TOP DUI
Marcel Vigneron, the runner-up of Top Chef 2, was busted in Laguna Beach this past Saturday on suspicion of drunken driving. The foam lover was originally stopped for speeding, but the officer quickly realized bitch was wasted. He was arrested and later released on $2,500 bail.
Even though he spent most of Saturday morning in jail, Marcel still managed to show up to the Pageant of the Masters later that night. Drop and reload!
I have a serious question. How in the hell does Marcel keep his hair like that at all times? It always looks like he just got a shot of electricity in his penis hole. When he sticks his head underwater, his hair probably doesn't even get wet. He comes out looking just like that. His hair is filled with FOAM!
And since we're talking about Top Chef 2, does anybody have any naked pictures of Sam Talbot? It doesn't hurt to ask.
Source: OC Register
i loved marcel. im happy to hear he likes the sauce.
mmmmm Sammy
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Marcel was my favorite that season. He's funny and smart. But his mother Liv Tyler as Galadriel, and his father Syndrome from the Fantastics, must be so disappointed!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I'm glad Marcel has decided to connect some facial hair to those goddamned terrible sideburns he's been sporting since 96.
I am not a Marcel fan, I think molecular gastronomy is some nonsense, and I think Richard from this past season did it better.
NEXT!
Isn't that a "marcel" wave he's sporting? Actually, when my hair was short it did the same thing-it's just really thick and wavy...and ugly.
Marcel ROCKS!
Ilan was a total closet case who was totally loving the Marcel, who was just oblivious to him.
Sam Talbot was a douchebag too.
For you folks not in SoCal, check out the Pageant of the Masters. On a darkened, open-air stage, they recreate (using volunteer local actors) well-known works of art, in large scale. From a slight distance, the works look amazingly accurate.
http://foapom.com/
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if your firme with me, im firme with you simple as that.
Jesus, MK, is there any reality show you don't follow??
Love marcel but he is a jerk to drive wasted. Ilan Hall sucks
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 27, 2008 - 6:52pm.
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my thoughts exactly, so judge away! didn't know this whoever was a virgin, a virgin Wolverine-haired doucherag, WOW, what I've been missing.
He creeped me out. Old virgins creep me out, especially if they are male because I figure they are usually child touchers who haven't consumated their perv yet. I know, I know, that's being judgmental and shit, but I can't help it. If a male is a virgin beyond the age of 18, I start to get a hinky, child toucher feeling....The longer he's a virgin, the more I want him to stay away from kids.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This was the Virgin that they tortured on the show...
Loved it
I know I'm in the minority here, but I love him. I don't know why but he was the only one who keep me watching that season. He's cocky yep but at least honest about it. I hate Ilan he just wanted to tap Marcel's ass (or in his case that Marcel taped that nasty ass ), sorry honey he's not that into you. Marcel hair is amazing... Ok I'm a Vigneronholic... I love him as much as MK loves PP
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Look, I Jut Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.
ALOT OF FAKE ASS, NO-TALENT CUNT WHORES LIKE THAT SLUT LAUREN FROM THAT LAME ASS FUCKING SHOW LIVE IN LAGAYNA BEACH!
Marcel with his new wave hair and cooking.:) SUSPICION??LMAO
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
I saw lil' Marcel, aka Werewolf as I like to call him, eating at Apple on Robertson on Friday. Now there's nothing shocking about that however, he was with a woman. A sister maybe?
Does ANYTHING good come out of Lasagna Beach? Legume Beach?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Wolverine is way hotter than this guy. I am so bored.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
IF YOU GO TO LAGAYNA BEACH DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AT THE PAGEANT OF THE MASTERS..GO TO THE 'SAWDUST FESTIVAL' AND GET SHITTY DRUNK!!
Anybody remember Dippity-Do? That gelatinous goo was like hair Viagra.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by misslainey on August 27, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I thought at first this was the Wolverine guy.
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me, too. oh well, back to e-mail monitoring, MUCH more exciting right now.
He probably uses "special sauce" ....
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
1. Wolverine doesn't need hair product.
2. Sam Whatever is gross.
My guess is he mixes up a sabayon sauce and gorps his hair up with that.
I think he uses knox blocks mix to stick them hairs up like dat. Ewwwwwww...sticky.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Hawt douchey mess!
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
This mugshot is actually a great pic of him. Most of the time he looks like Douchy McDouchington.
This asshat needs to lay off the cooking sherry.
He probably uses Cool Whip to get his stupid hair to stand up.
I always assumed Lil' Jimmy Neutron was more of a bottom chef myself...
And sign me up for nudie pics of man whore Sam if they're up for grabs!
HA! I'm glad he got busted; he could have killed someone. I hated that little bitch on the show.
I hate drunk drivers
Off topic: Is MySpace broken or something? Every time I sign in, it automatically signs me out.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I thought at first this was the Wolverine guy.
Napoleon probably only needs 2 drinks to get "wasted." Poor little lamb.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Laura
It sure feels like it
Is this a slow news day or what?
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.