Diddy Forced To Fly Commercial!
The gas situation needs to change! It has gone too fucking far. I mean, Diddy has been forced to fly commercial, because gas prices are "too fucking high." It's criminal! Commercial seats do not cradle the sexy the way private jet seats do. Seriously, someone needs to lose their life over this.
Diddy posted a video blog on his YouTube account complaining about having to fly commercial. He rants: “Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Do you hear that Obama? You better address this shit on Thursday! Eff everything else. Shit, I think we should all send Diddy some gas. This is dead wrong.
Although, I may have the answer to his predicament. Has he tried plugging himself into his private jet? I'm sure it can run on his ego alone.
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I completely agree with Puff, Diddo, Puddy, or whatever the fuck he calls himself this week. That is entirely too much money to be spent on his "acting career".
And lets address those GD beady eyes he has.. SHIT!!! sheeeettt!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Boo Hoo, P-duddy has to fly commercial. How about the millions of us that toil for wages that don't increase or increase by 3 or 4% while the cost of energy, groceries etc. has increased 40 to 50%?
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 27, 2008 - 11:16am.
The Horror! Diddy flying commercial is deff. a sign of the apocalypse.
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Freakin' HILARIOUS. I'm at 32°13′18″N 110°55′35″W / 32.22167, -110.92639. I think I just heard the Four Horsemen's hooves galloping across the sky, headed east. Will be in NY in say, about 38 days.
@ Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 27, 2008 - 11:25am.
AMEN is all I have to say to that! HAHA!
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I just farted. Does that count?
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Got me so mad I can't even spell right; that should've been bulk travel...
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Is this comment on a blog where i can leave some disgusting message about him being the product of his mother having a threesome with Hoover vaccum cleaner and the Alien as in Sygourney Weaver's chest baby?
How about we go riot and throw garbage cans in the windows of all his piece of shit stores with clothes made of dog fur?
Ive wanted to punch this toothy blow job giving cock sucker in his dick ever since i saw Aubrey from Danity Kane!
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How about I push your dumb ass off a plane instead. WHAT AN ASSWIPE.
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
that was hilarious. especially mk's comments.
whatever, diddy. up your dosage and chillax.
I don't think there is anything left to say about this egomaniac. You guys have already summed it up in the past 20 posts!
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Since when does coach have leather seats? You're flying FIRST CLASS, LIAR (like he would be caught DEAD in coach)....
Heaven forbid the god that is Diddy have to use buld travel...oh no...can't have him with the rest of the little peons like us...HATE that man with his chicklet teeth....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 27, 2008 - 11:49am.
If I had some extra gas I would douse him with it and throw a match at him.
OK, that was mean.
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HAHAHA. Agreed.
Also, up until now I thought your avie was Plankton from Spongebob. I was sad when it wasn't. :(
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"She's not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!" - MK on 8-26-08
Absolutely disgusting.
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Holy shit, POOR DIDDY!
Well take the fucking BUS next time, asshole.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTZZZZZ here's your gas you ugly mofo.
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With shit the way it is these days...I think we should confiscate ALL private jets from these douchbags! That is such a fucking waste!
Assdouche Combs.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Like I give a shit that this ASSHOLE has to fly commercial. I'm sitting at work so I can pay bills while this DOUCHE is flying to L.A. trying to pursue an acting career. FUCK HIM!
Screw this ghetto piece of shit. I don't think any "country that has oil" would be interested in handing this big mouth-breathing tool any oil for his little private airplane. It's time to change our ways, instead of wasting resources on stupid ego trips. The oil-dependency era should be over by now, but if only people would TRY and look for alternatives. Sigh.
Anyway, this douche is delusional. So he plans to use OIL to run his plane? hahaha. Dumb ass.
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He must be on his other planet where he is important and not just impotent.
Give it up, Diddy, you're four inches hard, and no amount of grandstanding or posturing or lying can ever fix that unless you get over your fear of having the dick doctor laugh at you.
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I'm almost inclined to write my government and tell them to stop the flow of oil just so this asshole doesn't get any.
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Ok Durrr, just for you diddy dumb turds, I's send you all the oil you need, But only you cause you asked like a mother fucker.. durrr.. What else do you need sir.. durrr..
*snarls*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
This tool is the epitome of chutzpah.
If I had some extra gas I would douse him with it and throw a match at him.
OK, that was mean.
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Hmmmm to be ridiculously rich and infinitely STUPID. Some people just don't deserve money.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
200,000-250,000 dollars round trip?! There are people in Africa starving to death, US soldiers in Iraq dying (because of oil), and people are losing thier homes and business because of this stupid recession...not to mention not being able to afford to drive to work because of gas prices; and this douch is complaining about having to fly commercial?! I'm sure there is a special place in hell for egotistical maniacs or at least I hope there is.
*climbing down off soap box*
Carry on...=)
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he does this NOW? Gas is cheaper than it has been in months! It was down to $4.05 for middle grade yesterday- I was thrilled when I filled up..
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Life sucks when you cannot afford to fly NYC/LA twice a month for $250k
the DUDE! abides...
WTF This is too damn funny. Well, put a fork in the good ole USA, it is DONE now that Diddy has to fly with the rest of us scum! I thought it might be an ad for alternative fuels...but no, silly, its all about him
The Horror! Diddy flying commercial is deff. a sign of the apocalypse.
SCREW THE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET TO WORK, SCREW THE COST OF LIVING RISING BECAUSE OF DIESEL PRICES, SCREW THE LITTLE PEOPLE. DIDDY NEEDS HIS PRIVATE JET... because he has a small penis.
The gas prices ain't as mufuckin' high as DingDong is himself.
God I loathe this mouth breather.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Diddy has Micro-penis, so he has to compensate for that by having a big ego. Let the wee man rant.
Go fuck your self SEAN!
Your birth name is SEAN you tootsie roll dick having mouth breathing bag of shit!
Im not a fan
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There's plenty of gas around DListed....
ANYWAY....The US doesnt really even need the Saudi's oil...we have already stockpiled millions of barrells of it here in the US of A. They just drive the price of gas and oil up to fuck with us.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Diddy = TOOL. How about if I shove a gas pump up your ass and fill you up with 20 gallons of high-test you muthafuckin' waste of space!
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Fuck Diddy. Fucking egomaniac.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
God forbid you do something normal! Fucking prick!
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.