How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?

I LOVE MICHAEL BOLTEN! IF SHE CAN'T HANDLE HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!

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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Funny cuz this morning I had a feeling this relationship was O-V-E-R. Anyone who is engaged for 2.5 years and doesnt get married is just going to break up for the most part. A long engagement is a nice way of saying 'I really DONT want to marry you but I want to keep you around in case nothing better comes along and if it does I want to be able to break up with you sans the court and paperwork'. Cheers to those in 'Long Engagements' and if its your man who keep brushing it off the you need to wake up and start checkin that call log and the text messages and the email. Men DO NOT WAIT when they WANT to marry someone, they want it like yesterday.

Nicole looks like a stonecold Domme and MB must be the most perfect submissive bottom of all. Rumour has it that she refused to even have him touch her and got her kicks from making him dress in women's clothes. Something about this bitch is ultra cruel. There was a recent blind (can't remember the site) that declared some b- ti actress would soon drop her boyfriend and start dating a woman. Not that the lady in question is of the lessie persuasion, she has contracted with one for the publicity!

MK, this is funny as hell. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm typing as that shitfest of a song is playing and I can't stop LMAFO. Great now this crap will be in my head, too. Thanks so much!!! :D

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lol.......you are the best. No matter how sad my day is, you always leave me in tears...and my side aching....I have to stop reading your work...I can't take it anymore...( j/k )...*smile

You could have kept going with all those songs with MB....I about choked my coke reading every song in that paragraph.......lol

Keep em cuming

G

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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He's a commitment-phobe and she's a tranny. He probably just figured it out.

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 26, 2008 - 6:02pm.

He wrote the song when he was diagnosed with AIDS. He only told Queen. They went to Germany incognito, and recorded the audio and the video in one take because that was all the strength Freddie had left. He died two days after the recording session. It was played publicly for the first time at his funeral.

*lumps in throat*

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by letinstar on August 26, 2008 - 9:53pm.

Me too, I have to admit, that one took me back.
I can't tell you the last time I actually heard it, but I still know every word. My favorite part is:
that alley- cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with

classic!!!!!

Submitted by anastasia beave... on August 26, 2008 - 9:47pm.

i know...i just grabbed the funny speech at the end of the song...ha! i still get a good laugh every time i hear this song...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

my other fave break up song is:

Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Good-bye)
Gladys Knight & The Pips
(Jim Weatherly)

It's sad to think we're not gonna be here
And it's gotten to the point
Where we just can't fake it
For some ungodly reason
We just won't let it be

I guess neither one of us
Neither one of us wants to be the first to say good-bye

I keep wondering
Wondering
What I'm gonna do without you
And I guess you must be wondering the same thing too
So we go on
Go on together
Living a lie

Because I guess neither one of us
Neither one of us wants to be the first to say good-bye

Everytime I find the nerve
Everytime I find the nerve to say I'm leaving
Memories
Those old memories get in my way
Lord knows it's only me
Only know it's me
That I'm missing you
When it comes to saying good-bye
That a simple word that I just cannot say
There can be no way
There can be no way
This can have a happy ending
No, no
So we just go on
Hurting and pretending
Convincing ourselves to give it just one more try

Because I guess neither one of us
Neither one of us wants to be the first to say
Neither one of us wants to be the first to say
Neither one of us wants to be the first to say
Farewell my love
Goodbye

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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by letinstar on August 26, 2008 - 9:40pm.
my fave break up song is "i saw you walking in the rain" by oran juice jones...
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You forgot the "I saw you (and him) walking in the rain. You were holding hands and I'll, never be the same"

good one!

7. *Its Over

(Boz Scaggs / David Paich)

(Best of friends never part
Best of fools has love forever
From the bottom of his heart)

So why pretend
This is the end
You'll have to find out for yourself
Go on ask somebody else

Why can't you just get it through your head
It's over it's over now
Yes you heard me clearly now I said
It's over it's over now

I'm not really over you
You might say that
I can't take it I can't take it
Lord I swear I just can't take it no more

(Go away)
Go away
(Far away)
So far away
It's too late to turn back now
And it don't matter anyhow

Cos you were right
I'm to blame
Can't go on the same old way
Can't keep up the same old game

Why can't you just get it through your head
It's over it's over now
Yes you heard me clearly now I said
It's over it's over now

I'm not really over you
You might say that
I can't take it I can't take it
Lord I swear I just can't take it no more

(Why can't you just get it through your head
It's over it's over now)
Yes you heard me clearly now I said
It's O O O O
Why can't you just get it through your head
It's O O Over
Yes you heard me clearly now........

Last Goodbye
(Jeff Buckley)

This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die
But it's over
Just hear this and then i'll go
You gave me more to live for
More than you'll ever know

This is our last embrace
Must I dream and always see your face
Why can't we overcome this wall
Well, maybe it's just because i didn't know you at all

Kiss me, please kiss me
But kiss me out of desire, babe, and not consolation
You know it makes me so angry 'cause i know that in time
I'll only make you cry, this is our last goodbye

Did you say 'no, this can't happen to me,'
And did you rush to the phone to call
Was there a voice unkind in the back of your mind
Saying maybe you didn't know him at all
You didn't know him at all, oh, you didn't know

Well, the bells out in the church tower chime
Burning clues into this heart of mine
Thinking so hard on her soft eyes and the memories
Offer signs that it's over... it's over

my fave break up song is "i saw you walking in the rain" by oran juice jones...

Hey, hey, baby how ya doin'? Come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen, first thing's first. Let me hang up the coat. Yeah, how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did? Yeah? I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today. That's right -- now close your mouth 'cause you cold busted. Now just sit down here, sit down here. I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. Y'know my first impulse was to run up on you -- and do a Rambo. I was about to jam you and flat-blast both of you, but I didn't wanna mess up this $3700 lynx coat! So instead I chilled. That's right, chilled. I called up the bank and took out every dime. Then I cancelled all your credit cards. I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Don't go lookin' in that closet, 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? You don't mess with the Juice! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young -- yeah -- you're young. And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley- cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. 'Cause you dismissed! That's right, silly rabbit -- tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world! You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat!

HOTNESS...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 9:29pm.
I think mine did, too. Ugh. She also had that song that I can't remember too much but she and my aunt would get teary. I thought it was dumb. Did your mom listen to that song that shit.........we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun?

I think it was about STDs. LOL
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I know the song you're talking about, but mom never had that one. She did incidentally introduce me to the hotness that is Neil Diamond. She had ALL of his albums. She used to blast that shit while she was cleaning the house and sing at the top of her lungs. She would go to his concert every year and get shitfaced and my dad would get so pissed.

Mom, that crazy ho.

Can we address her loss of hotness in da face? Sersly, peeps. A'member Knott's Landing? Bitch was smokin' hot...I mean, ho totally rocking the body, but....butrannyface...Kinda...Sorta...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by anastasia beave... on August 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 9:17pm
Is that from the seventies? Man, you are OLD! LOL

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not THAT old, my mom had the album LOL

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I think mine did, too. Ugh. She also had that song that I can't remember too much but she and my aunt would get teary. I thought it was dumb. Did your mom listen to that song that shit.........we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun?

I think it was about STDs. LOL

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

I think she ate his lips.

Do not judje me, but I loves Michael Bolton.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 9:17pm
Is that from the seventies? Man, you are OLD! LOL

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not THAT old, my mom had the album LOL

Also known as Ken Lee

Submitted by anastasia beave... on August 26, 2008 - 9:11pm.

And last, but not least- my final submission:

And this shit is for when it's REALLY all about the drama-

Harry Nilsson
Without You

And bitch please, no fucked up Mariah Carey version, I'm talking the real deal.

"Can't liiiiiiivvvvvveeee, if living is without you......"

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Is that from the seventies? Man, you are OLD! LOL

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

And last, but not least- my final submission:

And this shit is for when it's REALLY all about the drama-

Harry Nilsson
Without You

And bitch please, no fucked up Mariah Carey version, I'm talking the real deal.

"Can't liiiiiiivvvvvveeee, if living is without you......"

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 7:40pm.
The all-time saddest song is "Those Were the Days of Our Lives" by Queen.
*sniff* *tears* *lump in throat*

That is a really sad song. Wasn't that when Freddie just found out he had AIDS? :(

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RIMADYL KILLS

**slaps head in a V-8 moment from hell**

Now I know who the Geico guys were modeled after!!!

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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch

GAH I hate everything that is Michael Bolton, and I refuse to watch that video.

It's funny..I was watching E! Hollywood breakups today, and they had when she broke up with Harry Hamlin. Supposedly she told him he was boring and she needed more excitement in her life or something. What a witch.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on August 26, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on August 26, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Hairypotheadfan- yes, yes, yes.

"Found someone else, you had every reason.
No I can't blame you, for running away."

Ouch indeed.
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Now I have to go and download that song....oh..the memories, lol.

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I know, it makes me realize what a drama queen I was. I used to listen to this shit and cry and think my life was over.

Now I'm like, meh, another day, another cup of coffee.

MK, you dickwad. Now I have that fucking song stuck in my head. I plague upon you celibacy and the 80's-90's Bolt-on-Mullet. Jerkface.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Submitted by anastasia beave... on August 26, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Hairypotheadfan- yes, yes, yes.

"Found someone else, you had every reason.
No I can't blame you, for running away."

Ouch indeed.
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Now I have to go and download that song....oh..the memories, lol.

Hairypotheadfan- yes, yes, yes.

"Found someone else, you had every reason.
No I can't blame you, for running away."

Ouch indeed.

http://www.spinner.com/2008/08/01/top-20-worst-bad-songs-ever-no-20/

How can they say Rico Suave was one of the worst of all time? Oh for shame! Rico was terrifico!

I better run before someone launches a rancid block of cheese at me for that one!

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Damn, all of these sad songs made me weepy. I would only add Chicagos 'Hard Habit to Break' to the list. I remember when me and my first love broke up and I listened to that song until I wore the cassette tape out.

The best break up song is DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE by Dope. The saddest song is Happy Birthday to You because I don't want Botox. Michael Bolton has hatchet face.

The all-time saddest song is "Those Were the Days of Our Lives" by Queen.
*sniff* *tears* *lump in throat*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 8:29pm.

I just realized who you are. I oughta turn your nostrils inside out and put Elmer's glue on them! LOLOLOLOLOL! You spazz!
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But that will be hurteng my nose and I will crie! Do not!

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Live long and prosper. Oh, and watch out for those old bats buying lottery tickets in leeker stores. ;-)

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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 8:29pm.

I just realized who you are. I oughta turn your nostrils inside out and put Elmer's glue on them! LOLOLOLOLOL! You spazz!
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But that will be hurteng my nose and I will crie! Do not!

"Mandy" by Barry Manilow. That wasn't about his ex like everyone thinks. That was about his dog who died. When I found that out, I cried for a week and still can't listen to it. :-(

Thanks, Deb. She got over it. She married a guy who was a gazillionaire and bought her a Maserati. :-)

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Submitted by Deb on August 26, 2008 - 5:24pm.
25 of the most exquisitely sad songs in the whole world!

Interesting, wide-ranging list--but really subjective. "He Stopped Loving Her Today" is a good choice. How bout almost anything off "Shoot Out the Lights" by Richard and Linda Thompson?

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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Deb on August 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.

The Carly Simon one. I stopped at that. My aunt used to play that after my uncle left her for some waiter he met. *sob*

Oh, sorry for your aunt. That IS a great tear-jerker.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

The list -
I have the Carly and Jeff Buckley and they get me everytime. They should have included everything Bread ever did.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

*sob* *sniff* *blowing little sock monkey nose* All these lyrics are making me sad! I can't wait for the BF to get home tonight. I need to give him a hug & smooch! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Deb on August 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.

You guys, check this out! 25 of the most exquisitely sad songs in the whole world!
Grab a Kleenex or 2!

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The Carly Simon one. I stopped at that. My aunt used to play that after my uncle left her for some waiter he met. *sob*

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Another fave:

Carol King- It's Too Late

Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 8:01pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 7:58pm.

No offense, but.............whut? Color me clueless!
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Oh, you is knowing! I am the fat laydee in line at the grossree store pushing cart slower than baby monkee! Takeing long time at checkout!

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I just realized who you are. I oughta turn your nostrils inside out and put Elmer's glue on them! LOLOLOLOLOL! You spazz!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

You guys, check this out! 25 of the most exquisitely sad songs in the whole world!
Grab a Kleenex or 2!

http://www.spinner.com/2007/05/03/the-25-most-exquisitely-sad-songs-in-t...

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Two drinks- that one's a killer.

"Take a look a me now, cause I'll still be standing here, but to wait for you is all I can do and that's what I've got to face"

Heavy

*bows to Mrs. K for her musical prowess* and suggests "He's Got You" by the immortal Patsy Cline as part of the breakup classics. Mix this tune with a bottle of Jack and two hundred cigs and feel the pain.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 7:12pm.

I've never heard that version. I'll have to check it out!
I get tears in my eyes every time I hear the verse,
all the flowers that u planted mama
in the back yard
all died when u went away

OMG, I'm getting verklempt READING that!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Mr. President on August 26, 2008 - 8:19pm.

I hope Michael Bolton dies in a ball of flame. OK, not really. My mom used to listen to that shit around the house. Horrid.

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He should be shot just for his hair. I remember seeing him on some awards show back when he thought he mattered and he walked out all calm and then bent forward all of a sudden like he was having a projectile barf and screamed "WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN!" I am not kidding - I jumped so hard, I knocked over the last beer I had in the house. For that he STILL must die!

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!