Thursday, August 28th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 27th!
Gladys sought to prove that the new thong-cut Depends Undergarments really were undetectable, no matter what the outfit. - herroyalflyness
Runners-up:
So that's what tranny-prostitue infested sperm looks like. - 73Baby
Not one to waste time, Cher begins costume fittings for her Catwoman role. - cwpinati
fuck it!!!! cwpinati's caption just made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahaha
I loved cwpinati's comment, hilarious!
Congratulations winners!!
Who's Grandma is that????....She look one of them too old but extra horny wannabe strippers.
www.NycCelebs.com
During her latest photo shoot, La Moss, gets the Deborah Harry look down to pat.
The argument from intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Congrats weiners! Hahahaha, tranny-prositute invested sperm.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
C-Word - Ha! :P
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Congrats winners!!
ISMU: you should get a win for that late 'Maxine' entry! :D
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
She looks sexy . I saw her on millionaire personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site
Congratulations, weiners and BLECH to the picture.
It's like Maxine from the Hallmark cards come to life. *full body shudder*
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
After fifty years, Amy Winehouse finally goes to rehab.
Cindy McCain is ready for the Miss Buffalo Chip contest now!!!!
BDC, Gramma here looks like she's been locked up since whale bone corsets were a fashion "Do".
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To release me
Grandma, I'm not driving you to Bingo while you're dressed like that! Go put on a cardigan and some orthopedic oxfords!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
The outtakes from Kate Moss's new shoot show what years of abuse can do!
These new trend of outside the casket positioning and viewings has to stop! ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Behind the scenes of Cher's 2035 comeback tour
Submitted by laspic on August 27, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Instant Jodie Marsh- just add water
HAHA!
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
What Jodie Marsh will look like when she is 80.
Mrs. Robinson.....you're trying to seduce me!
Jodie Marsh looked a little worse for wear after her make-up and tan wore off!
After her last liposuction/botox treatment, Mc Cain has to hide Cindy Mc Cain in their bedroom. You don't want thát to smutter your campaign!
2035: Vadge's Dry and Sour tour continues to go strong.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Welcome to Hell. Your roommate is waiting to meet you.
Yet another Mummy picture:
The Temple of the Mummy Pancakes!
"Your heart is true, you're a pal and a tranny clown..."
"Dr Eve, how you like my pussy now?"
-Brother Boy
Madge is feeling FABULOUS after her latest nip n' tuck!
The latest spokeswoman for Sea Bond-age.
Phillip Diller in his promo pictures for a Laugh In reunion.
what michael jackson looks like under his black scarf...
madonna in 2012... still trying to show off her 'hard candy'
Promo Pictures for the 2048 Christina Aguilera world tour: Back To Geriatrics.
Ms Williams
Christina Aguilera's 120th Birthday.....lucky for us its not one of her "naked sundays"
"Hedgewick and the Veiny Bits"
Coming to a nursing home near you
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
Just when your family thinks it's a good idea to invite grandma over to surprise you on your birthday, she forgets the necklace you got her for Christmas.
Check out my band www.myspace.com/dprband
Year 2050: Next on MTV's TRL, Heidi Montag's new music video....instead of big hair, fake tits, spandex and ugly make up - it's big hair, saggy tits, leather and ugly makeup.
Unfortunately, Pamela Anderson's plan to bring back "Barb Wire" didn't go anywhere, even after she tried her usual persuasion tactics.
2043: Holly Madison proves to Hugh Hefner that she's in it for the long run.
150 years late, Vadge shows she still has it in her
The start of Lindsey Ronson's wedding night.
Wow Jizzworthy, I guess we had the same idea. lol That's crazy. lol
After all these years, Christina Aguilera still hasn't forgotten how to get "Dirty".
40 years later and Christina Aguilera still knows how to get Dirrty.
Disney's 75th season Premier of Gramma Montana!
Year 2060: After several unsuccessful attempts to get back in the spotlight, Heidi and Spencer leaked their sex tape
My abuelita is whore-ific!
Your face!
The worlds best hooker turned 165 today! Happy Birthday Mimi!!!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 27, 2008 - 11:55pm.
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LOL, nice :)
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"Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill yourself." - Daisy Tan
I fucked her for the bedtime story