The Twin Messiahs Are Fine
If your a reporter and you're interviewing Brad Pitt, if you don't ask how the chosen ones are doing, a curse will be placed on you. I'm pretty sure of it. At a press conference for "Burn After Reading" in Venice, Brad was asked how the chosen ones are doing. He said, "The twins are fine." He then raised his glass of holy water, toasted and took a sip. Half of the room fainted.
When Brad said they were fine, he really meant, "They can speak 10 languages, they are on their way to finding the cure for cancer and they just qualified for the Olympics in 2012. They will compete in every single event."
George Clooney, who was also at the press conference, was asked the question he always gets asked. When is he going to get married and have kids? He said, "I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I've ever been asked that question. I'm getting married and having children today." Brad added, "And until then, I'll be sharing mine with him." Seriously, they should just get married to each other already.
Here's the two old goats at the Venice Film Festival today. Brad, please burn that hat after wearing. Thank you. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite ginge shemalien, Tilda Swinton.
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I never thought I'd actually say this but, George is starting to look like an old goat.
Maybe they should do a remake to "Grumpy Old Men"!
The sexy is fizzling on George. Brad fizzled out in 2005.
Those two so need to be married instead ...Brad's a FOOL! They must hold hands under the table like Heath and Jakey-Poo did!
Your face!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Brad is about to watch his philanthrophic endeavors go down the tubes. Gustav is on his way into the Louisiana by Tues morning if a high doesn't change his path.
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I thought the same thing! I'm sure he'll find a new project though... and his own home in New Orleans will be up for sale in no time. What a shame, those people must be shitting bricks right about now. Let's wish them alot of luck w/this storm. Asshole Pitt should've just raised money to build them houses in another state!
Clooney's an ass.
Submitted by r5bales on August 27, 2008 - 8:47pm.
sonah22 ... i think AJ like the idea of being the classic "Movie Star" who is attracted to the "Grungy Everyman." When you look at the W photos, that seems to be the message they are trying to deliver. Whether it is tongue in cheek or not, that seems to be it.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
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Good pint r5bales...but the truth is backwards! He was the class act while she was the grungy one, and now they both just look plain trashy. Yeah what you makes sense because since AJ has been trying to whore out a mother teresa image, she has had to change her style to more socialite/Jackie O. I understand that since she's meeting with all those UN folks. And now I see that she's trying to make Brad look cool to keep her appeal to that young male audience, and he's trying to do that also. But omg, look at these pictures- he's trying soooo hard! WEIRD.
Brad is about to watch his philanthrophic endeavors go down the tubes. Gustav is on his way into the Louisiana by Tues morning if a high doesn't change his path.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
If George Clooney's smugness was food, there would no world hunger.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
No offense, Bradiful Bitch, (because you're cool and consistently crack my shit up), but I think Brad sucks. Always have, always will. He's totally that good-looking guy that you approach at a party, and regret your decision two minutes in because his vacuousness just crushes your soul. Also? He has major moron face.
"George Clooney bugs me. Actually, all these mf's are bugging me today."
I'm right there with you, tangerine. He just seems so fucking insincere. He's the typical back-slapping politician. He always knows your name, and is very charming, but would push you in front of a Metro bus if it meant getting even an inch ahead of everyone else.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
sonah22 ... i think AJ like the idea of being the classic "Movie Star" who is attracted to the "Grungy Everyman." When you look at the W photos, that seems to be the message they are trying to deliver. Whether it is tongue in cheek or not, that seems to be it.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
What I love about all the recent Venice pics is how STUCK UP ArmPitt looks. I mean, could you get any cockier? But in the end he just looks like a wannabe in that ridiculous outfit. What's up with Skankalena wanting them to look classy? Like um...he's from the south and you're just from LA- just be honest here- that's more classy than trying so hard.
Clooney's young partly because he's honest with himself about not wanting kids and just focusing on work. And fucking.
"favorite ginge shemalian". No one, and I mean no one, has quite the talent for a witty turn of phrase as the sex-ay Michael K.
I love you Michael K. Even though I am a lesbian I want to rub peanut butter all over you and lick it off!
According to IMDB Brad also said that they want another two kids, I think it was by next year or some shit, so expect more child whoring out in magazines.
Will it never end?? I need a holiday.
Submitted by Capitanne on August 27, 2008 - 1:11pm.
My brother-in-law, who is about 5'11", was walking to work one day and saw BP and a crew shooting some scenes for some movie. BP was totally smoking, too, and this is post AJ. Lol. Anyway, I asked specifically if my brother-in-law found him short bc I know those Hollywood people can lie about their height. For all we know, Brad Pitt could be Tom Cruise sized. But no, he said they were about the same height. Don't know how accurate any of this is, though, unless you stand people back to back.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
SUPER TRUE
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 27, 2008 - 5:35pm.
HE WEARS HATS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THE HAIR COLOR SHE MADE HIM DYE HIS HAIR TO PREVENT HIM FROM LOOKING LIKE SHILOH
Submitted by Paige123 on August 27, 2008 - 5:40pm
LOL BEING JOLIES EVIL SPAWNS THOSES ARE THE LIES THEY WILL TELL TO GET INTO OFFICE
AJ adopts kids from foreign countries bc/ they would never let her adopt here in the USA. She is to CRAZY!!!!!!!!
ps:
You forgot to mention the messiahs will be the next presidents of the world
They will make the world a peaceful place w/no war /no crime (in a few years)
They will stop global warming(in a few years)
Because of them we will all have hybrid cars
Everybody will be literate world wide
They will save the rain forest(all of them)
Our schools will great & we will have universal healthcare
Why does he wear hats? If you are going to wear a hat - make it a cowboy hat. Not a Bob Hope hat.
George Clooney bugs me. Actually, all these mf's are bugging me today.
It's gonna cost him a fortune to untangle himself from her. And I don't mean a small fortune either. He's going to the cleaners when they're done.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
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OH BRADLEY, LOOK AT WHAT SHE HAS TURN YOU INTO ITS A PITY, THERES STILL HOPE FOR YOU TO SAVE YOUR SOUL
She had to do that honey, otherwise he would still be desirable to other women. And we know how hard it is for him to keep it in his panties. I mean any girl with a gun and a push-up bra could come along and *POOF* he's gone.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
OH BRADLEY, LOOK AT WHAT SHE HAS TURN YOU INTO ITS A PITY, THERES STILL HOPE FOR YOU TO SAVE YOUR SOUL.
2 more kids by next year? Those two had better keep on working their tails off or they're gonna go broke what with all the expenses of food, clothing and psychiatrists.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
isn't this the same outfit we've seen Brad in while hanging out with Zahara and his mom a few weeks ago and again he had the same shirt and hat on with the boys the other day? This dude needs a fashion overhaul - atleast on the red carpet! Hate to say it but this schmuck's wardrobe was never the same after he left the ex. I'm not trying to sound shallow but it wouldn't hurt to take some pride in the way you look.
And when did he say they were adding 2 more kids to the massive child collection they have now? What a fool. It would almost seem that since these two idiots told everyone and anyone that would listen to them that they wanted a soccer team - it's too late to go back on their word now. Who the f*ck in their right frame of mind wants 8 children within such a short time frame? I guess morons that have tons of money and can pawn them off on nannies are who.
DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 2:41pm
The trailers make me laugh every time....
*inhales the waffles*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Tilda Swinton is a goddess of interplanetary proportions!
She can do no wrong.
Brad on the other hand, needs some eyework - stat!
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Bradi,
I feel your pain. That she-creature has sucked the hot right out of him.
Care for a concellation waffle with strawberries and ice cream?
ps New movie looks like it is going to be good. Never forget when it comes to box office, Brad is the breadwinner in the family...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
*sneaks back in thread, shoots spit wads at The Brad haters*
GEORGE, SAVE THE BRAD!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Another thing: is Brad entered in the Terence Howard/Benecio Del Toro Look-Alike Contest? 'Cause, really - those guys look like rainbow triplets now.
Rojo Caliente and Hot Ginge have just exploded with rage over your admission of love for Tilda, Mikey. Tsk, tsk.
way to go, tilda, another AMAZING couture outfit that shows creativity and ingenuity and craftsmanship are not dead yet!
Brad looks friggin' ugly compared to george clooney.
Submitted by KidL on August 27, 2008 - 1:41pm.
thats because, selling baby pics is the new way for them to make money and stay in the limelight
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Wow, George is taller than Brad. Are his lifts higher? A friend of mine met George in NY and said he was 5'8" maybe. So the Adonis Brad Pitt is a midget?
Now Stu-Pitt is saying he and AJ want two more kids by next year. This isn't funny or cute. This is fucking disturbing. For the love of God, these two need to stop collecting kids like they were matchboxes and get a new hobby.
Why doesn't the reporter just whip out a fertility idol and start dancing around screaming "conform or DIE!"
I stopped being disgusted by the ridiculous insulting personal questions people ask when you don't have bratz and refuse to stop the crime of being single.
Now I just respond with, "When are you going to get checked for HIV?" or other intimate and embarrassing shit that usually makes them STFU.
You know Clooney has to use all his restraint not to tell these fuckwits to stfu. Who needs a mother in law when you've got the paps? LOL!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
love me some george.
poor brad. sexyness all gone.
tilda=real talent.
Poor stu-pitt he look like crap, its bad enough the demon made him dye his hair because shiloh look too much liked him, but all the stress, emotinal turmoil have caused him to look older. even clooney look younger than him
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
George and Brad look awful. Tilda needs a stylist. She is gorgeous but the look she's created for herself distracts from her beauty. How about something between Kate Hepburn and Posh, severe with a little pretty. She doesn't have to do anymore auditioning for the weird niche. She can have her pick of indie and mainstream roles. She'll be working forever.
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Tilda has beautiful bone structure and is great looking. Some brow color and lip-stain wouldn't go amiss, but whatever. She's the femme version of Freya Beha Erichsen.
"Manly, yes, but I like it, too."
Brad, on the other hand, is looking more douchey by the second.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
hey Brad puff on a cigar, and I'll buy that used car cheap.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
I love them both...Besides the fact that they're great actors...they're both so cute.
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*goes to Xxyxz's house* hmm, Did she say Porn and Toilet paper.. Niiice! nice..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 10:35am.
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