Solange, Solange, Solange....
Maybe Solange's vision isn't working so well because she's been stuffed down in the basement for so long without any light. What is the meaning of this? Once again, she ruins a fine outfit with just a touch of fuckery. And by "she ruins" I mean Beyonce told her to wear that shit. It looks like she got mad at Beyonce so she kicked a baby skunk in the ass and got stuck.
Beyonce probably took some of her old weave hair, superglued it to some Payless shoes and told Solange that this was some limited-edition shit straight from Tokyo. Solange was hesistant at first and said, "Are you sure these shoes didn't come from that fake Bigfoot costume? They kind of smell like fish guts and moonshine." Beyonce gave her the eye roll and responded, "Do you want to go back to the basement?"
Here's my girl Solange looking lovely from the calves up at TRL in NYC yesterday.
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i can't decide which of these ghetto tarts i despise most beyonce or this clown.... oh and solange and beyonce please quit the every thursday and friday night bleaching sessons. its begining to be too much.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
those look just like my comfy slippers!
sometimes I do wear them out in public, to Dollar General....
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She is beyond fugly.
I hate this girl now. She thinks she is a trendsetter that puts pple in their place.
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I feel bad for her.
I don't blame her for being bitter.
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She DEFINITLY the PRETTIER sista- but homegirl is a dumbass. For reals! A fucktard always wears shoes like that :)
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Where's glamorous Shauna? Get SoLozenge some Lucite heels!
Her video sucks hard! She looks like she has a lithium twitch and bitch can not sing. Bouncy can't either but she had 2 singers covering for her screeeeeeeeeeeeching ass.
Solange would be better off shopping at Ross than taking Beyonce's discarded hand-me-downs.
Those shoes are preposterous.
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It's like she get all of beyonce's wardrobe left overs.....
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Is It me or is she getting lighter like her sister and princess RhiRhi??
She TRIES wayy to hard to be soo different from Beyonce..but in the end, she knows deep down inside her sad lil heart, she wishes she was just like her sister...
it's either beyonce's old weave or she just got an all over wax and here's the result.
those shoes are as nasty as crocks and uggs.
LMAO...this so too damn funny.
Hey, at least she took off the pink tights...
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I'm just wondering if they make bigfoot sound effects when she walks...
That dress is the fierceness though =)
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I can't believe she actually went out in public looking like a delusional retard. At least her hair & makeup are presentable. Sadness :(
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Wasn't she wearing that belt with the hideous tights outfit? Maybe the belt will become as lengendary as SS'S lucite heels.
ACK!! Hooves!!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 27, 2008 - 10:23am.
She has Beyonce's old weaves on her feet. Way to go green, Solange!
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LMAO!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I love D-Listed Solange posts. I laugh every time. I just picture Beyonce saying those things, "Girl this is some limited edition shit straight from Harajuku. I wanted to wear them myself, but I'll let you have them."
You're just a virgin who can't drive.
Oh, my. The poor dear. There are no words...
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She has Beyonce's old weaves on her feet. Way to go green, Solange!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I was scrolling down and thought Solange looked fine, then saw those shoes and screamed, "Holy shit!"
The Voodoo Chile used to have a pair of bedroom slippers like that ... my chihuahua attacked them every time she wore them.
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Someone needs to check and make sure Spaghetti Cat is still alive-- it looks like someone may have killed him to make these shoes.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She's gonna get a call from PETA for promoting the abuse of yorkshire puppies as slippers.
The dress is lovely though.
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She has to get attention somehow, the singing sure isn't doing it!
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
She has Demi Moore's crotch on her feet.
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Looks like she's channeling her inner Clydesdale. With Solange, SJP, Heidi, and Heigel, we'd have a pretty good team. Puke.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Who knows, maybe she's hoping to land a role in the next hobbit movie.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I don't like any of it. Solange has gorgeous legs!
YES! love a wake-n-bake :)
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Rawr back at ya babe! Um, you might want to follow that up with a Clorox wipe. I'm on Day #5 of cold straight out of MK's asshole!
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Everything was fine until I scrolled down to those Clydesdale hooves on her feet. Designers are laughing all the way to the bank over the crap they can get these clueless moneybags to wear. And this is Solange, so I'm pretty sure she didn't get them for free!
She's wearing Tribble shoes!
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@YourMom.. HAHA!! I loved your lil poem/song/doodle/rhyme.. lol.. On that note *rolls a dlist joint*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie- MUAH! That was one hairy bitch of a sidecar...
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That smokie tokie okie!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Solange...run...hide...strike a pose...do anything. But, whatever you do tell Chewbacca that you don't roll like that.
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So much money and so little taste
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*sigh*...the dress is cute, but wtf with the shoes? those are shoes or are they a small furry creature force to carry solange around...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
okie! i know! all the awesome sluts in the am today!
madam s - she does look like a damn clydesdale!! hahaha!! ( im sure i spelled that shit wrong.. im lazy ok!?!?!?!)
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just the ugliest belt ever is all it is and give my moms back her house slippers ho.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
@Uvula!! LMAO @ your contest Win!! funny stuff!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!