Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.
Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.
The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.
A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.
Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she's been with him, she's suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It's time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Ok, I officially ♥ you.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 27, 2008 - 9:33pm.
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Vany! OMG *rubs eyes* Is it really you? How long's it been? Hope the world's been treating you kind, M'dear!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Um...did you just really use a ginsu knife reference in an O.J. Simpson thread?
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My apologies to all, I forgot about topic. These days I'm not used to the comments being so humorous; I was so excited that a conversation that didn't involve poo or other bodily functions, I just lost it.
Now back to the regular scheduled music: Brian Adams "Cuts Like A Knife".
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Manny, I agree. Sheeps is being much too quiet. Something is afoot. Or in his case, ahoof.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 27, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I was thinking that too. Where is SHEEPS when you need him...er sheep.
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Maybe SHE killed Nicole and Ron jr. Someone find that glove a.s.a.p.
I hate O.J. He is a smug, douchey turd.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 -
Nitty, you wound me....you just cut me open like a Ginsu knife.
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Um...did you just really use a ginsu knife reference in an O.J. Simpson thread? *coughs* Please note earlier comment.
Karma's a bitch and her name is Arnelle.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
this POS gets away with everything. even murder!
it's fucking incredible!
Wait...what the fuck happened with his robbery at gunpoint charges? Is that over?
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
@Mani..OJ *IS* the biggest boob. It's just the biggest line of bullshit that is a coincidence.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:34pm.
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Nitty, you wound me....you just cut me open like a Ginsu knife. It was not my fault that a bid was not made on your photos and that Ebay charged a premium for violating the decency code.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I look at both pictures and I can't figure out which one has the biggest boobs in it.
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SERIOUSLY!!
COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, SHE COULD HAVE SLIT THIER THROATS....LIKE FATHER, LIKE DAUGHTER....
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 9:27pm.
As long as she keeps the reserve at $5 minimum per pic. I have an ebay reputation to maintain. She can't charge less than I do.
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Okay, then. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. Sounds like you may have just struck a bargain here. Course, I'll need my finders fee..a mere 10%. And where Slutty's involved that could make me a fortune!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
OJ probably wanted to kick the shit out of her and well.. The reason why he probably just sat there like a log and let her kick his ass was that he was actually thinking for a change and knew that if he touched her and it got out... well, confirmation of his nature.
and looks like Arnelle was cut out of the same cloth. Sad really
Oh who am I kidding -- OJ thinking? Then again he got away with murder so he can't be that stupid....
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Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:15pm.
@Speakit, I didn't say she wasn't good, I just said you'd be left tied up and and blind from the flash of the polaroids that she takes!
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As long as she keeps the reserve at $5 minimum per pic. I have an ebay reputation to maintain. She can't charge less than I do.
OnT: Everytime I see OJ, I think of the skit on SNL where, I think it was Tim Meadows, is commenting on the Superbowl (?), using the electronic marking. When he's finished it says 'I did it'. LOL I wonder if that's on youtube.
Arnelle is pissed because when OJ dies, the kids he spawned with the 2nd (white) wife he murdered get ALL his money. Assuming there's any money left. His legal bills will eat it up.
Submitted by Snarkley on August 27, 2008 - 9:55pm.
At what point will this murdering piece of garbage receive his comeuppance? Certainly not on this Earth. His reputation will proceed him, and I still say he will confess all on his deathbed.
I think that he really does want to confess also.
A source cited by The National Enquirer described the "If I Did It's" account of the double murder as "so detailed and chillingly realistic—with O.J. as the central figure—that it leaves no doubt it is a confession of what really happened."
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Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 10:15pm.
What I don't understand about her tits is that she bought them on layaway. She walked around with half a cleavage until she saved enough for the other one.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
ANY woman who is STUPID enough to go out with OJ deserves to get her ass kicked.
HE deserves a painful, drawn out death.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Once again proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, of course Arnell, a 40 year old damn woman, uses violence against her family.
@TV! I know! I got a pair just like them..Then I went into hiding!
@Speakit, I didn't say she wasn't good, I just said you'd be left tied up and and blind from the flash of the polaroids that she takes!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
*motorboat* That's all I got.
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
What I don't understand about her boobs is that she covered up more in a bikini top than the dress she is wearing.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Now Speakit darlin, don't listen to a word these two have to say. Why IG can't even post a link, she's as dumb as a sheep.
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If you think calling me darlin will convince me to meet you at the hotel and give you my car keys... damn, you're good.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Nah, those puppies are real...expensive.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
That's quite a Nicole look-a-like!
Sad that she's posing with her jugular exposed like that.
She should invest in some chain mail chokers.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 27, 2008 - 9:59pm.
It seems weird to have a picture of one of OJ's women and not have the caption "Hapless Victim".
Yes, and black bars covering their neck.
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Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 10:01pm.
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I do believe the law states that during the hurricane season that sinkholes must remain in Texas. This is too prevent the loss of lives, subway trains, tsunamis, and preventing any further displacement of the Earth's axis.
Hey, I don't make this stuff up, it's in your manual, page 69, column A.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 27, 2008 - 8:59pm.
It seems weird to have a picture of one of OJ's women and not have the caption "Hapless Victim"
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That's the tattoo on the underside of the fake right tit, TV!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 27, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Oh dear Jesus-- I totally forgot about Lerners!! Where'd you get a SB Julius?? I am salivating-- OJ faded out of my area years ago. Now we just have the new-age bullshit whey and wheatgrass smoothies. Vomit.
Wish me love a wishing well, baby. TTD was the shit until his ego got the best of him. C'est la vie.
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I got it at the mall. It was a DQ/Orange Julius combo restaurant. It was new. It was sooooo good.
Sign Your Name was my jam! I would play that song over and over. I had a few songs that I would listen to continuously. Which sucked because that meant a lot of rewinding cassettes.
Arnelle should have her own reality show titled:
Things I learned From Dad
(But Discovered Faith Evans, instead...)
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
prody's eyebrows are scery.
Mani, it's only Porn if there's NO character growth. Trust me, any pizza delivery boy that was sent to Mrs. K's house would grown in leaps and bounds, in character, girth, length and possibly mental health dissorders.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 9:59pm.
I kid, I kid. But I do pity the the Pizza Delivery Guy. Hehe
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Me too. Pity the pizza guy, that is. I like extra sausage on mine. WHO SAID THAT???
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 9:56pm.
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i iz hidin behind Manny *snickering away at Mani's joke*
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Mani! It's only legal in your state. Or so Slutty told me!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 9:59pm.
I kid, I kid. But I do pity the the Pizza Delivery Guy. Hehe
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@ Slutty only if alimony wasn't code for blackmail! Deb! Packin up the truck and movin to Beverly..or wherever it is that Mrs. K is holed up!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
It seems weird to have a picture of one of OJ's women and not have the caption "Hapless Victim".
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 27, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 9:51pm.
NITTY!
Pack up IG we are going to Mrs. K's for a BBQ on Sunday...
Hahaha. Watch out world if all of you get together in one place.
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WHAT???
*borrows eyelashes from the Caption This memaw, bats them furiously*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 9:51pm.
NITTY!
Pack up IG we are going to Mrs. K's for a BBQ on Sunday...
Hahaha. Watch out world if all of you get together in one place.
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IG! You would be our Thelma...Must have a ginge amongst us but never a penis between us...lol. Paraphrasing a DLISTER, maybe GreenIsGood
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
At what point will this murdering piece of garbage receive his comeuppance? Certainly not on this Earth. His reputation will proceed him, and I still say he will confess all on his deathbed.
OJ deserved a beating just for having a daughter named Arnelle. Oh, and for being a double murderer.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Hekki on August 27, 2008 - 8:31pm.
She must be a big woman. I mean, to push a former football player who's gotten a bit heavy?
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he was prolly drunk and she was on meth maybe
Wait just a second, isn't there a law about sinkholes leaving Texas during hurricane season, too much gravitational pull or something?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
NITTY!
Pack up IG we are going to Mrs. K's for a BBQ on Sunday...
Edited to add:
We need to pick up a Slitty-tart on the way
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 8:51pm.
NITTY!
Pack up IG we are going to Mrs. K's for a BBQ on Sunday...
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Can I be Thelma? Or is it Louise? Who was the ginge one?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 27, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Deb, honey, I've told you several times that you're too pretty and smart to be a sheep.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.