Pax!
I feel like I hardly ever see pictures of Pax. He must work the day shift guarding Shiloh's ivory tower. Well, on his lunch break one day, Maddox should take him down to the salon. I do like Maddox's blue mohawk, though. It's probably not hair dye. One of the twin chosen ones touched his hair. If Manic Panic was around when I was a kid, I probably would have had pink hair with glitter in it like Jem!. Yeah, thank Cheesus it wasn't around.
Brad and the boys arrived in Italy today for the Venice Film Festival. Brad's movie "Burn After Reading" premieres there tomorrow. Saint Angelina isn't expected to grace the crowd with her godly presence. She's too busy trying to figure out who's going to be the next President of the United States. In case you haven't heard, she's the only one voting. Oh yeah, she also has to decide who's the winner of the next American Idol. And what you're going to have for dinner tonight. Yup, she decides that too.
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Is Maddox too young to do sexy times to?
Why on earth would you want to put your child through that??? Kids don't give a shit about a promotion tour. They just want to play and hang out with other kids.
Brad(nopersonalityofhisown)Pitt and HOlie are such attention seekers.
Poor kids.
Well, didn't a nanny supposedly blab to one of the tabloids (Star?) to the effect that there was no structure in the lives of the Brangelina brats because Saint Angelina didn't like rules.
Brangelina & the tribe are really starting to exasperate me, I hate them with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Fuck 'em all!!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 26, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by joanne on August 26, 2008 - 2:14pm
Lol, So true
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Submitted by zomay on August 26, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Off topic. Sorry but I can't get over the fact that a mom waits over a month to report her toddler missing and THEN gives the police nothing but lies. My anger for this person makes me want to fly over to Florida and give her a Faith Evans beat down.
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I don't buy her story for one second!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
That child looks seriously disturbed. I see a huge therapy/psych hospital bill in Brangelina's future for this one.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by joanne on August 26, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Is Jolie feeling insecure? Thats a lot of people for 2 kids.
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1 adult per kid, 3 adults to keep an eye on Pitt-Stain.
I doubt Angie would repeat any countries. She's got to pick something new now. Let's see, does Ouagadougou sound exotic enough?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney: "Yeah, and the poor kid had his name changed at three years old, too. Just so Angie could name him the Latin word for "peace" so the entire world would know that some pretentious Hollywood bitch sitting in her castle in France hopes you'll end genocide because she bought an orphan and named him so."
Oh, Stoney, I totally forgot about that! Meg Ryan did the same thing to her adopted daughter. Because they're not people, they're accessories. It doesn't matter that you obliterate their sense of self.
"And what you're going to have for dinner tonight. Yup, she decides that too."
Well, I hope she decides on a Smart One or Easy Mac, because I really don't feel like cooking.
Submitted by Stoney on August 26, 2008 - 3:35pm.
And black boy is for sure next on the baby-buying menu. I would roll over and die if they adopted an orphan from New Orleans or some place in the US. What I don't understand is where are the Spanish, Indian or Mexican kids? Or they could get themselves a nice exotic Australian. Or an Antarctican. That would be cool for their collection.
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Wouldn't if have to be a black girl to "match" Zahara? Maybe they can buy her, er, adopt her from that African country they gave birth to Shiloh in.
The kids are cute but the neat freak in me is always a bit put off by the fact that they look greasy and unwashed, more often than not.
Pax = Jenny Shimizu's twin
I'm glad Brangelina decided to give Mowgli a home. Baloo is no suitable role model for that human pup.
The boat is the only way to escape the sucubus. They can't travel over water unless it's midnight.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Is Jolie feeling insecure? Thats a lot of people for 2 kids.
Wow, Brad Pitt-Stain finally managed to escape Angie's evil death clutches and spend some time alone with the kids. Well, not alone, no. Somehow the paps got tipped off, didn't they?
I'm not sure that I want Angie deciding what I have for dinner, MK. Lemon pepper water and laxatives don't really sound that appetizing.
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Hi NO Words & BRADIFUL, On topic, ahh Brad looks like he is calculating his great escape.
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It's a moose knuckle if it's a man, leather. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Yowzers! Kid looks more like an orphan now than he did AS an orphan......
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Angie's plan of a 'racially balanced' family always sounded a little...racist to me. Focusing so much on their race seems unhealthy. Having two Asian kids for 'balance' and needing another black kid so Z won't feel alone (or whatever she said) seems like she's gonna start an intra-family race war.
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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
zomay on August 26, 2008 - 4:59pm
I know this story.
She's out on bail a bounty hunter posted for her.
On T: If The Brad loses the kids in a crowd, he'll be able to find them in a snap.
I'm just glad NO youknowwho is in the pics for a change.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Yeah, and the poor kid had his name changed at three years old, too. Just so Angie could name him the Latin word for "peace" so the entire world would know that some pretentious Hollywood bitch sitting in her castle in France hopes you'll end genocide because she bought an orphan and named him so.
Ok, I'll stop now.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Argh...minimizing screen so i dont have to look at dimply ass. I AM at work you know!! heheheh
On Topic: Yeah, we really care too much about these people. Their kids are cute...but they are totally a snoozefest.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
"Burn After Renting"
Submitted by zomay on August 26, 2008 - 2:59pm
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ITA!
I would beat the fucking truth out of her.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 26, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Saint Angelina, Can I go poop, Or shall I wait until 8 like you told me to do last time.
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Make poops in my John!
Off topic. Sorry but I can't get over the fact that a mom waits over a month to report her toddler missing and THEN gives the police nothing but lies. My anger for this person makes me want to fly over to Florida and give her a Faith Evans beat down. You killed your baby bitch, now come clean and get real. Sorry Michael K. I won't do that again.
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I fucking love Jem! Truly...she's is just outrageous...wouldnt you say?
MK...i love pink glittery hair...wish i could...
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
What that kid needs is a bowl on his head, scissors and around you cut. chop chop.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Submitted by oklahoma on August 26, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Saint Angelina, Can I go poop, Or shall I wait until 8 like you told me to do last time.
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Better watch it Okie...or she'll re-schedule your smokey-times too!!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Brad quit cutting the boys hair; you are not some riverboat gambler.cheesy. :P
Pax is confuseled.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
AND THE HOLOGRAMS!
JEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok...Pax needs a makeover STAT! Maddox always has rad hair, but Pax just cant keep up!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Why must we glamourize this warmonger's boyfriend and their children. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/27/AR200802...
http://tinyurl.com/2xxhto
Meh, next!. These hillbillies put me to sleep. Maddox's hair is so last year and Pax's hair is a fucking mess.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
That peepaw hat sucks Brad. What's next - garters holding up your socks?
Pitt looks less tense when the she devil isn't around. Poor Pax still looks confused.
They are so fucking edgy with those kids's hair. *yawn*
God, they make my skin crawl.
Sayonaro, oh I believe you. Angie will not rest until she has splashed her entire collection on the cover of People with a child from every race looking sublimely happy and normal with their "cool" hair, private helicopters and Brad's pretentious retarded tatoo of the NO levees showing because they are so enlightened and charitable, all while Angie sits there with minimal make-up and her "I'm so tired but blessed expression" and photoshopped glow. *barfs*
Give me a break, whore.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 26, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Angelina has sucked all the attraction out of brad. He has no sense of style and pride when he dresses anymore.
He never had a "sense of style" of his own...he always morphed into whomever he was dating.
He def was hot but always had the reputation of being a dumb dumb
I thought grandpa was sharing a boat ride with Ms. Swan.
Submitted by Stoney on August 26, 2008 - 4:35pm.
And black boy is for sure next on the baby-buying menu. I would roll over and die if they adopted an orphan from New Orleans or some place in the US. What I don't understand is where are the Spanish, Indian or Mexican kids? Or they could get themselves a nice exotic Australian. Or an Antarctican.
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What are you talking about? The other adoptive children are coming. Trust!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I keep wondering when Pax is going to start telling them all about the rules of the "Mogwai". Don't get them wet..no feeding after midnight...bright light! bright light!
Keep an eye out for the remake of Gremlins...coming soon to a theatre near you.
Everyone always going on about "best looking couple" and "beautiful family" but I see a bunch of raggamuffins that need new clothes and hair cuts. Angie and Brad have been going downhill for years. They let those kids look so slovenly.
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Thank God Saint Angie isn't going to be at Venice. The less we see of her the better.
BTW, shouldn't Maddox be in school?
Pax has yucky hair like dirty pubic forrest.
I am not liking Brads old mans sungrasses. He needs cane.
poor Brad. He used to be so HOT. Now he's dressing like a pepaw tourist. St. Angie of the Loons as wrecked him!
The dyed hair is wanna be. I hate how Angelina tries to project an image on her kids.