How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?
Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have ended their fairytale engagement. The two started dating back in 1993. They broke up after a year and a half. She probably couldn't stand his long mop. They got back together in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.
Nicolette's rep told People, "Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement. They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter." Don't you love how it's announced right before "Desperate Housewives" starts again? Perfect timing!
Michael said he loved her, but he lied. And Nicolette wants to know how is she supposed to live without him? She's missing him. He was her soul provider. But honestly, how can they be lovers if they can't be friends? They had a love that was so beautiful. She'll get back on her feet again. I can do this all day.
Seriously, how is Nicollette going to get over this break-up if she can't even listen to Michael Bolton songs. He has some of the best break-up songs ever!
"How Can We Be Lovers" will be in my head for the rest of August. I'm bringing you down with me:
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 4:13pm.
With Cher. A gaydacious trio!
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OMG that would soooooooooooooooo rock.
Rock me Amadeus!
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Only if also Going Japanese!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@TDM..Leatherette - too true. I celebrate his entire catalog. Nothing gets me like "When a man loves a woman" though.
Yet another song that wasn't his. I rest my case..
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When I look at a picture of him I want to eat a thousand brown sugar and butter sammiches.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
...hmmm...as the distinct smell of PR permeates the air, I see these two have morphed into the same person - they even have the same 5 head going on....
Leatherette - too true. I celebrate his entire catalog. Nothing gets me like "When a man loves a woman" though.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 4:13pm.
With Cher. A gaydacious trio!
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OMG that would soooooooooooooooo rock.
Rock me Amadeus!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 4:05pm.
He should go to Vegas and replace Celine.
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He should team up with Barry Manilow.
Manilow and Bolton: Together again for the first time.
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With Cher. A gaydacious trio!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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i have to say.. i was crying about some silly fiasco until i read this post. now i am laughing. could have been the bong hit, but still...
i love you michael k.
Submitted by jim on August 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
HI MRS. KRAVITZ, HOW ARE YOU...IS THAT YOUR DOG ON ONE OF YOUR AVATAR'S??
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Yes, my love. That is Minch the Wonder Dog.
He is sleeping as we speak. In my office. He is the office dog.
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Is he well known for having a big hog? He seems like he would, and it would explain a LOT!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 26, 2008 - 4:05pm.
He should go to Vegas and replace Celine.
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He should team up with Barry Manilow.
Manilow and Bolton: Together again for the first time.
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
HI MRS. KRAVITZ, HOW ARE YOU...IS THAT YOUR DOG ON ONE OF YOUR AVATAR'S??
I love that hot bitch in the pink jacket.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I must agree with Leatherette.
No talent ass clown.
Yeah, best breakup songs, just like the Can I touch you there, whenever I try to call it quits I just sing it and I know I won't have to explain, we're over :)
He should go to Vegas and replace Celine.
She should throw herself under a bus.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Shit, dammit, cocksucker, fucker, crap! Now I've got to deal with Michael Bolton bursting into song in my head all night?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
MB is a complete plagiaristic peepaw bitch. HE needs to get on the blower and beg that bitch to come back. He ain't getting any younger and he certainly ain't buffin no talent..
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I am going to immediately send Michael a Wonky Hilton Bandit headband hairpiece and his piece will be mine...forever.
Office Space said all that needed to be said about Michael Bolton.
You know, real tragedy often results in lasting art.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
OMG OMFG - I've been waiting for Michael Bolton all my life! Hands off bitches. And I mean that.
Couldn't keep it together after the death of the mullet.
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A'member when Nicolette was a hot piece? I mean, sumpin' funky happened to her face since then, a slight trannification that kinda made her a butterface, but I have seen worse. It's almost like it can be fixed, and yet, I'm fascinated by said trannification....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wait...isn't that Kenny G?
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MK, you really want me dead. First Heidi and now this???? People in my building here might here me playing these cheese shits and I might get evicted.
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Great, now we'll NEVER hear the end of his cheesy-ass crappy love songs. Ugh.
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Renny: The dahlin' from New Orleans.
Team Renny!
Note to self: this may be the only time I may be able to sell the Bolton CD I cannot unload on anyone.
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all the hollywhore tranny clowns are starting to look alike. nice.
*throwing self under bus*
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
How is he supposed to live without her?!?!?!!?
(HI JIM)
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An unstoppable force of knowledge, Big Toe’s got the scoop on all the latest info, and knows what’s going down at all times... Except for when it comes to you. What’s up with you? Big Toe wants to know.
i can't believe this...geez they even sung a duet
together......LMAO!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Big surprise...woo
Long engagements are retarded...just like people who are "dating" for 5-10 years. Just get married already...or dump eachother. Sheesh.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
I used to work next door to Bolton's spanish-style manse on Nash Pond in Westport back when they were dating the first time around. Nicolette had the bad rep for being cuntalicious even then.
SHE MOST LIKELY FINALLY HEARD THAT FUCKING SHIT HE CALLS MUSIC AND SAID I AM NOT STAYING WITH THIS FUCKING PUSSY!!