Wednesday, August 27th 2008
Jenny Aniston Is Totally Getting Married
It looks like Jennifer Aniston's Second Life boyfriend finally popped the question! He asked her while they were both flying across a volcano. He told her to go pick out the prettiest Cracker Jack box ring she could find. He's the one. I know it!
Jenny Aniston wore a ring on her left knitting claw yesterday which means she's engaged and knocked up. Right? Or maybe she forgot to take off the ring after her daily afternoon fake wedding to one of her cats. "This is the way she wash our paw....wash our paw..."
Here's newly engaged Jenny going to lunch with Woody Allen at Madeo. Woody Allen?! Jen! I know your options are dwindling, but Woody fucking Allen?!
Wenn
Submitted by Chicaloca on August 29, 2008 - 7:12am.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Drinksonme on August 28, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Lol
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 27, 2008 - 10:33am.
Funny you should mention Uma Thurman she has Stephen Huvane as her publicist also. He like reps 29 clients which I believe is way too many.
Any ways lets make this happen for reals!
TEAM STAMISTON!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Peaches: I'm with you! This John Stamos and Jen thing needs to take off. lol! He's such a hotty. I never really looked at him before but like I said, I saw him on the Bob Saget Roast and he was gorgeous. An awesome smile, nice tan, beautiful eyes and still YOUNG looking! He blows that Pitt stain out of the water. He looks like a real man not like the jock strap Jolie is banging. Pitt may have been looked at as sexy by some but John Stamos is handsome. No airbrushing necessary. Rebecca must've had marbles in her eyes to walk away from that!
Well aniston and stamos both got their hearts broken by their ex-spouses, they could probably identify with each other! If we keep writing about it, their publicists or whoever will see it eventually and at least set them up on a date. If you write it on an imdb message board for Jen or John stamos they usually check that stuff over there! Industry people are known to check out and even secretly write messages on the imdb message boards
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When Jen and angelina are without makeup, Jen is actually the prettier one after all! In the pictures I've seen of her without makeup, angelina has really bad dark circles under her eyes!
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Submitted by paris herpes on August 28, 2008 - 12:49am.
Jennifer needs to have children STAT before she becomes irrelevant! That IS her living nightmare!
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I hate to disagree... but I will. "NEEDS to have children before she becomes irrelevant"? What century are you living in? Yes, we know that having babies and selling them on magazine covers has become the NORM in hollyweird, however, maybe she's actually holding out for a husband before she becomes a mother. Again, not everyone likes to walk through life, 6 children in tow, without a legitimate husband. Maybe George Clooney better have kids before he becomes irrelevant too?hmmm, there's a double standard.
Jennifer needs to have children STAT before she becomes irrelevant! That IS her living nightmare!
Your face!
@laladida
NO ONE LABLED THE FILTHY WHORE A SLUT, SHE LABLED HERSELF. "NICE GIRLS" DO NOT CONSTANTLY GO AROUND AND THEIR CO-STARS AND BREAK UP PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS AND TRAP MEN INTO ADOPTING KIDS SHE DID THAT WITH BILLY BOB AND DID THE SAME WITH BRAD. IF ANYTHING JENNIFER IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO BRANGELINA BECAUSE THEY EXPLIOT THAT MARRIAGE AS MUCH AS THEY EXPLOIT THEIR CHILDREN
I was talking about Jennifer Aniston, not Angelina Jolie, when I said:
And for the people who say "she's labeled as a slut"--who has labeled her a slut? She'll always be the nice girl, no matter what.
Either way, none of us really know these people so none of this matters anyway.
Submitted by mharker on August 27, 2008 - 4:29pm.
@laladida
I was talking about Jennifer Aniston, not Angelina Jolie, when I said that. Either way, none of us really know these people so none of this matters anyway.
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and besides, neither one of them is worth typing in all caps.
I save that for the peeps who deserve it, yo.
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LMAO MK, god you are on top form today.
Unfortunately you also brought out all the Jenhens/Jeniloonies with this one lol. Now there'll be big fights between the brangiloonies and the jeniloonies.
*Leaves thread quickly before the crazies get really riled up. lol*
Maybe that is one of her favorite rings. I have one that is my ultimate favorite, but I wear it on my right hand.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I never realized this before: JA/AJ - that is strange!
OMFG, MK- Get a grip, girl. You got sooooo many others to pick on. Let it go. She has!!!
This bitch is BEAUTIFUL! She has a great body and it's due to working for it, not BUYING IT. Sorry to say that Brad's ass is the fucking loser here!! Glad she doesn't let all the shit talking get her down. She is out living it up! She is a smart, sexy, giving person. And she didn't fuck her way to where she is like the perfect (haha) Jolie.
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
You can call me anything you want just give me her life STAT!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
ALL THE HATERS CAN KISS HER ASS!
Submitted by mharker on August 27, 2008 - 4:06pm.
KEEP DREAMING IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW JENNIFERS MOVIES MAKE WAY MORE THAN JOLIES. HOW IS BRANGELINA THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HER, IF SHE DOESN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEGE THEM, I'VE READ MANY INTERVIEWS ABOUT STILL BRAD TALKING ABOUT HER, AND SHE NEVER EVEN MENTIONS HIM. NO ONE LABLED THE FILTHY WHORE A SLUT, SHE LABLED HERSELF. "NICE GIRLS" DO NOT CONSTANTLY GO AROUND AND THEIR CO-STARS AND BREAK UP PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS AND TRAP MEN INTO ADOPTING KIDS SHE DID THAT WITH BILLY BOB AND DID THE SAME WITH BRAD. IF ANYTHING JENNIFER IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO BRANGELINA BECAUSE THEY EXPLIOT THAT MARRIAGE AS MUCH AS THEY EXPLOIT THEIR CHILDREN
maybe she is going through that stage that all adults go through
poor Jenny
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@K2
Sorry I kind of repeated some things you said. You must be a fast typist.
Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos?? Now that's a match truly made in heaven !!!!
They're both Greek with dark hair and blue eyes... IF they ever have kids... cant imagine how gorgeous the kids will be !!!
They've both been in television series that lasted for years!!! They both look so good these days!!!
Somebody needs to pitch this idea to their people!!
TEAM STAMISTON all the way baby !!!!
Submitted by clay on August 27, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I don't know why everyone gives Ms Aniston such a hard time. She is the one that had a cheating husband. She seems like a normal and down to earth person. She's actually quite appealing and isn't just another Hollywood skank. And she was quite good in her movie roles. She isn't the one portaying herself as a victim, the media is. She is just living her life and looking damn good while doing it. Jealousy is the main factor for all the negativity I'm sure.
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DITTO!!! The tabloids needs to leave this woman alone!!
It's cruel but true--Brangelina's the best thing that's happened to her in the last few years, because she's been living off the pity of people who think she's Rachel on Friends in real life. If the number of people who buy her magazine covers actually saw her movies, she'd be okay. Sure, Brad and Angie have made some bombs, but at least they've had some critical acclaim for A Mighty Heart, Jesse James, The Good Sheperd and probably Burn After Reading.
And for the people who say "she's labeled as a slut"--who has labeled her a slut? She'll always be the nice girl, no matter what.
I've been hoping for her and Stamos for the past 2 years! I think they would be a good fit. But what ever did happen to Matt Dillion? Now I'm curious. You never hear about him or his private life. Last relationship he had was with Cameron Diaz (that I've heard of) and that was over 6 years ago. hmmmm.
And it's a dinky ring. Obviously nothing more than a keepsake that she decided to wear out. Also, why do people pick on her "rachel green" character ... it made her a shitload of money! Don't tell me that Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz and even JOLIE don't play the same types of characters in EVERY film they do. SO why does Jen get picked on for this? It takes alot to move from TV to big screen. She has obviously done it and will continue to do it as long as she's making money for Hollywood. I find it ironic that everyone says she sucks so bad and yet she keeps on working.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 27, 2008 - 2:06pm.
I respect Jen alot, actually. It takes alot to keep your chin up (especially considering hers) and go out day to day being labeled a ho when at the end of the day, no amtter how much I love Angelina...
we all know she could wreck a home quicker than Hurricane Fay!
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ah, true. Have to acknowledge Jolie's Category 5 power pussy, especially circa Gina. However her increasingly trannified face and lumpy lips makes me wonder if Lisa Rinna is her long-lost twin.
I think John Stamos is on the DL with Perez anyways.....
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@Clarisse,
TEAM STAMISTON!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Rocket,
Hmmm. Dillon may have a bit too much, uh, shall we say "voom" for Jennifer.
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Remember. Always aim high! lol.
Rocket,
Hmmm. Dillon may have a bit too much, uh, shall we say "voom" for Jennifer.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
What about Matt Dillon? Dilliston!
Team Animos!
Uncle Jessie and Rachel Greene!!
Vanilla and French Vanilla!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Hekki on August 27, 2008 - 11:07am.
Oh, on imdb.com, her entry has her listed as "Jennifer Aniston", AKA "Jennifer Aniston Pitt" and "Jennifer Aniston Arquette".
That's some funny shit.
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The Arquette bit comes from when CCA got married and hyphenated her name. Friends hyphenated all the casts' names in the credits for a couple of episodes. I wonder why IMDB keeps it, it was obviously a joke.
Anyhoo, I am definitely on the Stamos-Aniston bandwagon. Someone has got to reach his publicist and tell him to call JA and ask her out.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I respect Jen alot, actually. It takes alot to keep your chin up (especially considering hers) and go out day to day being labeled a ho when at the end of the day, no amtter how much I love Angelina...
we all know she could wreck a home quicker than Hurricane Fay!
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Jennifer Aniston + John Stamos = BRILLIANT!!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I would love it, if Aniston and Stamos got together....
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I don't know why everyone gives Ms Aniston such a hard time. She is the one that had a cheating husband. She seems like a normal and down to earth person. She's actually quite appealing and isn't just another Hollywood skank. And she was quite good in her movie roles. She isn't the one portaying herself as a victim, the media is. She is just living her life and looking damn good while doing it. Jealousy is the main factor for all the negativity I'm sure.
Hope that article help you sleep better at night
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
The recent Fug Girls article in New York Magazine -- "The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy" -- pretty much says it all:
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.ht...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Ha ha Jenniloonies untie!!!, but yeah we should totally try to make it happen. Or we can find out how Uma thurman got her billionaire and find one of those Greek shiping heirs for JA, hell I might find one for myself lol
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Jennifer is looking good.
@Chica
Maybe we can get Sheeps to find us an email addy for management teams of Aniston and Stamos so we could flood them with this suggestion...
They are just too freaking cute, age compatible, and if they did want children the kid would be adorable...
Jenniloonies UNTIE! (typo and it stays)
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
I think she is a good comic actress. She was charming and funny on Friends, and I have enjoyed her big scren appearances. Yeah, I went there, bitchez.
But I do question some of the PR strategy decisions she has made.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Lol, Deb I'm a Jenniloonie too
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Oh, on imdb.com, her entry has her listed as "Jennifer Aniston", AKA "Jennifer Aniston Pitt" and "Jennifer Aniston Arquette".
That's some funny shit.
I'd kill for her hair and body, too.
I just assumed she was meeting Woody for a business lunch. She does own a production company, no?
Deb & Bradi,
OK then.
Uncle Jesse it is!
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
@Mrs. K,
Nooooooo! Not the Clooney, she would never recover from his hotness...lol. She and John Stamos share alo, no kids, painful divorce, and trust issues...HE IS PERFRECT FOR HER!!!
They both have beautiful eyes too.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 12:57pm
You know, that's a good idea, seriously.
@Mrs. Kravitz-Bunny, no, The Clooney likes them cheap and easy, no fuss no muss, Jen is too high maintenance for him.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 9:57am.
I am still hoping for a John Stamos hook up for my girl... Why can't their managers see it for gold???
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Not Clooney?
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
I am still hoping for a John Stamos hook up for my girl... Why can't their managers see it for gold???
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Aniston is just so blah to me. I don't care enough to love her, hate her or think twice about her. I do like what she is wearing though - very cute
Submitted by K59 on August 27, 2008 - 11:41am.
It's pretty said when your pr people have to call and find you dates. Seriously pathetic.
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