Solange Didn't Get The Memo
Before interviewing Solange, the anchors of Fox News Las Vegas, asked if she would talk about the closing of Jay-Z's 40/40 Club in Vegas. Solange's rep said "hell no" and the anchor agreed she would only keep it about Solange.
When the interview went live, Solange got lippy with the anchor. Basement Baby said, "I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don't tie me into family and my brother-in-law's establishment." The anchor had no idea what she was talking about. That's when a mysterious voice said to her, "That wasn't live, Solange."
It's not her fault! Solange couldn't hear things right. She had too much basement dust in her ears and everything was so confusing. Life is much simpler in the basement. Give her a break!
Something tells me Beyonce is going to get her for basically confirming her marriage to Jay-Z. Solange's mice friends are being fed to the house cat as I type this.
And you know that anchor is waiting out Solange's basement door. She's going to deliver an epic beatdown on Solange for coming at her like that on live TV.
Click here to see the clip
ShareThis
Puleeze, that this ho better be glad she is even being asked to give interviews
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
LMAO, hahaha dumbass, and I kinda wanted to be a fan/supporter but no more, friggin idiot!
I think she tries to be edgy style-wise like Rhianna....less like her pit-sniffing older sis. Well...So-LONG...it's not working. You're looking more Aubrey O'day hooker...than RiRi.
Big dreams in the basement, eh?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
And seriously, what the fuck does this whore know about being professional? I'm sorry but spending a couple days in a recording studio getting edited and talking to people about it in front of camera three times does not a real job make!
__________________________________________
"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Good damn what a fiasco!
No wonder Solange has been kept on the "down low", she's demonstrated she's very much a ghetto girl who got knocked up on the first try.
GET SOME MEDIA TRAINING YOU LITTLE HUSSY!
=================
Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 27, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 27, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
-----------------
More like demoted to the backyard dog house. That way they can still keep her chained.
lol
=========
I'll contribute a muzzle
--------------
Ha...I've got some scraps for her...here Soloungeeeeeeeeeeeee...come-n-git-it
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Submitted by Deb on August 27, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Ah HAY-ALL no! Solange is definitely gonna have to pack up her skunk slippers and go back to the basement now!
````````````````````````````````````````````````
skunk slippers!! lmfao
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Excuse me very much you little cunt, but until you actually accomplish something that the viewing public has ever heard of, your interviewers will mention your sister! That's the way it is, you snotty dress challenged bitch.
__________________________________________
"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
------------------------------------------------
You mean promoted? :-}
__________________________
She lives in Houston right? Well it's the stairs to the Texas sinkhole in the basement. Heh.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
PRICELESS!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
CLASSIC SOLANGE!!! Can't dress herself and can't give an interview!
******************************
"Tracy Turnblad is a WHORE!"
Haha! that anchor turned her head like "WTF is this bitch talking about???"
***********************************************
"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
aww - bless her!
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 27, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
-----------------
More like demoted to the backyard dog house. That way they can still keep her chained.
lol
=========
I'll contribute a muzzle.
************************************************
I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
************************************************
Can I get an Amen on sending So-long's eyebrows back to 1985 where they belong. Bitch please with your half steppin' ass. I love how the reporter gave her the side eye and moved on. She was thinking what we all are thinking...which is STFU Solange. ________________________________________________
I love my Brangelina like I love my stilettos...Hot, sexy, and a pain in the ass.
And she's getting interviewed why? Why the hell do people keep talking to her?
**************
I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
That whole Knowles family has the shitiest names EVER. BE-YOUN-SAY....SEW-LOUNGE....heheheh
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
EyeRoll n Dlisted people
please ignore Umbertoo who seems to be a very needy kid doing anything to be noticed using ignorant comments to get our attention.
Just IGNORE him
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Puhleeeez, this girl is no celebrity. She barely rates sister to a celebrity.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Shut up Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! No one cares
Um, who gives a rats f*cking ass about this shiot If tomorrow aint no better then this crap then I'm just gonna sit here and biotch about it all over again so there biotches...I'm out!!!
Sick of this crap man!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
-----------------
More like demoted to the backyard dog house. That way they can still keep her chained.
lol
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Damn Solange! You'll be eating dryer lent for weeks after this stunt.
Ah HAY-ALL no! Solange is definitely gonna have to pack up her skunk slippers and go back to the basement now!
I love that she said that she wanted to work with people who had the same "motives"(?!!), as her, and who created "art with their artistry". That had to be written on the palm of her hand so she wouldn't forget.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 27, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I'd cum in her white girl weave.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
first, get your dick out of DMX's butt hole
I viewed the clip. She turning into a regular little diva snotbag.
************************************************
I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
************************************************
That's like something off The Simpsons!
Dumb, ugly, ghetto, entitled bitch.
That is all.
BWAHAHAHA shut up your not as important as you think pony. You'd be nowhere if it weren't for your sister.
Poor Solange, Im the younger sister and trust me its hard to deal with your sisters hand-me-downs, and being called So n so' lil's sister
bad for her that she is literally following her big sister steps instead of doing her own thing.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She doesn't get much practise - its not her fault. Plus, you know Beyonce made sure Solange's publicist is actually a drug addicted 13 year old trust fund kid. It's touches like that that make it impossible for Solange to get ahead.
That and the chain around her ankle.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
& looove the anchorwoman's bitch-PLEASE expression on the video still.
LOL! man oh man!
********************************
"I fucking drink beer and party!"
BAHAHAHAAHA....poor Solange. Daddy Knowles never educated her on all that "Hollywood stuff" like knowing what that big red light on top of the camera means. She'll be back to her day job sweeping floors at the House of Derriere by the weekend.
What a fucking bitch. The amount of self-entitlement of these "celebrities" is just too much. She can't even fucking sing. Dumb bitch.
DAMN what a bitch! Her music is terrible and she looks like a hideous version of beyonce
just be a low-grade version of beyonce instead of staying out of the lime light. wise idea!
Submitted by DeeDee on August 27, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
------------------------------------------------
You mean promoted? :-}
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
"99 problems but a bitch ain't one!" Yes, Jay-Z, you spoke too soon.
What a dumbass!
Methinks Solange will be demoted to "under the stairs" status.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.