Hot Slut Of The Day!

That's a funny looking cat.

More Spaghetti Cat!

More Spaghetti Cat!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU, MK!!!!!!!!

**MWAH!***

I can die now. :)

God, I wish I had more time to spend here today! Dammit! I wanna talk about Timmy... Oh, arrgh, I'll be back later... :D
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

WHen I was a little girl, I was almost kicked out of Catholic School because the nuns said I had no fear of god or hell. WTF, I lived in ghetto BedSty. After some of the things I saw in that neighborhood I had little fear of the unknown.

ANyway, the only thing that would get me to listen was when my father would tell me I couldn't watch Lassie on Sunday. I'd stop acting like the spawn of Satan and behave until the credits rolled. Problem was, we didn't have a TV and I had to go to a friends house to watch the program. When she moved away, my father, who couldnt afford a TV went out and stole one just so he could hold that threat over my head. I'd rather he would have sold the TV and got me a real Lassie, but what the hell, beggars can't be choosers

Oooohhhh you got me all excited for a minute there.

I thought FINALLY! LASSIE makes it to HSOTD !!!

but noooo-ooo. It's just some stupid grown up kid whose ass LASSIE had to keep saving
cause he couldn't keep himself out of trouble for two minutes. :)

Clearly Lassie was finally able to pull Timmy from the BOTOX well...albeit just a tad too late.

ImpertinentVixen,
Your post made me instantly rerun in my head the Izzard bit about Lassie, Flippie, Skippie, Toothie (the not so friendly shark)!!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Lulu is a cool name for that hot bitch.

I agree with the other Dlisters that mentioned Timmy looks like an aging porn star--turned hairdresser for the blue hair Florida crowd.

timmy's not in the well...timmy looks like a flamboyant hairedresser...and lulu looks like she saying, "the name is lulu, not lassie, bitches"
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

I thought the slut was Lassie for like 10 seconds until I read the story...

I would have chosen the Lassie dog thought..

I guess it could be argued that Roddy McDowell was the first 'Timmy' even though the character's name was 'Joe'. (Don't forget Liz Taylor as Priscilla!)
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on August 27, 2008 - 6:11am.
Ummmm, wasn't Tommy Rettig the original 'Timmy'?
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Except that Tommy played someone called Jeff Miller on earlier episodes.

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Arf arf arf!

Timmy's in a well? A mine? A bonbon factory? What?

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Mrs. Carraclough: Oh, well. You may as well know it right off. Lassie won't be waiting for you at school anymore.

Joe Carraclough: Why not? What's happened?

Mrs. Carraclough: Because she's sold; that's why not.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Fantastic. Now I have that stupid show intro stuck in my head. "John Provost as Timmy... and, of course, Lassie!"

What the hell happened to Bob Ross getting a HSOTD nomination? I thought we were rallying for it.

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

Lassie, what a bitch!

(I am aware that the real Lassies were male, but if Elton can be one...)

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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

Pretty dog... stash man...um not so much. Loved Lassie though so it's all good
Morning fellow ho's and hodet's

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Ummmm, wasn't Tommy Rettig the original 'Timmy'?

Lassie, help! Timmy's in the well!

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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.