Tuesday, August 26th 2008

Pax!

I feel like I hardly ever see pictures of Pax. He must work the day shift guarding Shiloh's ivory tower. Well, on his lunch break one day, Maddox should take him down to the salon. I do like Maddox's blue mohawk, though. It's probably not hair dye. One of the twin chosen ones touched his hair. If Manic Panic was around when I was a kid, I probably would have had pink hair with glitter in it like Jem!. Yeah, thank Cheesus it wasn't around.

Brad and the boys arrived in Italy today for the Venice Film Festival. Brad's movie "Burn After Reading" premieres there tomorrow. Saint Angelina isn't expected to grace the crowd with her godly presence. She's too busy trying to figure out who's going to be the next President of the United States. In case you haven't heard, she's the only one voting. Oh yeah, she also has to decide who's the winner of the next American Idol. And what you're going to have for dinner tonight. Yup, she decides that too.

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Posted by: Michael K


Angelina has sucked all the attraction out of brad. He has no sense of style and pride when he dresses anymore.

Stoney's picture

And black boy is for sure next on the baby-buying menu. I would roll over and die if they adopted an orphan from New Orleans or some place in the US. What I don't understand is where are the Spanish, Indian or Mexican kids? Or they could get themselves a nice exotic Australian. Or an Antarctican. That would be cool for their collection.

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kdracofan's picture

What the hell's wrong with Pax's hair?
& Maddox' too cool for school!

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MachSchnell84's picture

I think they are both cute kids!

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xxyxz's picture

LMAO

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JillyPoo on August 26, 2008 - 4:28pm

THANK YOU! *waving @ JillyPoo*...

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oklahoma's picture

Saint Angelina, Can I go poop, Or shall I wait until 8 like you told me to do last time.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

C's picture

WTF is brad wearing? pale blue grandpa pants? huh? what happened to the brad of thelma and louise, legends of the fall, troy? oh that's right--angelina..

Clarisse's picture

WAIT! I hate doing math in my head!!

So, the total so far is 3 boys and 3 girls right? Gaw Damn! They would have the perfect set if one of the boys was African.

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"Waiter. Two more please.

A boy and a girl.

Somalian and oh, say, oh, what is that one
that is always on the news....Darnfey...no...Darton...no...Pooh!

Make it two Somalians."

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oklahoma's picture

@YourMom.. I'm eating a taco, too!! Your Mom doesnt' get to have all the fun, Not any more!!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Stoney's picture

That kid is so fuckin weird.

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ILoveRArmitage's picture

You would think with all their money, those two dumb twats could wash and cut that kids' hair. Or at least pay someone else to do it if they are too fucking lazy. My kids would never go out in public looking like that.

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JillyPoo's picture

Bradiful, your comments are always refreshing, simply because your avatars always showcase the Brad that once was! And you're right, he is hotter when not with the Succubus.

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xxyxz's picture

LOL @ m.k

Jem! I miss being a kid sometimes

Sayonara's picture

P Pax looks like he is chlling with his pops.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Always Sunny's picture

Oooh, a Jem reference! You made my day as usual, MK!

Jem (Jem is truly outrageous)
(Truly, truly, truly outrageous!)
Whoa, Jem (Jem), the music's contagious (outrageous)
Jem is my name, no one else is the same Jem is my name!

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JillyPoo's picture

Maddox's hair reminds me of the time my friends and i dyed our hair with Kool-Aid. Looks like Blue Raspberry to me!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

See, he looks SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT youknowwho.

SHE's like the Amityville Horror House, live with it, go completely nuts, GET OUT and presto, ALL BETTER!

Isn't he living at Bono's now?
WTF is up with that latest tidbit?

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

The child is going gray! Did anyone need more proof of what it's like to be a child of Brangelina?

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

I get the feeling when one of the mommy or daddy types leave for even a minute those boys cry, " But i can wipe my own ass" like the little orphan boy in Big Daddy. always trying to win love

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Indiesr1's picture

Good to see Brad and his boys out and about, I'm sure they are having lots of fun. :)

MojoLuv™'s picture

Maddox is so hawt!!! (no pedo)
What's that other kid's name?
He's alright

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Two Drink Min's picture

Hair is terrible. Needs a cut and to stop being died. He looks like a little old Chinese man. Dye is not good for children. They are just SOOOOO edgy. Spare me.

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AttentionWhore's picture

Wow! I thought for a moment that Brad was banging Bai Ling!

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Sluttsville's picture

Would you call that the Bonnie Raitt or Pepe Le Pew look.

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Jack Handy's picture

Brad really likes his hats, don't he? Must be going bald at a tremendous pace with all those screaming youngins.

She doesn't need to go with, she strapped him down with the two boys to ensure he doesn't go out and have any fun with adults...

snowpiece's picture

He must work the day shift guarding Shiloh's ivory tower.

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loric's picture

WTF is Mother Earth and Brad doing to Pax and Maddox's hair? Aren't they a little young to be using hair color-and bleach?

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God be with you, dumbass.

Sharon's picture

God, I love you MK!!!!

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Karen Flatts's picture

What have they done to that poor child's hair?