Denise Richards Is Here To Stay (Maybe)
Rant time! I can't stand it when bitches carry their dogs around like this. Yes, I know dogs like licking each other's brown eyes in public, but that doesn't mean they want to show the goods all the time! That poor poochie doesn't appreciate Denise Richards showing off his beef bayonet to all the photographers. There's shame in his eyes. Just because Denise loves to show off her genitals to anyone and everyone, doesn't mean her dog friend does! Rant over.
Yesterday, it was all over the internets that Denise's reality show "I'm Constipated" got cancelled due to toilet bowl ratings. According to E!, the show hasn't been chopped...yet. They issued this statement to OK!: "The show has not been cancelled--The series has performed well for the network and decisions are still being made regarding a second season."
YES! This means more of Irv Richards! I'm still waiting for the episode where Irv sits Denise down, puts his hand on her thigh and gently breaks the news to her that she's a total cunt.
And I think what E! really meant to say was, "It's done, but we haven't told the crazy bitch yet."
This woman is on top of my most hated list.
That look of bitchy entitlement makes me want to take her puppy away...! And watch her cry kick and scream afterwards...I'd definitely bring my video cam for that one!
Your face!
Denise's attitude makes her extremely repulsive.
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
I'd like to roll up a newspaper and hit Denise over her head with it.
they would be silly to cancel this crappy show now that charlie's new future ex wife is going to have a baby...
and i hope that dog bit denise or atleast pissed on her hands when no one was looking...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Yippee! I agree with everyone who liked the show. Worth another season. Now get smart and cancel Lohan instead!
She looks JUST like Irv. How did Charile look at Irv and then kiss Denise? *shudders*
She looks like she just made a pie in her pants. Fuck her.
i watched the first season and i have to admitt that it was boring.
nothing big happened in the show.
im so totally not watchin second season
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She has replaced Posh, Jordan, Heather Mills McCartney, and Nicole Kidman as the cunt I want to
punch in the face the most with brass knuckles.
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I think she's trying the Olsen "prune" trick here. That's what I look like when I try it,too. Don't worry,Denise.
By the way, I like her show. Can't help it. It's ten thousand times better than that Pam A's show.
i don't care what any of you bitches fucking think...i dig Denise. why? i don't fucking know. but i love her more for all her cussing and adopting way too many fucking animals.
and her pepaw dad is teh SHIT. he's not as fucking awesome or rad as my own dad, but he's close!!!!!
She has the same expression as a three year old at a playground has when he accidentally goes number two in his new osh kosh jumper.
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I'd rather see the dog's business than Denise's.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Denise Richards and her pooch walk into a bar. The bartender takes a look and says, "Hey where'd you get the pig?". A perturbed Denise responds, "It's a dog, stupid!".
The bartender retorts, "I was talking to to the dog, CUNT!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
YAY!!! Team Irv/Denise. I like her show, and I'm not going to run and hide, either. :)
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Denise Richards + Pam Anderson + Shauna Sands = Epitome of Beauty and Class
I actually only say that to get MK on my ass
MK will you marry me?
Funny, She just has one Random Britney arm..
The way she is holding her purse, bad angle..
angle of your dangle says alot Denise!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
My dog LOVES to show off his junk... well, what's left of it after neutering. He's always laying on his back, legs spread eagle. Such an exhibitionist!
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I can't wait.
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That E! statement really means that she is not getting renewed until she sucks every executive cock in the board room.
So let's all welcome her 2nd season!
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Stick a beef bayonet in it, Denise's show is done.
You know you fail at life when your show gets canceled before Dina Hohan or the Kardashians shows. How terrible of a show do you have when E! cancels it?
Never seen the show. Don't need to. I LOVE that she went from being the "victim" to being a Grade A CUNT all off her own making!
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That look on her face pretty much defines who she is.
MK, dogs love to show it off as much as you like to use it. Except for maybe the ones that had their balls chopped off. I don't really think they care. To me, it more of an issue that I don't want to see your dogs junk.
This is another dumb ass that needs to be punched in the dick
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Denise Richards is a bore
Unless she's being a five-dollar whore
And Charlie Sheen thinks she's a nut,
All we need is yet another wacko slut
On the telly to make us want to vomit
Think I'd rather have a three-way with Wallace & Grommit!
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I like her for some reason, Shes really pretty, has a huge potty mouth and has a million dogs! Whats not to love???
what a lot of makeup she has on. is she hiding her Pam face. also, what the hell knd of a gd dog is that?
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YAY!! I like this show . . . keep it going! I vote for It's Complicated!
why the hell is she always squinching up her face like she trying to hold in the fart...let it out already!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Bitch put that dog down and shut yor legs tramp face!
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If she decides to resume her career as a whore, then by all means, do a second season.
Otherwise, get the hell outta my tv.