RiRi & Chris Brown Take The Next Step
Alien Princess RiRi and her man, Chris Brown, want to be together all day and all night, so they have decided to get a place. Some nosy bitch told Star Magazine that RiRi and Chris have been looking for a condo in Los Angeles since July. They recently checked out a joint at Sierra Towers. I only know about Sierra Towers because I watch that mess reality show "Million Dollar Listing."
RiRi really wants to find them a home so she gets new listings e-mailed to her when she's not in town. However, RiRi, 20, and Chris, 19, have special needs. The source said, "They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that's soundproof."
Loud music? Extraterrestrial, please! She just doesn't want the neighbors to hear her loud alien chanting. It's how she speaks to her subjects on her home planet. When RiRi chants, it's extra loud, because every little sound bounces off her twentyhead.
they look really nice together. i can't help but stare at chris he looks very very familiar to me i wonder if i went to school with him?
why the hell am i here?
Thanks alot after reading "Extraterrestrial, please!" I spit colored goldfish all over my work computer screen. How am I going to explain this one...again
ain't that a smart bitch? One week you broke....the next week you shacking up with some dude getting your rent paid!
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 27, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Somethin in the milk aint clean!!
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RiRi and Leo! Hmmm
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Hey Chris, how many times have you had sexy times with Rihanna's fifteen-head?
*sees picture*
Aw, yeah man!
I agree that Chad should be the next hot slut of the day!!! I love million dollar listing but i think that the Sierra Towers looks like a boring normal place to live, if you have that kind of money go buy a condo in Greece or some shit
Somethin in the milk aint clean!!
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He has a great smile. Wasn't she with Shia LaDouche not to long ago?
CB DOES have a "sweet face" (twink) LOL!!
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i think thats a rumor.
i mean why would they want to movie in together?
uhmm...
i dont think they make a cute couple
seriously.
i think they are just like best buddies....including in bed
lol
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TheBreakdown,
rhianna was probably there filing her nails looking bored as he is being happily passed around. He just looks like a complete and total power bottom. I am stunned that people rag on Tom Cruises for coming of somewhat gay, and they dont say shit about Chris Brown? Like what the fuck, PINK ELEPHANT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zd0K1IcjdI
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Oh, I wouldn't mind Chris Brown being gay. And me having his phone number on speed dial.
& re RiRi: wanted to rip her fivehead and cram it back down her neck over UMbreLA-ELLA-ELLA! but Disturbia is aural crack, AND she's a hot interplanetary bitch.
oh man, she can do better than this...this cheese ball buttplug.
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You are probably right. He probably had to bend it like Beckham for scores of music execs.
And they probably made Rihoho watch.
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There is something so GAY about chris brown. Whenever I look into Chris Brown's eyes all I can see is him with a busted weave on, parasole in hand, being ass slammed by some big dude singing Umbrella. Rhianna, move the fuck on, she could do a hella of a lot better.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
MK, I watch that stupid show, too!! LMAO I knew what Sierra Towers was because I saw it on there last week.
LEAVE RIRI ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
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"Submitted by EvilShoe on August 27, 2008 - 9:42am.
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
*runs*"
Damn you, Salzar!!!!
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MAKE CHAD HOT SLUT OF THE DAY because I love his douche-hairdo!
Someone warn them to avoid Josh the realtor, aka douchebag...he's not allowed to show at Sierra towers, according to Chad, aka bigger douchebag.
I've had a pathetic summer.
Nice built-in cleavage on the dress. Maybe a camel-toe to match...
I dont give two poops about these two....and personally i think their music is SHIT. That umbrella song makes me want to claw the paint off my walls.
These two are just babies anyway....they'll learn in time.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 11:43am.
Shouldn't they be looking for a house, next to noone, instead of a condo if they are going to be playing loud music? Or a condo that she can rent out if she is going to be traveling so much. She can still make some money out of it if she's going to be traveling?
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For realz! It's LA, not NYC!
Of course, if she really is broke maybe a condo in LA is all she can afford.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Chris Brown, 20?
How laughable!
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Shouldn't they be looking for a house, next to noone, instead of a condo if they are going to be playing loud music? Or a condo that she can rent out if she is going to be traveling so much. She can still make some money out of it if she's going to be traveling?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 27, 2008 - 12:18pm.
If I have to hear that "Disturbia" song once more, I'm going to enter myself into a soundproof room at Patton State Hospital. I hate that damn song!
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Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
*runs*
She seems like one of those people who is just naturally and innately irritating
That glass next to Chris Brown looks a hella lot like wine to me.... gotta love the star treatment that a 19 year old can get
He looks so happy, but she looks like she wants to gouge the photographer's eyes out.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 27, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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Does that make us pedos?
I am about to scan the nearest High School for a hot piece of ass.
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Is that a Death mark tattoo on Chris hand?
I like cake.....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
If I have to hear that "Disturbia" song once more, I'm going to enter myself into a soundproof room at Patton State Hospital. I hate that damn song!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
A condo? Eww.
@But.Seriously.Folks.
LOL. Espesh about the forehead!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 28, 2008 - 12:58am.
Yeah, if she's broke, isn't he paying for pussy?
Why do you think she's broke?
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girl needs money. there's no shame in what she's gotta do.
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I can't say anything snarky. They look happy. They're a cute couple.
Penis dress. That's all I got.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
erybody is a broke ass ho these days!\
But can she put fuel in her private jet!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I wish them well because frankly, life is gonna beat them down anyway.
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tris: no, it's not, I found him attractive when he was 16, LMAO
I love this couple, I refuse to hate on them at all. ;P
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Anyone think they're a little young to move in together?
~*Head Bitch*~
Wait, how can Rihanna be nearly broke? The bitch is every where!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Yeah, if she's broke, isn't he paying for pussy?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
They have special needs? Or is it the neighbors who have special needs, as in they especially need RiRi to have soundproof walls so they don't have to hear her dying cat wail?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Is it wrong that I find Chris Brown attractive?
(cause he is 19,I am 32)?
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Ummmmm, didn't Chris hear that this bitch is nearly broke? Now she wants them to live together? Ummmhmmm. Guess who will nevah have her half of the bill money. LOL Chris, don't be no fool!
Next she'll get knocked up. Hope baby gets his daddy's forehead.