Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
O.J. Simpson's girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.
Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.
The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding." Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.
A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn't say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.
Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she's been with him, she's suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It's time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.
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IG, you're such a drunk....you gave me the roofies to put in your drink.
Now Speakit darlin, don't listen to a word these two have to say. Why IG can't even post a link, she's as dumb as a sheep.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Slutts,
okay if you insist, it is 432-34-000oh wait...I thought you wanted me to BE a sheep....
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Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on August 27, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Isnt Arnelle the one who lied on the witness stand?
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Good point. Of course, Daddy couldn't keep paying Mommy if he was in jail, and the gravy train would have stopped right there, so it's not like bitch was gonna tell the truth. Money truly is the root of all evil.
IG, just be glad you still had your kidney! Speakit, I'm just glad I could help! Trust me, Vegas or Utah..niether one is safe if Slutty's involved!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by letinstar on August 27, 2008 - 9:41pm.
oj used to beat the shit out of marguerite back in the day...
It's really hard to keep track of all the beatings going on in the Simpson world.
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Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:36pm.
I just had a strawberry banana julius the other day. I hadn't had one since I was a kid.
I miss Benetton! And Lerner! {{going to listen to Terence Trent D'Arby}}
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Oh dear Jesus-- I totally forgot about Lerners!! Where'd you get a SB Julius?? I am salivating-- OJ faded out of my area years ago. Now we just have the new-age bullshit whey and wheatgrass smoothies. Vomit.
Wish me love a wishing well, baby. TTD was the shit until his ego got the best of him. C'est la vie.
Ya know Nitty, you're never gonna stop paying me alimony if I don't find another sucker....er, spouse.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 8:39pm.
@Speakit, don't listen to a word that Slutty tells you. You'll just find yourself in a broken down hotel room in the morning with no money and no car.
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So THAT'S what happened to me last weekend! *slaps forehead* That bee-yotch! And I thought someone random slipped a roofie in my drink.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 9:39pm.
@Speakit, don't listen to a word that Slutty tells you. You'll just find yourself in a broken down hotel room in the morning with no money and no car.
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Thanks for the warning because I'm not letting that happen a third time!
oj used to beat the shit out of marguerite back in the day...maybe he agreed to pay her upkeep in exchange for her keeping her mouth shut about those beatings...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Isnt Arnelle the one who lied on the witness stand?
Submitted by NitWitty on August 27, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Karma's a bitch named Arnelle apparently.
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Funny and all these years I thought it was called mother.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
@Speakit, don't listen to a word that Slutty tells you. You'll just find yourself in a broken down hotel room in the morning with no money and no car. The "friends" she's referring to only speak to her because she's got all of our SSN's so we have to be nice to her.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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I am not! *gags on white rum and guava juice*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 27, 2008 - 9:31pm.
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I just had a strawberry banana julius the other day. I hadn't had one since I was a kid.
I miss Benetton! And Lerner! {{going to listen to Terence Trent D'Arby}}
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Married.. schmarried. Let's meet in Utah. We can keep it on the down low there.
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*Raises eyebrow* Utah, you say, let me introduce you to my friends: Nitty, DeeDee, and IG.....
Hmmmm... Utah....well hell, I guess we can bring Sheeps too.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
obviously I still didn't get the memo about National Bitch Whuppin' Day....but I'm glad everyone else did.
ps. it bothers me how much that chick looks like a tor' up Nicole Brown.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
With her luck, she would probably be sitting next to someone on a greyhound that would kill her like that poor kid from Canada.
Does he even have any money left? There can't be much...
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 9:26pm.
IG knows she is a dink,
And she also likes some kink. (???)
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Shouldn't you have said:
IG, IG knows she is the DL drunk
IG, IG likes some kink in her trunk
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I wonder what year the pic of Christine was taken. That top she's wearing is sooooo 1986.
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Oh, I'm quite sure that's recent. She always dresses like that. She's one of those people that always amaze me-- it's like they have a neverending stash of eighties gear. Either that, or there is still a mall somewhere filled with stores like Chess King, Barbara Moss, Sunglass Hut, Fashion Bug...and of course, the original Express and Benetton stores. Stop for an Orange Julius on your way out CP!
Karma's a bitch named Arnelle apparently.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I love OJ the most after I brush my teeth
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Mother of Pearl....are you married..and if not, do you want to meet me in Vegas?
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Married.. schmarried. Let's meet in Utah. We can keep it on the down low there.
damn, homegirl obviously went to the Faith Evans school of Whup-A-Bitch. Can't say it couldn't have happened to a nicer person...
tiger....you know this about to be my new slogan "hood rat stuff don't do itself" LMAO I know dat's right!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really,
you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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IG knows she is a dink,
And she also likes some kink. (???)
Then something about a kitchen sink.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 9:18pm.
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*Points at IG and laughs*
IG, IG loves little ginger finks
IG IG can't even post a link
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Bwahahahahaa! *hiding behind Slitty*
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
DQ, you're right on target -- Arnelle should have visited on her dad what he visited on Nicole & Ron Goldman.
He's probably under court order to support his first wife.
I can't believe this white trash ho won't leave his murdering ass. I guess she thinks she won't end up like Nicole. Wake up and smell the OJ, gf -- and I ain't referrin' to your bf.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by islandgirl on August 27, 2008 - 9:18pm.
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*Points at IG and laughs*
IG, IG loves little ginger finks
IG IG can't even post a link
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
No one deserves this prick. No one.
Submitted by speakit on August 27, 2008 - 9:16pm.
I love OJ the most after I brush my teeth
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Mother of Pearl....are you married..and if not, do you want to meet me in Vegas?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I found this pic of Sydney. Um, well....
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edit: sorry, not so good on the code stuff
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Let her marry his sorry ass and see how long she lasts until he cuts her up!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I bet it was just a misunderstanding while playing Charades....Arnelle was trying to give out clues for "StepMom" and just became too engrossed.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 27, 2008 - 8:49pm.
I love OJ...why all the hate.....I love OJ the mostest when mixed with Grey Goose.
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I love OJ the most after I brush my teeth, or with chocolate. I'm a masochist.
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It defies logic that any woman would have a relationship with OJ. I don't feel a damn bit sorry for her.
And as far as his ex, what Karen Flatts said.
I wonder what year the pic of Christine was taken. That top she's wearing is sooooo 1986.
Arnelle thought that deadbeat Dad meant beat Dad to death(almost).
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these bottle blond, fake titty, brain surgeons will take an ass whooping anyday for the gravy train. Business as usual.
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Ok, Ok, now it's time for O
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
OK, I looked Sydney up, and can only find where she was 19 and arrested for beating someone up. The photo is too tiny... Damn...
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Nite, Tigerlilly.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
BTW-- I just looked it up and OJ and Marguerite were married from 1967-1979. They have been divorced now for almost 2 1/2 times longer than they were married. Listen, as a woman I know I am supposed to feel that "she raised the kids, helped him become famous, she should be paid, blah-de-blah". Bullshit. The kids are grown, you got your money, go get a fucking job like the rest of us, and don't whine to me about working at Wal-Mart.
Are you sure that's O.J.? I thought it was a turtle wearing shades! Damn, I need to drink more Schlitz!
Oh and just sayin, here. Look at the white chick's implants and how far down the neckline goes. Where are her fucking nippies? When she stands up do her boobs get vertigo from dropping really fast? Hey nips! How's life at the knees treating ya?
Blah.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
That lady needs a burka.
Sydney's purty. She went through a fat faze, but last time I saw her she's purty, in an angry kinda way...The boy? That boy never looked quite right, imo. Yeah, he's out doin' hood rat stuff for sure...which reminds me...gotta run...hood rat stuff don't do itself..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lixa on August 27, 2008 - 5:43pm.
I'm no OJ fan by any means, but why would his dumb daughter expect him to still be sending support to this wife who he divorced over 20 years ago?
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I have to admit this was the first thing that ran through my mind as well. It's not like they could have any minor children still, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for a woman who has to "work at Wal-Mart to pay the bills"? Uh, sorry but there are a whole shitload of other people out there working at Wal-Mart to pay the bills too, so, your point Arnelle? I'm sure there was some agreement, blah blah blah. ALL the money should be going to the Goldmans and they can dole what they want out to the Browns. I won't give my theory of why on that one, but whatever.
Having said that-- I'm glad she shoved the fucker through glass. I hope OJ got a giant paper cut on his teeny shriveled nads for his trouble.
Submitted by mike on August 27, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by r5bales on August 27, 2008 - 8:49pm.
@ mike... I was too lazy to look it up too. Dang it, now what are we going to do?
I did a quick search and couldn't find anything definite, so I may be misremembering. Scratch what I said.
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I know in my little black heart that Sheeps is busting out at the seams wanting to answer!!!!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by r5bales on August 27, 2008 - 8:49pm.
@ mike... I was too lazy to look it up too. Dang it, now what are we going to do?
I did a quick search and couldn't find anything definite, so I may be misremembering. Scratch what I said.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 27, 2008 - 8:38pm.
They seem like the kind of people who pour canned beer into plastic wine flutes.
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Pffffft, well then please tell us how YOU make beertinis.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
@ mike... I was too lazy to look it up too. Dang it, now what are we going to do?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I love OJ...why all the hate.....I love OJ the mostest when mixed with Grey Goose.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by r5bales on August 27, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I want to see what Sydney and the boy look like, aren't they young adult by now?
I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think I recall reading that Sydney has reached adulthood and has already declared bankruptcy.