Don't Rain On Ricky Martin's Turkey Baster Baby Parade!

Some Catholic cardinal is getting all bitchy with Ricky Martin because he used a surrogate mother to carry his twin boys.

The cardinal of Honduras compared the way Ricky became a father to raising cattle. Oscar Andres Rodriguez said: "What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can't just buy or rent life. It's even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it." Um....does Cardinal Oscar know about Saint Angelina? He's probably been warned by the powers above not to say anything bad about her or else he may disappear in a cloud of smoke!

Cardinal Oscar isn't the only one who thinks Ricky Martin is a sinner. Mexican talkshow host Esteban Arce said: “Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud him. He’s a degenerate, and I feel sorry for those kids. I don’t think it’s right to deny children of maternal figures, just because you have a big ego. These kids are going to be raised without mothers."

Whatever. Ricky is going to be a wonderful mother. Who says you need to be raised by two parents to turn out right? I mean, my father didn't help raise me and look how I ---- bad example.

And there's nothing wrong with being a degenerate! All my friends and family members are degenerates!

Although, these dumb hos may have a point. Instead of using a surrogate, Ricky should have called me up instead. I would have helped him out. I'm pretty sure my non-existent eggs are busted up, but we could have tried all night and all day. I believe in miracles.....and butt sex.

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