Tuesday, August 26th 2008
One Big Happy Family
I've decided for myself that Pill-Poppin' Abdul and the new chick hate each other. HATE each other. Like a "I think about opening a hot curling iron in your asshole" kind of hate. I don't know this for a fact, but it's the only way I can accept the new chick. Look at Paula. If she wasn't Robitrippin so hard, she'd slap the new chick with her good hand. Her other hand is always numb from all ze Vicodin. And the new chick is softly praying to herself, "Please help me find a way to not whip this crackie's ass. I just got this job!"
Here's the new and maybe-improved "American Idol" family at the NYC audition today. Simon Cowell's manchichis are looking so perky. I bet he has some duct tape holding up those things.
Wenn
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 26, 2008 - 9:25pm.
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KOOM BA YAAAAH my LAWD, kooom BA YAH!
You can practically hear Randy saying, "Dawg!"
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
damn! randy's hips and ass are as wide as all outside...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
They missed the boat on this one - they shoulda added Whitney Houston as the fourth judge. MAYHEM!!!!
She would say "Aw HELL to the no!" everytime some fool tried to sing one of her songs.
Randy's been eating a few sangwiches lately.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 26, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Well, God knows you're all about bringing people together. Why don't you head back over that way and spread the joy where you can do the most good...feel free to picture Blaine and Antoine rolling their eyes while you're at it...
& all I can say about Paula at this point is "EMILIO, TAKE HER AWAAAAY!"
I can't lie. Paula is the best looking person in the picture! Randy got big again. Simon's got mantits. And the other chick is just bland. I guess liquor is a good preservative....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
Oh, I was referring to the side of the screen on the butt and lez.
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OT - but, this woman's butt and the two porn lezzies are really hurting my eyes. I think the person living above me is having terrible gas in the tub. OK. Done.
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ugh, coming from the Ricky Martin forum reminds me why many a 'mo man stays in the closet, or on the down-low about their gay sexy times. There's some nasty pieces of work out there ready to lynch them, most likely because they make them horny and the bible done told em that's not right. *sigh*
Cowell is such a closet homo, he gives tommygirl a run for his money.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Poor Ryan Seacrest.
He'll still be the shortest person on the show.
Couldn't they have found a judge who is shorter than he is?
tick tock tick tock. What's that sound? The clock running out on Paula's AI career...
Umbertooooo!
Bottom pic of Randy looks like he trying to explain Lezzy scissoring technique.
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Damn! Paula's boobs have fallen and they can't get up.
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What the fuck is up with Simon's left leg? Is he morphing into Tiny Tim, or what?? God bless us, every one!!
Fat Randy's watch is the same color as his favorite food...a banana, if you catch my drift
Submitted by speakit: "It's never a good idea for a large man to wear his waist measurement on a belt buckle."
Thanks. Now there are little flecks of peanut butter on my monitor.
Even with this new chick, Simon Cowell still has the biggest tits on the show.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who is the taller Abdul? Are they going to have four judges?..confused.
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I have NEVER seen a single episode. Nor will I torture myself. I am in hell over the Heidi video and any further aggravation could be the end.
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It's never a good idea for a large man to wear his waist measurement on a belt buckle.
this show still on? sad
Simon's wearing a tee-shirt with a built-in bra.
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