Birthday Sluts

Michael Michele may be Vanessa Williams' stunt double/doppelgänger, but hey, that's a good job to have.

The lines between sex and society are so blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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EW! Paul Oakenfold. There's a blast from the progressive house past. I remember when he put out that Bukka album and decided to sing. It was all over for him that moment. Of course, he still DJs but he's no PVD that's for damn sure! I don't even listen to that trance shit anymore, the clubs are being infiltrated by the Asian mafia selling you bunk E. It totally blows!

Your face!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 31, 2008 - 6:05am.

Do they have Outback Steakhouses in Australia? Pudge and I went to one the other night.
It wasn't very good.
The loo was dirty.

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No fucking way! I was in the US last year and stuck my head inside an Outback Steakhouse, had a laugh, then went to Homestyle Buffet (which I lovingly now call "Homeland Buffet"). Now I wish we had them in Australia, I'd never cook again.

Another hoot was this "Aussie" bar in Tucson. They had a sign that said "GOO DYE MITE", phonetically speaking...

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Speakit - yep. I'm actually a Brit but I've lived in Australia since I was 13. I live about 30 minutes away from Stevie Irwin's *sobs* Australia Zoo.

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1) totally jealous

2) your accent must kick ass

3) do you have funnel spiders?

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 1:02pm.

I'm actually a Brit but I've lived in Australia since I was 13
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Do they have Outback Steakhouses in Australia? Pudge and I went to one the other night.
It wasn't very good.
The loo was dirty.
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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

You oughta see me shake my moneymaker.

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I wish!!

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

YEAH! John Wayne Gacy. Rot in Hell.

Speakit - yep. I'm actually a Brit but I've lived in Australia since I was 13. I live about 30 minutes away from Stevie Irwin's *sobs* Australia Zoo.

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 12:49pm.

You hot slut you.
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You oughta see me shake my moneymaker.

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 31, 2008 - 5:28am.

Yesterday morning I sang a duet of "The Way You Make Me Feel" with a construction worker.

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You hot slut you.

Grammys '88-Way You Make Me Feel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXRaylP_ng

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.

It's a cute little thing! Sorry you're itchy though. So you live in Australia?

Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 5:32am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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I've never heard of a Hairy Mary Caterpillar.

So are you okay now?

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Girlfriend, I'm as itchy as a damn shag...

Here's a pic of Hairy Mary...don't ever be tempted to pick one up!

http://www.geocities.com/brisbane_moths/ANTHELIDAE.htm

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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I've never heard of a Hairy Mary Caterpillar.

So are you okay now?

Submitted by Sandbitch on August 30, 2008 - 12:23pm.

Yesterday afternoon, a Hairy Mary Caterpillar fell out of a tree and onto my head.
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Yesterday morning I sang a duet of "The Way You Make Me Feel" with a construction worker.

the way you make me feel
you really turn me on
you knock me off my feet
my lonely days are gone

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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don’t like these people.

Submitted by speakit on August 31, 2008 - 1:59am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

No, it's not my birthday but life's short. Something could happen before my next one, who knows?

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Bitch, I'm all for that philosophy coz you just never fucking know. Yesterday afternoon, a Hairy Mary Caterpillar fell out of a tree and onto my head. I guess it would be the equivalent of rubbing poison ivy in your face.... hmmm imagine.

Fortunately I live one screaming gasping block from a medical centre. I didn't need an appointment, I didn't even need words, I looked like some fucking alien.

Happy Birthday Michael Michele, you hot bitch!

"I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum"

Submitted by Sayonara on August 30, 2008 - 1:01pm.
A very very special happy birthday to all (including me).

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Happy bday!!

~♥~Keep Getting Better 19/8/08?~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

Woah, way too thick of a happy trail going on there.

~*Head Bitch*~

Happy B-day Sayonara, Andy Roddick and Chiklis. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

Michael Chiklis is the shit! "The Shield" starts on Tuesday!!!!

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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple

Oh, hugs to Peggy Lipton. at some point I realized that the mod squad was really a bunch of narcs, which wasn't too cool in the day. But i don't hold that against you Miss Peggy! Muah!

Happy Bday to you especially RawDick!! EeeYeah, Baby! I would hit your happy balls any day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

No, it's not my birthday but life's short. Something could happen before my next one, who knows?

Looks like Elizabeth Ashley was born in 1939.

I'm like the age police today...

Happy BDay to that hot slut Michael Michelle! Loved you in New Jack City!

Happy BDay to the rest of the sluts.

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Frederique Van Der Wal (41)

I LOVE THIS HOT BITCH!
Happy Slutday to the first Bombshell Victoria's Secret model!!!!

Paul Oakenfold (45)
Peggy Lipton (61)

And these Ho's as well!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I totally thought that Andy Roddick was Jim Carrey wne I first saw him!

How the eff did Peggy Lipton turn 61? My goodness, I am getting really, really, really OLD!

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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

HaHa Cameron is almost 40.. *points* *sends her a cane*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

The only person I know about on this list is: Cameron Diaz

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Dick happens! - MK

For you young farts, check out the "The Mod Squad" with Peggy Lipton from the late 60s/early 70s. It's sort of the Hollywood 60s in a can.

Here's one clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufwu-ZcXapE&feature=related

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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.

I'm having a hard time believing Elizabeth Ashley is just turning 60.

HB Peggy Lipton.

Happy Birthday Sayonara! I hope you have a great day!

Good morning MK ♥

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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.

Peggy Lipton was hipness cool personified on The Mod Squad. Elizabeth Ashley and that deep sexy voice, meeoooww! It's Hot Sexy Bitch day!

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

A very very special happy birthday to all (including me). Atlantic City here I come!

Virgos are in the house!!!

"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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