How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?
Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have ended their fairytale engagement. The two started dating back in 1993. They broke up after a year and a half. She probably couldn't stand his long mop. They got back together in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.
Nicolette's rep told People, "Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement. They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter." Don't you love how it's announced right before "Desperate Housewives" starts again? Perfect timing!
Michael said he loved her, but he lied. And Nicolette wants to know how is she supposed to live without him? She's missing him. He was her soul provider. But honestly, how can they be lovers if they can't be friends? They had a love that was so beautiful. She'll get back on her feet again. I can do this all day.
Seriously, how is Nicollette going to get over this break-up if she can't even listen to Michael Bolton songs. He has some of the best break-up songs ever!
"How Can We Be Lovers" will be in my head for the rest of August. I'm bringing you down with me:
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Anastasia - yes! Against All Odds broke me up too. The line "why can't I just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry." tore me up.
OK, this thread is becoming a little downer.
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I hope Michael Bolton dies in a ball of flame. OK, not really. My mom used to listen to that shit around the house. Horrid.
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Beautiful Day Witout You - is a good song to survive a break up after all the sad ones you listen too (which thanks to a certain someone I am) by Telepopmusik.
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Break-up submission:
Against All Odds by Phil Collins
I was a teen and a bit dramatic back then, but still a fave.
"Take a look at me now..."
Submitted by Deb on August 26, 2008 - 5:08pm.
How about Sinead O'Conner's version of Prince's "Nothing Compares 2 U"?
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OMG OMG OMG OMG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!
I have this live version of Prince singing "Nothing Compares 2 U" with Rosie Gaines that I happen to like better than Sinead's version.
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Michael, thanks for all the great memories, I loved every one of these.
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Oh, you is knowing! I am the fat laydee in line at the grossree store pushing cart slower than baby monkee! Takeing long time at checkout!
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Mother????????????????? *shocky face*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 6:54pm.
No, this is...
One less bell to answer
That one is a beaute! Mariliyn McCoo delivered a classic there.
How about Sinead O'Conner's version of Prince's "Nothing Compares 2 U"?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Speaking of the orgasm that is Air Supply, did you guys see the Will Ferrell/Chris Kattan rip off them. I can't find the video anywhere. Some Thanksgiving time song.
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another oldie but goodie by my boys
Verse 1:
I just got out my little red book
The minute that you said goodbye
I thumbed right through my little red book
I wasnt gonna sit and cry
And I went from a to z
I took out every pretty girl in town
They danced with me and as I held them
Chorus:
All I did was talk about you
Hear your name and Id start to cry
Theres just no getting over you... oh, no...
Verse 2:
There aint no girl in my little red book
Who could ever replace your charms
And each girl in my little red book
Knows youre the one Im thinkin of
Oh wont you please come back
Without your precious love I cant go on
Where can love be I need you so much
Verse 3:
Oh wont you please come back
Without your precious love I cant go on
Its haunting me I need you so much
Chorus 3:
All I did was talk and talk about you
Hear your name and Id start to cry
Theres just no getting over you
All I did was talk and talk about you
Hear your name and Id start to cry
Theres just no getting over you... oh no
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Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on August 26, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Mrs. K, I haven't thought of that song since Jack sung it to Grace when she got dumped by Nathan! Ah, good times. *cue Will & Grace theme song*
Yup, that's my boys, Burt Bacharach and Hal David.
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In a flash of insight, Nicolette realized if she married Michael, she was facing a lifetime of listening to this tone-deaf doofus sing in the shower. After coming to this conclusion, she ran screaming into the street and then ended the engagement.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 26, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I like "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers
DUDE, I TOTALLY AGREE
great song
ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long anytime she goes away.
And I know I know I know i know
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Mrs. K, I haven't thought of that song since Jack sung it to Grace when she got dumped by Nathan! Ah, good times. *cue Will & Grace theme song*
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
My favorite break-up song: Hit the Road, Jack (And Don't You Come Back No More, No More).
Yeah, I'm bitter.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 7:58pm.
No offense, but.............whut? Color me clueless!
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Oh, you is knowing! I am the fat laydee in line at the grossree store pushing cart slower than baby monkee! Takeing long time at checkout!
I like "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers (think that's who). Break up song. My pick anywhooooo
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 26, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Dude, I just found Air Supply on my iPod. How the fuck did that get there goddammit? Seriously, I've got over 9,000 songs on there, so I have no idea.
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All together now!
"Here I am, the one that you love
Asking for another dayyyyyyyyyy
Understand, the one that you love
Loves you in so many wayyyyyyyyys..."
Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
Submitted by Clotty McClingOn on August 26, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Is you remembring videeo of Sed I Lovd You wher fire danses around horses like a bad rash?
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No offense, but.............whut? Color me clueless!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Can I touches you ther
Touches you deep within
Can I touches your hart
The way you touches mine
Can I touches you theeeeeeeeeeeeer
Touches you deep within oooooohhhhhhhhh
No, this is...
One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
One less man to pick up after
I should be happy
But all I do is cry
(Cry, cry, no more laughter) I should be happy
(Oh, why did he go)
Since he left my life's so empty
Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
'Cause I still love him so
I spend each day the way I start out
Crying my heart out
One less man to pick up after
No more laughter, no more love
Since he went away (he went away)
(One less bell to answer) Why did he leave me
(Why, why, why did he leave)
(One less bell to answer) Now I've got one less egg to fry
One less egg to fry
(Why, why, why did he leave) And all I do is cry
(One less bell to answer) Because a man told me goodbye
(Why, why, why did he leave)
(One less bell to answer) Somebody tell me please
Where did he go, why did he go
(Why, why, why did he leave) How could he leave me
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Ah, my bad luck talisman worked! Michael Bolton DIE!
Nicolette could not stand the fact that she'd be married to the worst singer in the history of the universe. He would have dragged her down to his level of suckage...it's bad enough she's on Desperate Housewives...at least she's anorexic and has that going for her at the age of nearly 50!
Your face!
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Best Break Up Song Ever
Now I have nothing, so God give me strength
cause Im weak in her wake
And if Im strong I might still break
And I dont have anything to share
That I wont throw away into the air
That song is sung out
This bell is rung out
She was the light that I'd bless
She took my last chance at happiness
So God give me strength, God give me strength
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Submitted by Sugaroo on August 26, 2008 - 7:44pm.
He looks like someone took off his nose, stretched his face, and then stuck a peen where his nose used to be.
She looks like she's saying, "Did you just say hot pockets?"
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Is you remembring videeo of Sed I Lovd You wher fire danses around horses like a bad rash?
Awwww. I thought these two would last forever! They are equally talentless and unattractive. It seemed they completed each other's mediocrity to a tee. Oh well....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Where Is the Love
You Said Was Mine All Mine
Till the End of Time
Was It Just a Line
Where Is the Love
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I used to love this ho on Knots Landing. She was a slut on that one as well.
He looks like someone took off his nose, stretched his face, and then stuck a peen where his nose used to be.
She looks like she's saying, "Did you just say hot pockets?"
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Frito - just think, no fussing to find a phone.
You could wear his dickies too. LOL...just playin.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 26, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Frito - I have it on mine too. I think it was one of those "freebies" cause no way I would pic that. But, don't lie you are listening to "All out of Love" with Lohan off the market.
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Oh yes. I've always wanted a man who can always wanted a man who can always find his cell phone like that. Oh his flippin' belt loop? How neat is that?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I feel like someon just told me the sun is hot. Yes, knows.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 26, 2008 - 7:34pm
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Amen to the Godfather idea.
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Frito - I have it on mine too. I think it was one of those "freebies" cause no way I would pic that. But, don't lie you are listening to "All out of Love" with Lohan off the market.
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kiki chanel-
It's a classic, totally quotable movie. Hard to believe the MANISTON was in it.
That fuddy duddy looked like he couldn't keep up with Nic. Why did she leave her hunky trainer for this guy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on August 26, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Frito! I'm still holding out hope that BritBrit's gonna make a comeback. :)
Substitute her with Air Supply, and you've got hell's station right there.
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Dude, I just found Air Supply on my iPod. How the fuck did that get there goddammit? Seriously, I've got over 9,000 songs on there, so I have no idea.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I don't give a sh**, Micheal Bolton and Phil Collins have some of the best break-up songs...EVER! Hello..."How Am I Suppose to Live
Without You", "In too Deep", "In the Air Tonight" Priceless!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Frito! I'm still holding out hope that BritBrit's gonna make a comeback. :)
Substitute her with Air Supply, and you've got hell's station right there.
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Renny: The dawlin' from N'awlins.
Team Renny!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 26, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Thornhill - I have to agree, unless I am going up to the 11th floor Bolton should never be heard (and even those are terrible 5 minutes). It's not music it's musak (sp?, to induce comas, death or violent BMs).
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LMAO. Exactly
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I love that song "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster" by The Geto Boys from Office Space.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on August 26, 2008 - 4:27pm.
"The Thrill Is Gone"?
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Thornhill - I have to agree, unless I am going up to the 11th floor Bolton should never be heard (and even those are terrible 5 minutes). It's not music it's musak (sp?, to induce comas, death or violent BMs).
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she's still hot, she can find someone fast. maybe even go for the other team for a while.
Submitted by myeager on August 27, 2008 - 9:24am.
I love me some Michael Bolton!
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Get your fanny scratchers away from my love.
Hell no! The best break-up songs are "I Hold No Grudge" by Nina Simone and B.B. King's 'Ain't Nobody Home". If Nic had listened to 'Ain't Nobody Home', she never would have taken his ass back in the first place.
"Girl you put me through some pain and misery. Now you're on my doorstep, telling me how much you need me? Ain't nobody home."
"Leatherette, Two Drink Min-
I told those assholes I liked Michael Bolton.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster......"
That was on HBO last night!
"Which Michael Bolton song is your favorite?"
*hesitantly* "Uhm...they're all good *quietly*"
"I, for one, celebrate his entire catalogue."
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Just imagine what a radio station in hell would be like... nothing but Michael Bolton, the Jonas Bitches and Britney Spears.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I love me some Michael Bolton!
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Leatherette, Two Drink Min-
I told those assholes I liked Michael Bolton.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster......