It's Just The "F" Word
DMX is really fucking charming. In court yesterday, the judge denied his bond and set his next court date for October 3rd. To which DMX responded, "I ain't coming back on October 3rd!" Riddle me this. Isn't he in handcuffs and being held in a room with bars on the windows?
As DMX shuffled off, Judge Mr. Clean told him "I've never heard the F word before, so it's okay." Instead of leaving it at that, the judge told DMX's lawyer to let his client know that "I've heard the F word before." DMX's lawyer just kind of laughed like he just got a shot of helium in his ass.
I need to hang out in more court rooms. It's like a fucking comedy club in there. They should have a 2-drink minimum.
You better believe that if one of us said the "F" word in front of a judge, we'd be FUCKED in more ways than one.
Judge Mr. Clean obviously wasn't that offended by DMX's bomb. TMZ reports that today DMX's lawyer worked out a deal with the judge: time served and a $483 fine. DMX faced up to six years for trying to buy cokey and weed. This is in Florida. DMX still have ten million charges in Arizona. Arizona has 15 days to come and get him or he'll be a free man until he gets arrested again. Which will probably be about an hour after he's released.
And since DMX is always in a court room, can they please put him in front of Judge Judy just once. Just once! That's all it would take.
Judge should have just said "FINE, BEYOTCH! YO GREAZY AZZ CAN JUST STAY LOCKED UP UNTIL THEN YOU DUMBASS MOTHA FUCKA!"
I would have said that if I were the judge.
Jeebus. I was kissing the judges ass just to get out of a focking (unjustified) traffic ticket from some dickhead cop who was trying to meet his quota. UGH. I truly DESPISE the judicial system.
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I would have been more impressed if he had said "y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in heah, up in heah"
Why is it he still looks coked and weeded out but he's been locked up. Does he has the crack/weed patch on or something?
......hmmm, a crack/weed patch (don't try to steal my ideas bitches!)
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
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Submitted by Farrah on August 27, 2008 - 4:15pm.
shit! as always, i'm late! anti cancer pills?? and i've been sitting all morning getting IV chemo! that sucks! I need to pop a Xanax now..
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Farrah, is that true you are doing IV chemo? That shit (chemo) is NasTAY. If you are on chemo, best wishes. If not, never mind.
Carry on...
Two kisses on both side of your cheek
smooch, smooch!!
Sayonara!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I love the judge. I bet he's gay, wickedly funny and not closeted whatsoever. Cocktails with intimates include great replays of scenes and the looney tunes that he sees in his courtroom.
Thanks Deb. I dinny wanna/can't believe it.
At least Sweet Caroline got Michael Fucking Bolton out of my head.
OH NO...
Neil Diamond loved the name of Caroline. Nothing perverted about it.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The world would be a teensy beterw/o trash like him on the streets.
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¿donde está machín?
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 7:41am.
Mrs K./Sandbitch,
Did ya'll ladies know that "Sweet Caroline" was inspired by Caroline Kennedy, who was eleven years old at the time it was written...
Hmmmm...Gives whole new meaning to
Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
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Clarisse, no I dint know that about Caroline Kennedy. Naughty Neil Diamond! I'm heartbroken now. The world is chock full of dirrrrty fucking paedophiles.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 6:21pm.
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Smooches right back at you!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
You know what Yall, I love how we go back and forth with our banter. Even though we work each other's nerve, I know people are thinking with a serious thought to come back with on the comment section. I love this aspect of dlisted. So, smooches everyone. I love you all!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Animal-cruelty, drug-possessions, defrauding a hospital, weapon possessions, harassment, rape, kidnapping and sodomy = THUG PIECE OF SHIT!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
MRS K!
If I leave on Friday I can be there!!!!!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
How is DMX a thug?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on August 27, 2008 - 5:32pm.
The sad part is that this guy is really talented.
He was a good rapper and even a good actor.
I guess art imitates life.. Wasn't he a crackie in one of his films. He was good in that shit too..
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When he first came out he had a promising career, but then he started abusing drugs. It went downhill after that.
Just say no!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Please see my comment below...
it's right above yours...
"I saw Neil Diamond in concert about 15 years ago."
Anyskanky, I am having an end of summer BBQ on Sunday. You are all invited. Except for the homo haters. Homo haters are not allowed.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
StickaCock....
Did you read all of the posts? I guess not since you were being supportive to a racist. That is NOT the only thing he's been charged with and, by the way, I didn't comment on Mackenzie Phillips. As far as I know, that IS the only thing she's been charged with. I hope she gets help for addiction problem and I hope the same for DMX. But he's a thug.
Speakit, this is a different topic and no I wouldn't like if he did that and I doubt he would ever do that. Are you giving your kids away to cocksuckers or muffdivers. Please do tell?? How is he a thug? Shugnight is a thug. He beats on men and women. DMX just want's to get high with drugs and drinking in his private time. While Mckenzie phillips thinks she's balling thinking she can get on her private plane with drugs.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
no prob, Frito
It's good to know once in a blue moon someone reads my comments ;)
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I'm a proud SP!
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I've said it once I will say it again:
D - Douche
M - Master
X - eXtrodinaire
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"If she's {Jenna Jameson} a devout Catholic, then I'm Mary Full of Grace."
His Holiness MK, 8/25/08
Some people are just loose cannons.
*shrugging my shoulders as if to say "What are ya gonna do?"*
I need some rugelach.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
I saw Neil Diamond in concert about 15 years ago. My mother's boyfriend worked at the venue and got free tickets. I'm not a fan but I have to say he, he put on a decent show.
Frito,
please add me as a friend. I couldn't find you in the search to invite you. IG if you have MS I would loe for you to add me too!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
FatMartha
I'm poopie!!! I have a cold and i am whiney!!
This is when i jealous of dog and cat owners. Dog or cat, owners sick, awww, stuck like glue to you, feel better!
Rabbit = "Um, bitch, i don't care that you have a fever. My salad is to be delivered 7:30 sharp."
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Mrs K./Sandbitch,
Did ya'll ladies know that "Sweet Caroline" was inspired by Caroline Kennedy,
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I was just reading about it!
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I have never seen him...:(
Did you see this?
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Disappointed Neil Diamond fans will get a refund after attending a concert at Ohio State University in which the 67-year-old singer's voice sounded raspy.
Some fans left the Monday concert early and others said Diamond completed the concert without mentioning anything to the audience about his voice.
A statement from Diamond, the singer of such hits as "Sweet Caroline" and "Song Sung Blue," on Tuesday says a doctor has diagnosed acute laryngitis.
Diamond spokeswoman Eve Samuels says the singer is offering a refund to those who place a request before Sept. 5. "I haven't let you down before and I won't let you down now," the singer said in an apology on his Web site.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Hello to Frito and IG!
What kind of street credit do you get for 12 abused puppies?
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
@Frito..MS is working fine..
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Submitted by luscious_t on August 27, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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Every time I sign on I automatically get booted off. Weird. At least I know I'm not the only one having problems, thanks.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Cool-aid?? I dont drink that shizzz....I drink AWESOME-AID!
Oh...and I smoke fatties. ;P
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Why do I think Umbertoooo/Robertooo is Nectardo?
I am the artist formally known as Robertooo! as for nectardo and these other names people accuse me of being i honestly could care less about having multiple personalities on a blog. But i do wish i came across these witty racist bastards. Where are they?
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Same question.
@Umbertooooooooo,
I have to ask you, why is it that you returned after being banned from site? Is that not a subtle enough clue for you? It takes many people reporting you for this to happen. Why do you return to a place you are not wanted? You act like some deranged foster child who cannot figure out about being removed from the "cyber" household is your own fault...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 27, 2008 - 4:36pm.
FatMartha,
No pouty times for you! Just report it and ignore it. An unfed flame soon dies.
*pats self on back for being poetic*
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Fair 'nuff. *pats your back too* How are you dearie?
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
Mrs K./Sandbitch,
Did ya'll ladies know that "Sweet Caroline" was inspired by Caroline Kennedy, who was eleven years old at the time it was written...
Hmmmm...Gives whole new meaning to
Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin you
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I'm not Robertooo so i don't know what your talking about.
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Frito, mine isn't.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 27, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Maybe someone can answer me this question in this thread: Is myspace down?
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It just worked for me - but I had tons of probs w/ it last night and this morning~
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 4:57pm.
I am the artist formally known as Robertooo!
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Mrs K,
He was freaking wonderful in concert in 1977, the only chance i ever had to see him live...
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Maybe someone can answer me this question in this thread: Is myspace down?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I'm not Robertooo so i don't know what your talking about.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 27, 2008 - 2:21pm.
YES!!
Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so good. I've been inclined, to believe they never would, but now I
Look at the night, and it don't seem so lonely. We fill it up with only two. And when I hurt. Hurting runs off my shoulders. How can I hurt when holding you
Warm touching warmth, reaching out, touching me, touching you!
Sweet Caroine....
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
Submitted by Kp on August 27, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 27, 2008 - 5:03pm.
LCT, who is that in your avie??
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It's delicious old Gerard Butler. Ok, not old, but you know.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I'd like to cover DMX in Alpo and throw him in a pit of hungry wolves.
FatMartha,
No pouty times for you! Just report it and ignore it. An unfed flame soon dies.
*pats self on back for being poetic*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Nine minutes and counting...waiting for your reasonalbe response to question.
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 27, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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You are YAYING!!!! for a racist. Thought you might like to know.
The sad part is that this guy is really talented.
He was a good rapper and even a good actor.
I guess art imitates life.. Wasn't he a crackie in one of his films. He was good in that shit too..
stickacockinumberooo
We all said that whatsherface is a dumbass
My heart doesn't bleed for her or DMX
Submitted by Stoney on August 27, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 5:20pm.
My neighbor is half-black and has a hose, does she count?
*kidding*
You should of spelled hose, Ho's