Don't Rain On Ricky Martin's Turkey Baster Baby Parade!
Some Catholic cardinal is getting all bitchy with Ricky Martin because he used a surrogate mother to carry his twin boys.
The cardinal of Honduras compared the way Ricky became a father to raising cattle. Oscar Andres Rodriguez said: "What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can't just buy or rent life. It's even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it." Um....does Cardinal Oscar know about Saint Angelina? He's probably been warned by the powers above not to say anything bad about her or else he may disappear in a cloud of smoke!
Cardinal Oscar isn't the only one who thinks Ricky Martin is a sinner. Mexican talkshow host Esteban Arce said: “Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud him. He’s a degenerate, and I feel sorry for those kids. I don’t think it’s right to deny children of maternal figures, just because you have a big ego. These kids are going to be raised without mothers."
Whatever. Ricky is going to be a wonderful mother. Who says you need to be raised by two parents to turn out right? I mean, my father didn't help raise me and look how I ---- bad example.
And there's nothing wrong with being a degenerate! All my friends and family members are degenerates!
Although, these dumb hos may have a point. Instead of using a surrogate, Ricky should have called me up instead. I would have helped him out. I'm pretty sure my non-existent eggs are busted up, but we could have tried all night and all day. I believe in miracles.....and butt sex.
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Submitted by letinstar on August 26, 2008 - 10:05pm.
as i've stated before, butt sex leads to ass babies...
letinstar, I love that line. It friggin cracks me up everytime I read it.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 26, 2008 - 9:09pm.
I'm with that poster who asked earlier "Religious" people, why are you here?
I'm a religious person and don't have a problem with gay marriage nor a problem with gays raising kids. Ignorant people that use Religion to hide behind are ignorant when they stand out in front of it.
That gal in the news today that is a hetero was trying to sell her 5yr old daughter into a sex-slave situation for a new car. There was some deal that was being worked in for the 10month old as well. Apparently the "mother" (if you can really call her that) wanted to watch as the 5 yr old was being raped. My point being is that a bad person is a bad person whether it be gay, straight, inbred whatever
LOL! How many lives has the Catholic church taken over history? It still tickles me when they then talk about morality.
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StickaCockenWooo, or whoever said:
"but I am not giving a baby to one."
So who asked you to? By all accounts these are RICKY"S BABIES, so deal with it.
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All of the "authority figures" of the catholic church should just shut up. They are not relevant any more.
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....shit, I want to be adopted by Ricky Martin
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
I BEQUEATH MY CHILDREN TO RICKY BECAUSE THEY ARE NATURAL BON BON SHAKERS. IT'S GENETIC.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 26, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Whatever you do, don't give up your kid to a straight 29 year old single dude. Unless you want that kid growing up on beer and pizza. Don't ask me how I know this.
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LMAO!!! that was hysterical!!! thanks for the comic relief!!
ah, thought I heard Dueling Banjos cranked up high, oh HEY, SickCockWoody! Don't you just love it when liboorools turn around and "assume shit" about you back? Can't a woody sick cock post without bitches assuming she-he's retarded? Life's RUFF, sho nuff!/now TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, HICK.
It blows my mind that this is still an issue in the 21st century. *sigh*
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I would give my baby to a gay couple!
especially a rich gay couple, a rich gay woman, or a rich gay man. I would give my baby to gay intelligent people. I would give my baby to gay loving people!!
fine, happy now?
I would not give my baby to straight broke people, straight abusive people, straight dumbass people.
straight or gay is not the basis of the best welfare of a child!
in fact if my niece was more responsible, which has nothing to do with her being gay, I would have no problems letting her raise her brother instead of me raising him.....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
here's the thing: love is love is love. raising your child in a loving household is FAR more important than the sexual gender of it's parents.
if a person sets out to adopt a child, that means they have love in their heart to give it. let them be...
Whatever you do, don't give up your kid to a straight 29 year old single dude. Unless you want that kid growing up on beer and pizza. Don't ask me how I know this.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 26, 2008 - 9:36pm.
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SO YOU'D GIVE UP YOUR KIDS TO A STRAIGHT PERSON?
I PLAN ON KEEPING MINE AND THEY CAN BE AROUND ALLLLL OF THE GAY PEOPLE I KNOW.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 26, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Yet, I don't see any comments from anyone saying they would give their babies up to a gay couple.
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If, for whatever reason, I could not take care of my baby I WOULD GIVE MY BABY TO A GAY COUPLE!
There I said it.
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DreamyAguilera, I think that stickacockinhiswoowoo is just an ignorant turd. Let's just say congratulations to Ricky and hope that stickacockinit never has children!
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 26, 2008 - 5:45pm.
I never said I don't like homosexuals, I draw the line for them to take care of babies.
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Well, guess what, mamacita, you have absolutely no control over who and who can't "take care of babies."
Live with it.
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"You can't just buy or rent life".
Bullshit. Yes you can, Ricky/Jolie.Pitts/Kidman/Cruise/Stone/flockhart proved you can!
Yet, I don't see any comments from anyone saying they would give their babies up to a gay couple.
Yes, I let them do my hair.
Fix, my car
do my taxes
entertain me on tv, and movies, blog
even love watching them having sex
set up with dates for them to dress up and watch them kiss
but I am not giving a baby to one.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
as i've stated before, butt sex leads to ass babies...ricky didn't want ass babies, so he used a surrogate...although i'm sure ricky is still doing the butt sex...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 26, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Gay people and pedophiles are two completely different things. Why do ignorant people mix these things up? It's like saying all criminals are one race. It's fucking stupid. Okay my drive-by is over.
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Don't stress out about it-- the inherent problem with ignorance is that people are not about to back up their ignorance with anything substantive--then they wouldn't be ignorant:-).
Most studies done on the subject have shown that the percentage of gay pedophiles directly correlates to the percentage of gay people in the population. Which means that homosexuals are no more or no less apt to be pedophiles than your average straight person. But since the ignorant ones don't seem to understand that pedophilia is about so much more than just sex, that just wouldn't compute for them.
Submitted by Hekki on August 26, 2008 - 9:09pm.
And my four year old asked me if she could be gay someday and marry a woman and I told her she could be whatever she wanted as long as she was a good person. Hmmmph.
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Hekki, allow me to give you a standing ovation. That was beautiful. I'm one of the condemned, you know.. btw, did we have a Jew hat8r troll and i missed it?? awww, sucks!
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 27, 2008 - 2:12am.
It scares me to think that our world has people like THAT, living in it.
Then again, her screan name is "StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth", something that should have been a warning sign.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 27, 2008 - 2:13am.
I know, I can't help it. the sheer ignorance of some people is astounding.
I shan't respond to it anymore.
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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
I wonder what the cardinal of Honduras has to say about Jenna Jameson's future child.....who truly needs to be snatched up at birth and would be better off raised by La China the dog than its "mother"
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
I never had a problem with Ricky Martin.
I never believed he was straight.
I never gave a shit that he's gay.
I still don't.
But those pics of him doing "yoga" on the beach while smoking cigarettes a few years back.............well..........they just shkeeved me out.
Why does he look so fucked-out and old as hell recently?
Just askin'.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Gay people and pedophiles are two completely different things. Why do ignorant people mix these things up? It's like saying all criminals are one race. It's fucking stupid. Okay my drive-by is over.
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TigerLil & Speakit & Hekki: FOR THE WINS.
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You'll probably be a better parent then most of the ho's in Hollywood. Good luck Ricky
hatas are gon' hate....
my mother adopted me and she was a virgin her whole life (due to health problems).....trust me, I ain't no virgin! ;)
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
I heard his cousin is the mama. Isnt that illegal? If not, it still seems pretty rauncy.
DAE, not even worth it...I know, I read posts like that and I want to bang my head against the wall...the ignorance! But, save yourself teh stress love....not worth the effort.
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I would like to break the tension of the thread by reminding you butt sex is to be believed in. WOOHOO I had too much wine!
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eh, DreamyAguilera, methinks that SuckCockWoody just wants an audience in her trailer park library cumpootoor. She's a-gittin' the libooorools in them thar ownz places, yee to the haw, snore.
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I'm with that poster who asked earlier "Religious" people, why are you here?
Yeah, gay men are good enough to entertain your sorry little lives but not good enough for the tax and legal protection afforded through marriage, and too dangerous to child-rear. Gee, I wonder if that was ever said about blacks at one time? AND the answer is YES (hello, slave-child-trading, etc.). Hicktards never change.
The Church feels safe in attacking gays. The same way lots of people felt safe attacking Jews back in the day (and still do). They are an historically condemned group. If the Church seriously started condemning divorce and adultery, there would be no one lining their coffers.
And my four year old asked me if she could be gay someday and marry a woman and I told her she could be whatever she wanted as long as she was a good person. Hmmmph.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 1:45am.
He doesn't have homosexuals porn on pics of men having sex with little boys or girls
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EXCUSE ME? NOT EVERY GAY PERSON ABUSES CHILDREN!!!!!
STRAIGHT MEN & WOMEN DO IT TOO!!!
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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 26, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 26, 2008 - 8:45pm.
See, I kinda want a gay child.
Please adopt me! I'm good with fixing things and once the spackle has dried, I can suggest wonderful color schemes to make that tired cage look new again.
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Done! You are officially my DListed gay child...Now, tell me the truth, do pastels wash me out, and am I wearing the right shade of eye shadow?
Or wait, are you gayelle? Ok, Ok, I gotcha, how often do I REALLY need to change the oil in my car? And can you build me a house for the 78 cats I'm bound to have as an old lady with a $50.00 Home Depot gift card?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm just going to pray my child grows up to be intelligent and open minded and doesn't say unintelligible shit that makes me say huh? ....you know, like "when I am out an about in school I saw two heterosexuals"
gay? not so bad. stupid? that's a problem.
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damnit.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 1:40am.
When a priest/molester play's with a little boy/girl most likely he will play with other little boy/girls and when he grows up will do the same thing to another little boy. This is called learned behavior
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WRONG. I was abused by my father step father & I have NO desire to molest children. "Learned behaviour"?? You are sick. Really you are.
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I don't know what a gay parent will do but kissing in front of a 5 year boy is a no, no.
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Wrong! Is it wrong for a htero couple to kiss infront of a child? No. Same goes for gays.
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Going to bed in front of the kids should be a no, no.
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It's wrong IF you shag INFRONT of the child (Gay/straight/whatever) I have never met a couple (gay OR straight) who made their children watch them have sex.
What people do in their BEDROOMS, is NO ONE's business but THEIRS.
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Again, how do you tell child don't do as I do, do as I say yet they see you doing it for the million of times and it is acceptable.
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Like I said before, you DON'T do that. Children can make their own minds up. They are a hell of alot smarter than most people give them credit for.
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Please explain to me a parent who smokes in front of their child will the child be mostly likely to try to smoke?
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Not 100& of the time. Does the child of a drunk decide to be drunk? Or does the child see the affect being a drunk is having on the parent & decide NOT to go down that path?
Just because your parents do somthing, DOES NOT MEAN, you will grow up do it.
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Yes, I don't won't a gay son. I don't want a lesbonic daughter.
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Please don't have kids.
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I saw my cousins this weekend and happy that they are homosexuals but I just don't want one for daughter or son. Their parents are not happy but they shrug their shoulders and keep it moving. I don't want to shrug my shoulders.
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If you truly LOVE your child, it DOESN'T MATTER what their sexuailty is! If you don't like, tough shit honey.
You are disgusting trash you that? It's peopel like YOU who should give up their children. I hope you never, EVER have children. You don't deserve them.
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We can all watch yours when you give them up, like a reality show and follow them around and see what happens.
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
when you have a lesbionic daughter, does that mean she can run at 60 mph and jump from tall building and crunch cans with her right hand?
hmmm, raised by gay rich parents? raised by broke straight parents? or raised by Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson?
the answer is clear....Team Ricky!
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I don't expect rocket scientists to work at McDonald's for minimum wage....but I do expect people to know the difference between bacon and sausage, damnit.
Submitted by speakit on August 26, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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SPEAK IT, Speakit!
... hmmm, & SickCockWoodyAllen writes exactly like this one chick on a slash forum who was angry at herself for slash fic being the only thing that got her off enough to fuck her husband later on, because she was "saved" and "gay men have an agenda."
Seriously, when gossip's slow, slash forums are the place to go for precious time burnage.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 26, 2008 - 8:45pm.
See, I kinda want a gay child.
Please adopt me! I'm good with fixing things and once the spackle has dried, I can suggest wonderful color schemes to make that tired cage look new again.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I draw a line on dumb hicktards 'to take care of behbehs' but hicktards just keep on breeding and speeding. Such is life.
See, I kinda want a gay child. I mean, really, my gay son coming with me to my hairdresser's would SO settle the "warm or cool" highlight debate forever...And my gay daughter could change the oil in my car and fix the crack in the foudation in my home or whatever gayelles do...Yeah, I don't have children for fear they will be straight...Ugh. No.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Popus, we aready been through this. Just becuase the editor is gay doesn't mean his site is not fun to visit and comment. He doesn't have homosexuals porn on pics of men having sex with little boys or girls. Yes I have a pic of two men entertwine, I like seeing men naked and their bodies are to die for. I never said I don't like homosexuals, I draw the line for them to take care of babies.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Stick a cock in it, Stick A Cock in Woody Allen. And close your closet door, the fetid air is nasty.
P.S. -- have two college friends whose parents were ho-mo-SEXOOO-ALLS, both are on tax brackets I suspect you can't even fathom exist. AND they're quite happy-joy-joy last time I checked.