the bloody title.)
At any rate....Z would be fine if she didn't have total f-ups for parents. Brad Pitt's too bleedin' worried about saving Darfur (yes the pictures are out...gag me) than the fate of his own children. At least George Clooney has the common sense to know he'd be a crappy parent. (I like that man.) Apparently, Brad Pitt never got the memo.
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Brad and angelina are messed up themselves, i wouldn't be surprised if zahara was but on ritalin. I personally believe those two dumb asses would make a 4 year old take ritalin with out thinking about future consequences.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 26, 2008 - 6:19pm.
laila,
The reason why many african kids are dirty and unkept is because they are forced into a situation of being poor because of government officals that steal from the poor in order to make themselves rich. I am sure no child enjoys being dirty and unkept on a daily basis. I find you comment offensive.
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What are you talking about? I said the Jolie-Pitt kids looked greasy and unwashed. Last time I checked only one of them was of African descent. Which has nothing to do with anything since she and her siblings all live in a first world country and are being raised by wealthy parents who have tons of access to soap and water.
does angie and brad let the boys pick the color of their highlights?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Is Zahara on Ritalin? Do we know this?
I fucking love Maddox. He's such a badass...and so darn cute...
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on August 26, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 26, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Are zahara's developmental issues related to her previous illness?
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Apparently she's got some anger management issues and something neurological wrong with her. Plus she's on Ritalin
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Plus she's a fucking brat being raised by a narcissist and a...dumber narcissist.
Seriously, what's with those lame ass hats Bradley wears. Are his hair plugs not healed yet?
And Angelina is not going out in public until the tummy tuck a boob "rejuventation" are healed. Trust.
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Discipline, self-control, and deferred-gratification have never been Branglina's forte.
Look at how shabbily they treat our resident Cinder(f)ella, James Haven.
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those kids are so darn cute. Pax seems to have warmed up to the camera and well Maddox is just working the camera, as usual.
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Just to clarify, 'skank' is a word I normally reserve for those I love (just like 'slut'), but I felt that putting 'fake' in front of it gave it enough of a negative connotation. ;) There's just not a word strong enough to express the disdain I feel toward Brangelina, I guess.
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Submitted by radio siren on August 26, 2008 - 4:56pm.
WTF is wrong with people?! Something is seriously wrong with the world when people are groveling at the bony feet of fake skanks like Angie.
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Let me guess, the way that Angie and Brad raise kids is to let them do whatever they want...sort of like how Scientologists raise their kids.
Your face!
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by charlottecorday on August 26, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Why must we glamourize this warmonger's boyfriend and their children. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR200802...
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Oh God, that article made me sick to my stomach. Not only did Angie pass off an article as her own creation, when it was obviously written by someone who has more than a 10th grade education, but the comments were nauseating. There were ten pages of people gushing and swooning over her drivel. The one person who called out the article as likely not Angelina's own words was practicly burned at the stake. WTF is wrong with people?! Something is seriously wrong with the world when people are groveling at the bony feet of fake skanks like Angie.
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All Zahara has to do is knock off Pitts hat.
Those crazy 'dos on Maddox and Pax are unfortunate evidence that attention-whoring disorder may be contagious. Maddox, especially, has definitely got the John Mayer pap-love thing going on.
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I love Maddox, but they need to cut Pax's hair, pronto. He looks homeless.
As for Zahara, she frightens me. She always looks so angry.
Is there something wrong w Zaraha?? Besides the constant moving around and no rules she has ANGER issues for someone SO young.