Austria, Here I Cum!

I have to write this really fucking fast, because I want to catch the next dingy to Austria! You see, Dreamboat Doherty is going to premiere one his crackie home movies at a porn theater in Graz, Austria. Dreamy's friend said that some of his movie is "very revealing."

The theater's owner said that Dreamy's private footage will be screened tonight. I'd like to privately screen Dreamy's footage, if I ain't being too subtle! I'm sure I would lose my tongue on contact, but that's ok. Sometimes your tongue just gets in the way of really going to town. Besides, I'll have a valid excuse when I say to a stranger, "Hey mith! I ike your puss."

The theater owner said, "It is private material from Pete Doherty that he filmed by himself. He said he wanted to show it. I have no idea what is in it though or how long it is. It will be a surprise." Oh, I can imagine how long it is... Wait, does he even have one anymore? Or did the crack eat it off? That's ok. I'll suck on the stump.

It's unclear whether or not Dreamy is going to show up. Who knows with that crackhead. The theater will also provide barf bags, industrial strength eye bleach, towelettes provided by Hazmat and steel blindfolds.

Source

Submitted by jackiejean on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:54pm.

dlisted is the only blog i know that understands the full extent of pete's dreaminess... love him, love the shameless appreciation for this total dreamboat!

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 1:03am.

"I'll suck on the stump"?! Oh, man maybe your lips will fall off, I hear crack not only makes penises fall off but if you rub against a crack infested peen your lips AND tongue will fall off from crack leprosy...I mean that is what's causing Amy's face to melt. She got too close to Pete's peen and look what happened!

Your face!

Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 9:10pm.

It'll probably be two hours of him scraping the Velveeta off his dick.

**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by kmoldonado on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 7:14pm.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by Sorceressss on August 27, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Austria? Put another shrimp on the barbie!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
that's New Zealand!

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."

Submitted by marnieve on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 5:46pm.

ohdeargod....please don't let this be an Amy Winehouse sextape involving those little baby mice! There is not enough eyebleach in the world!

Submitted by Sorceressss on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 5:32pm.

Austria? Put another shrimp on the barbie!

Heh heh heh

Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 4:02pm.

blah blah blah
i got nothing to say

so im just gonna use this space to say whatever

:whatever

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 3:15pm.

I keep reading "last dingy to Australia" as dirty , not a small boat and wonder if that's a term for buttsecks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 2:58pm.

does he have any other facial expressions?

Submitted by Leatherette on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 2:44pm.

ah, so this was where McKenzie Phillips was flying her junkie butt to.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 2:19pm.

Love him. It's probably just the video that we've all seen on YouTube of him sitting in the filthy bath water, but it'll seem way dirtier if you view it in a porn theater in Austria.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:54pm.

Looks like somebody had a tubby.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:47pm.

Wow that's an avatar waiting to happen!
lovecarrottop, he's a sexy mofo..

-----------------------------------------------
"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:39pm.

"Wait, does he even have one anymore? Or did the crack eat it off? That's ok. I'll suck on the stump."

Diet Secret #47.

<3-------------------------------<3

RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:32pm.

*pushes up sleeves* Dems fighten words, Clarisse! *points gun finger* *pops in Kill Bill Vol.1 tape* its on!!

-----------------------------------
I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:32pm.

This is a bad, bad idea. He doesn't know WHAT IT IS or how LONG it is? My bet is that it's Doherty naked on the floor, asleep, snoring, intermittently scratching his balls.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:30pm.

*guns drawn*

Alright biatches! Back off the Dreamboat! That pile of puke, scabs, stains and crack is MINE!

Back off! *points to LCT*
Back off! *points to Mrs K*
Back off! *points to Okie*
Back off! *points to Bradi*
Back off!Back off!Back off!Back off!Back off!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:26pm.

Bradiful.. extra juicy Av you have today.. *licks chops*

-----------------------------------
I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 1:00pm.

Home movies from The King CrackCorn.
Oy.

/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:55pm.

@NovaNightly

LOVE yur sig. Monty RULES!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:53pm.

Hello, gorgeous!

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:52pm.

He's always looking so damn sexy, isn't he?

-------------------
Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:50pm.

"I'll suck on the stump"

I do not pocess the wordage craft to compete with this sheer genius......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:49pm.

Gawd MK...are you serious?? This guy is so fucking repulsive! You can probably get the herp just viewing his peen....if like you say, he even has one anymore. lol.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:40pm.

What in the drug induced hell???

Nobody wants to see anything pornographic from this filthy, grubby, nasty, decrepit, crack drenched skeezeball. Nobody except MK. But I warn you MK, watching it could give you full body herpes.

Submitted by NotYourBaby on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:39pm.

I wonder if this is one of the movies he made with Kate Moss that were talked about before

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:38pm.

I look at him in that photo and I can't help but imagine him speaking some barely-understandable drunken cockney drivel such as the likes of Arthur.

♫If you get caught between the moon and New York City,
The best that you can do is fall in love♫

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:37pm.

Can he even get it up? I can't begin to imagine what might be living down there. Maybe its a video of him picking his dingleberries.

Submitted by wiggwearer on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:35pm.

oh. MK you do make me laugh. Poor peter, he's lovely really. Luckily I think by this point he has learnt he can't give a shit.

Submitted by DivasGone on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:33pm.

I guess that's what I would be like if I was into the crack.

Instead of paranoid, my delusion would be that everyone in the whole entire world gave a rat's ass what I did when I was all alone. I might even film it and invite everyone to come see it.

Drugs are bad, man...