Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.
Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.
The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.
A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.
Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she's been with him, she's suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It's time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.
In Europe it is widely believed that OJ was an after the fact accessory at best, because his adult son was the murderer & he took the rap to protect him. I've never found much information here in the states. apparently there is a documentary (British?) to that effect. but i've heard it in several countries; just not here.
has anyone else?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Arnelle for Hot slut!!! Karma is a bitch, isn't it now OJ??lol!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
this hottie needs to bail, get into the witness relocation program. this is nuts. a good pair of tits do not have to go through all this drama.
YMAtT,
Yeah, it's a great shirt, but i only wear it inside!
I love Noisebot!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by JZLZY on August 28, 2008 - 8:05am.
Let's just say that except for the "star struck," everyone was glad to see him go.
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Star struck? lol "OMG LOOK! It's a washed up has been football player that took the lives of innocent people!" I'll pass on an autograph.
Christine Prody makes me think of the 80's.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Haha...I've seen that shirt before, Clarisse.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
He gets to roam the streets to this day?!
Wonders never cease!
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I have a tshirt that says 'Drink Apple Juice, cuz OJ will kill ya.'
What?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Yeah, she should get away from the murderer, but I hope when she does she doesn't go to her parent's house in Fergus Falls, Minnesota! That's where I live and I sure as hell don't want him stalking her around here. This is a small community. He was just here a couple of months ago on vacation. Met her parents for the first time since they've been dating. Her father is the head of Lakeland Mental Health. No shit. No wonder he never wanted to meet the parents. No one wanted him anywhere near Otter Tail County, but he came anyway. Let's just say that except for the "star struck," everyone was glad to see him go.
Oj got a beat down by his daughter whose Mom has to work at walmart like regular folk? This shiot is the best news EVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
OJ really goes for the classy dames. Nothing screams elegance more than giant fake tits falling out of the front of a dress with a plunging neck line. And the chola eyebrows are a nice touch.
I like the part where she called 911 and then changed her mind. That would have been a great conversation to hear the tape to.
hello, 911? so I'm over here whippin' OJ Simpson's ass...
....yeah, so ok ma'am...what's the problem??
he might be a little hurt...
ok ma'am, we'll be right over to save OJ Simpson *snickers in background*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
the national enquirer, though trash, does not make up stories. that would be the globe. enquirer checks their facts.
Submitted by get serious on August 28, 2008 - 1:38am.
This chick needs to get lost real fast. She looks almost exactly like Nicole Brown Smith;
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If NBS were a chola porn star, maybe. As for OJ, BWAHAHAHA, the murdering douche got his @$$ kicked by a girl!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
This chick needs to get lost real fast. She looks almost exactly like Nicole Brown Smith; almost the exact same face. Dump this mass murdering SUC loser & move on, before he slits your throat like he killed those other people.
Just one of those days. Worked for hours on my bike today; cleaning it, maintenance, washing, ect. Took it to emissions, got tags. Got home and found a piece of metal sticking out of my pricey back tire! It's totally destroyed, but at least it got me home before it went completely flat and it didn't blow out at full speed. Could be worse I guess, but Damn! Just DAMN! /snivel rant!
Back to stupid women who date potential serial killers for $50 Bob!
And Goodnight SB! Sleep well! I'm off to dinner.
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Run ladies, run! Please run! Run as fast and as far away from OJ as you can get!
holy freakin silicone! When will someone throw this douchebag sack of garbage in prison?
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 28, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Right now, I just feel like between the nail and my thumb, my brain is picking to hammer the thumb every time! (sh)It happens.
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Girlfriend, you need to go lie down.
And I better get some work done...
See y'all yesterday slutz.
Right now, I just feel like between the nail and my thumb, my brain is picking to hammer the thumb every time! (sh)It happens.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 28, 2008 - 2:37pm.
At this point, I think I need to shut my hole
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*bursts into tears* nooooo
That was seriously the funniest thing I've read about a sad subject ever. Well done.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 2:20pm.
sandbitch
Sometimes I do! I feel like people should answer me ...
But then I see that I didn't type anything
HA! Don't mind me. I've had my vicodin and soma already
I should be sleeping
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WE ABSORB YOU. Resistance is futile.
At this point, I think I need to shut my hole and go shove some food into it instead! Must have low blood sugar, er sumthang! Maybe it's just the regular drainbamage that's plaguing me! Focus? What focus?
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Run ladies, run! Please run! Run as fast and as far away from OJ as you can get!
Night you hot sluts and slatterns in the northern hemisphere. It's only 2.45 in the afternoon in Australia (tomorrow). And they say that Australia is behind the USA. Snorrrt.
Sleep tight.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 27, 2008 - 9:29pm.
LOL, did you noticed I spell checked you on "simple"??
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From Derrrr to Dohhhhhh!!!! Owned!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Dr Destructo, LOL maybe we should cut and paste and run back to the Kelly beat herself up thread!
No apologies ever needed from you, Sandbitch! I just appreciate being on the same page as you! Especially on this topic! Liked the substitution of the 'T' on your ROFLing! And as a real compliment, I'll bet you've run more than a few pirate flags up, taken names, and kicked some ass in your life (my previous sig)! Cheers!
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Run ladies, run! Please run! Run as fast and as far away from OJ as you can get!
PSL
No, I knew that I wasn't alone. I like to come on really early or really late and I'm always the only one. I don't blame you for not being on as much ...
Things have been strange around here all week
LOL, did you noticed I spell checked you on "simple"??
Nite, Slutts!
And nite all the rest of you, great to see you all.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Ooops, 'simply'. Derrrr!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Apologies for being such a thread*killa.
I was all in for the fight until I saw that the bitch had a huge pair of designer sunglasses *in her fat hand*. If she'd been beaten up she wouldn't have shown her pork loins on the street.
It's all a bit transparent for a side of pork. She lost her fat fucking temper and ripped that cupboard off the wall and it hit her fair and fat on the bonce.
I can't wait for Sharon Ozporn to dump a load of shit on Amy Winehouse.... They must be fair biting their fucking tongues off.
Ahem. RANT OVER. Phew
Night Slutts!
xxyz, you really thought you were alone? I have been able to cut back lately, but I am still addicted.....
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
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sandbitch
Sometimes I do! I feel like people should answer me ...
But then I see that I didn't type anything
HA! Don't mind me. I've had my vicodin and soma already
I should be sleeping
Okay, I'm off to have some outta season melon and a screwdriver....good night to all....especially those that left me their SS#s.
Thanks for the laughs....I leave you with "Mack the Knife".
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Thx Sandbitch! You sorta crushed me on the Osbourne blog with the reality of the sichyashun. Thought she got into a fight-not the victim of a faulty set of wall anchors. A fight sounded more interesting. No worries!:-)
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Run ladies, run! Please run! Run as fast and as far away from OJ as you can get!
Did you fink we were finkments of your imagination?
thanks Sandbitch
It's nice to know i'm not alone
Shit, I don't really like my signature now on this topic! So up goes a temporary one, good for this particular blog subject only!
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Run ladies, run! Please run! Run as fast and as far away from OJ as you can get!
@dr destructo: I simply refuse to feel sorry for any woman stupid enough to hook up with this homicidal psychopath. Fucking lemmings!
"Have a knife day!"
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Amen. Have a knife day, brilliant.....ROFLMTO
Submitted by xxyxz on August 28, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Hello everyone
My name is Jessica ... I am a dlistedloonie
I can't stay away from this place
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Don't worry Jessica, we understand.
I simple refuse to feel sorry for any woman stupid enough to hook up with this homicidal psychopath. They're like cows in the line that's heading up to the slaughter house. They see the others get killed off right in front of them, but they still think that everything is just fine for now. Fucking lemmings!
"Have a knife day!"
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
@Vany..ITA and Goodnight and so happy to see you around these parts again. Sleep well.
@Deb..Okay, will check it out before I head to bed. Doing a bit of work in between checkin' in here, (don't laugh!). I'll check the MS before I leave.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Oh good gravy and biscuits, more atomic chi chi's, those tan lines make them look like they are giving me the evil eye.
Fuckin' OJ, he deserves a beat down every damn day, every damn hour.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 11:47pm.
If you need a merkin, I have an old bath mat you can use...I will die it to match a Tx Flag..
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That's odd, because Nitty pays a man with a weedeater to do the same to her.....well, nevermind.
Thanks for the offer Deb.
I love OJ with vodka.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Hmmm...
apple.
tree.
short fall.
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I'm a proud SP!
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LOL I'll Give it to you ... I trust you guys
NITTS,
check you MS!
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.