The Twin Messiahs Are Fine
If your a reporter and you're interviewing Brad Pitt, if you don't ask how the chosen ones are doing, a curse will be placed on you. I'm pretty sure of it. At a press conference for "Burn After Reading" in Venice, Brad was asked how the chosen ones are doing. He said, "The twins are fine." He then raised his glass of holy water, toasted and took a sip. Half of the room fainted.
When Brad said they were fine, he really meant, "They can speak 10 languages, they are on their way to finding the cure for cancer and they just qualified for the Olympics in 2012. They will compete in every single event."
George Clooney, who was also at the press conference, was asked the question he always gets asked. When is he going to get married and have kids? He said, "I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I've ever been asked that question. I'm getting married and having children today." Brad added, "And until then, I'll be sharing mine with him." Seriously, they should just get married to each other already.
Here's the two old goats at the Venice Film Festival today. Brad, please burn that hat after wearing. Thank you. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite ginge shemalien, Tilda Swinton.
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Brad is such a douche. I wish he'd stop wearing all those goofy hats, they just make him look even more dopier than he already is. Clooney's ok, at least he can act.
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Go, he is getting uglier and uglier. Maybe he should stop having kids now. Obviously, they don't agree with him. Geez... I wish he would just go away.
*pees on FatMartha's Dorm computer* there, try it now, it will work better for you!! Pee fixes everything.. *skips to next pee appointment*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
@LCT: What about peeing? *checks her Depends* I think I'm all set in that department.
Good morning, Stoney!
I am having sad times because the dorm internet SUCKS and it takes foreverrrr and a day to load Dlisted. :'[
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Hi5.
"She's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!" - MK on 8-26-08
@LCT.. *peeing* Now you Go!! *Calling FatMartha's Pee times* Now where is the poo.. I need poo, no poo, Never any poo when I need it. *cries in LCT's pretty yellow pee pee*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Brad looks like he just returned from Cuba with a kilo of blow.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Yeah, Tilda's an eye-pecker.
Hey Martha!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 27, 2008 - 10:27am.
Damn, Brad looks bad. Clooney, however, just gets better w/ age.
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Brad is an idiot and a monkey's ass. As for Mr. Clooney what a fine wine of a man.
Tilda Swinton is a terrific actress but she is FUGLY and wears the most hideous clothes I have ever seen.
Tilda's no fun because she's got no lips. You can't flick or rub her lips and go "lippee lippee lippee!" like I do with my golden retriever and my boyfriend, as well.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 9:48am.
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What's NOT to love about a guy named Tbag??
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008 - 10:42am.
LCT!!!! *dances around happily peeing* oh I shouldn't pee,, but I got toooo excited!
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OKIE! I have to pee too, so you pee, then I'll pee on your pee, then FatMartha can pee on my pee, and then eventually someone will poo on it and it'll be magical!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Uvula congrats on your funny caption
naw, it's my one handed bf, Tbag from Prison Break. I lurv him so!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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*waves to everyone* Good morning, dearies. How is everyone?
Who is Tilda Whatsit anyways? She's one of those "D-listed celebs" that I've never heard of until I came here. =S
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Hi5.
"She's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!" - MK on 8-26-08
Snowy- Jason Lee in Dogma in the av or no?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
TIlda reminds me of a very pissed off and dangerous bird that will peck my eyes out if I get too close to it.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I don't think Tilda is some great beauty but she has a really cool look and she's an awesome actress. I first remember her from Orlando where she played a man and a woman.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
LCT!!!! *dances around happily peeing* oh I shouldn't pee,, but I got toooo excited!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Brad's looking very old in the eye area.
Submitted by Stoney on August 27, 2008 - 10:37am.
Am I the only bitch up in here with eyes? You guys, I'm sorry but Tilda Swinton has to be the ugliest white woman I ever saw in my LIFE.
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Thank God someone else thinks so. She gives me nervous direar.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
No matter how many children Brad makes with the Succubus woman, or how many times George acts like an 18 year old committment-phobe, Ocean's 11 can fully refeem them. Yum.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Stoney on August 27, 2008 - 10:37am.
Am I the only bitch up in here with eyes? You guys, I'm sorry but Tilda Swinton has to be the ugliest white woman I ever saw in my LIFE.
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Not the ugliest, but she has a big slice of the fug. That outfit isn't helping.
Submitted by Stoney on August 27, 2008 - 8:37am.
Am I the only bitch up in here with eyes? You guys, I'm sorry but Tilda Swinton has to be the ugliest white woman I ever saw in my LIFE.
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Amen to that.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I like Clooney, he's not as annoying as Pittstain. However, I would respect them both more if they just admitted that they love each other already, like MK said and finally got together.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Am I the only bitch up in here with eyes? You guys, I'm sorry but Tilda Swinton has to be the ugliest white woman I ever saw in my LIFE.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Thanks to Tilda, we know what Clay Aiken will look like in about 15 years.
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I am thinkeng I want Gorje Cloonee to put his Italian sossage into my hidden treshure cove.
I admire George Clooney for being smart enough to use birth control. Maybe he's had a vasectomy. He doesn't want KIDS. Smart man.
There's plenty of people out there who don't feel the need to breed.
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Damn, Brad looks bad. Clooney, however, just gets better w/ age.
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Forget the wives, the kids, the boyfriends, all of it. Brad Pitt and George Clooney are two sexy men upon whom I enjoy gazing. I could easily watch "Ocean's 11" once a day.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bradley needs to start leaving the hats at home. He looks like a bucket-head in all of these pics.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Pitt looks like a clown.
why do people worry about when others should get married and have kids....marriage and kids are not for everybody...and atleast some people have the balls to not commit themselves into something that is not meant for them...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Tilda Swinton, thats one lucky woman, can act too.
Tilda Swinton is a goddess...love her!
Those other two idiots....blech!
It's a good thing Angelina has her own money, because Brad is looking for the escape hatch as we speak.
She can hire a Manny. That Perry guy that worked for Twatney Spears for 5 minutes, for example.
He was hot. Where IS that man?!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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shemalien!
awesome.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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HA! Old Spice is right!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Tilda looks reletively normal for her, I love her shoes!
Brad and George should just go ahead and stroke each other at a press conference and get it out of the way - the whole world knows they do it in private.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
AS IF geaorge even has sex with females!!!!!
Wake up and sniff his ass!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
AJP Clooney to me smells like ass and old spice (even tho I'm sure he doesn't wear it) and mothballs and denturecreme.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
George looks skinny, Brad looks like a fucking idiot.
george doesn't want kids people...he has the italian boys...yummy
Why are people so pressed to get Clooney married with children, if that is not what he wants leave him alone. Too many miserable ass married couples and unhappy families in the world.
I love Tilda Swinton, she´s so hot in out of this world sort of way.
And Brad and George make a cute couple... I keep thinking about this qoute I read from Ian McKellen: "I've had enough of being a gay icon! I've had enough of all this hard work, because, since I came out, I keep getting all these parts, and my career's taken off. I want a quiet life. I'm going back into the closet. But I can't get back into the closet, because it's absolutely jam-packed full of other actors".
damn.. george is HOT. brad looks old..time to retire Pitt.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 27, 2008 - 8:43am.
GOOD MORNING my ginge goddess!
Her outfit is GORGEOUS. She's GORGEOUS.
And even though the promos for this new Coen Brothers film looks suspect, I may lay my eyeballs on it...if only for Tilda and Francis McDormand.
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Say it loud and proud!
The Coen brothers have never disappointed with their films. I'm going to to see this, too.
Pitt looks like a cardboard cutout. Was he really there with Clooney? Clooney, please save the Pitt.
I would like to add that when i look at clooney i smell ass.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.