Thursday, August 28th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ziro the Hutt - Jaba the Hutt's super gay, cross-dressing uncle. Ziro was introduced in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars." He even speaks with a lispy, high-pitched femme voice. George Lucas specifically wanted him to sound like Truman Capote. I'm pretty sure Ziro is based on Tommy Girl. Tommy is getting chunkier by the millisecond, so he's going to look like Ziro any day now.
For Jim
Submitted by Spoiled on August 28, 2008 - 11:10am.
Floaters always remind me of Eddie Murphy in "Raw":
"You finish shittin' and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back....WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?"
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LOL Eddie Murphy in his prime. LOL
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 11:39am.
So should you guys have amorning meeting to iscuss what thread you have to keep your poo talk to Love Carrot Top?
I see major poo on several threads!
Dont make me run stairs after your asses!
And then shit on you!
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I'm actually arranging a meeting at the local hotel for PLU (Poo Lovers Unanimous) where we will discuss exactly which thread we will be posting in, so not to worry. We're unorganized like the CIA.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
So should you guys have amorning meeting to iscuss what thread you have to keep your poo talk to Love Carrot Top?
I see major poo on several threads!
Dont make me run stairs after your asses!
And then shit on you!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 11:00am.
LCT--Oh, it was totally spongey and kept bobbing up and down in the water like a little dinghy!
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Those are the BEST! I find that if I get really gassy, it's always sponge poos. SpongePoo FartPants!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
re: Submitted by Gry on August 28, 2008 - 10:30am.
Lucas really likes his ethnic stereotypes passing for aliens, I guess.
This past weekend on AMC was a laurel and hardy marathon -- complete with 20 minutes of blackface and picking cotton --- I was suprised they ran the episode given the prevelant nature of political correctness
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 10:52am.
Well just because you guys are poo lovers doesnt give you the right to skip out on court appointed poo support!
When you divorce your poo if you had a right to marry your poo you must take care of your poos cost of living or else that poo will put you in poo jail for not giving your little poo poo a 25,000 birthday party in poovile!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Poo jail. I wonder what that would be like?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Lucas really likes his ethnic stereotypes passing for aliens, I guess.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
"That's why we loves you."
*blushes*
Garsh! Now I'm feelin all twitterpated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzi4cqk9B6c
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Ziro=hot, pretty, and purple!HOT :)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Well as much as I enjoy talking about poo with you guys (really!) I must now go to my... *checks schedule* Intro to Physical Science class. *poos on it* Good bye, my loves!
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Floaters always remind me of Eddie Murphy in "Raw":
"You finish shittin' and you flush the toilet and wait a second and one chunk come back....WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz_A6K9rSko
Ziro's kinda like a big, purple floater...
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 10:50am.
Edit...cuz i'm a dork.
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That's why we loves you.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
OF COURSE he had to make Ziro purple. OF COURSE!!
@Your Mom
ha ha ha
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 28, 2008 - 9:52am.
Well just because you guys are poo lovers doesnt give you the right to skip out on court appointed poo support!
When you divorce your poo if you had a right to marry your poo you must take care of your poos cost of living or else that poo will put you in poo jail for not giving your little poo poo a 25,000 birthday party in poovile!
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Yes, but unless your little poo is in college your poo-child support responsibilities are only valid until the poo turns 21.
Poo support for your poo-spouse is always permissable unless your ex-poo is actually diarrhea. That's like paying health/life insurance for a literal chain-smoker.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
LCT--Oh, it was totally spongey and kept bobbing up and down in the water like a little dinghy!
FatMartha--I actually used them as surfboards to take me to the magical tropical island of Poopapoo!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Well just because you guys are poo lovers doesnt give you the right to skip out on court appointed poo support!
When you divorce your poo if you had a right to marry your poo you must take care of your poos cost of living or else that poo will put you in poo jail for not giving your little poo poo a 25,000 birthday party in poovile!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Edit...cuz i'm a dork.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
@YMAtT:
Floaters! Did you ride them to the land of happy poo-times? I do. Always. *sighs happily*
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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FOUR PAWS, INC. KILLS ANIMALS. BOYCOTT.
http://thechaistory.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 10:41am.
Ha! Guess who had another floater a few days ago?
Me! *twirls around like a six-year-old girl*
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*clap clap clap clap* Congratulations!
Was it a spongy floater or a beach ball floater?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Silvara0428 LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Silvara0428 on August 28, 2008 - 10:42am.
now that was funny and cute and not at all harmful!
:)
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
"This is a gay mans website. Have some respect for that fact and the fact that his gays come here to play."
Oh so now you f*cking tell me....
I've been hitting on all of you guys for weeks and just thought it was me this whole f*cking time...
WOOHOO I am not a LOOOOOZER after all
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 9:33am.
Dear Martha,
I ate a lot of cheese and will have a good poo for you on Friday.
Yours Truly,
Carrot Times
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Ha! Guess who had another floater a few days ago?
Me! *twirls around like a six-year-old girl*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Spoiled on August 28, 2008 - 9:31am.
How about some pee-talk times this morning instead? Last night, my little occasional bedwetting son let 'er rip. Unfortunately, he must have had a hard on 'cause it shot out the Overnight diaper and ended up everywhere. I hate when that happens...
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Pee times can be some unpleasant and uncomfortable times. For instance, when you've gotta tinkle and somebody makes you laugh so hard you end up creating a puddle in your jeans it can make for a shitty social hour.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 10:29am.
Poo-talk times, eh? That's what we were doing yesterday! (see siggie)
Poo-talk times = FUN TIMES!!!
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Dear Martha,
I ate a lot of cheese and will have a good poo for you on Friday.
Yours Truly,
Carrot Times
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... - Agreed. It's usually poo-talk times.
How about some pee-talk times this morning instead? Last night, my little occasional bedwetting son let 'er rip. Unfortunately, he must have had a hard on 'cause it shot out the Overnight diaper and ended up everywhere. I hate when that happens...
Poo-talk times, eh? That's what we were doing yesterday! (see siggie)
Poo-talk times = FUN TIMES!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
I bet Ziro cums finger paint.
My chosen lifestyle?
dick head!
Ive been dreaming of cock since i was a baby!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 9:14am.
YMAtT,
Before Ziro came out of the Hutt closet, he accidently fathered a Peep. (you know, the purple chick...keep that between you an me!)
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Ooh, that's escandalo! But then still he's only paying child support, which also has nothing to do with spousal support!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
FatM: Ziro looks like the crazy beyotch in your avie!
also good morning ;)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Well i responded to a dumb comment.
WOOPS!
Fat martha, im super, thanks for asking!
fart
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 9:17am.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 10:13am.
AND will someone please tell me what gay marriage has to do with this?
WHA??
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Beats the hell out of me. But I find 50% of what's posted here has nothing to do with the topic.
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Agreed. It's usually poo-talk times.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 10:13am.
AND will someone please tell me what gay marriage has to do with this?
WHA??
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Beats the hell out of me. But I find 50% of what's posted here has nothing to do with the topic.
I'm confused on so many levels... :[
How is everyone today?
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
YMAtT,
Before Ziro came out of the Hutt closet, he accidently fathered a Peep. (you know, the purple chick...keep that between you an me!)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Exactly fat martha! What did gay marriage have to do with this purple booger?
im over it.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I'm sure Star Wars-aloonies are going apeshit about this fuckery.
And what is with the "FIRRRSTTTT!!11!one!!" nonsense down there??? AND will someone please tell me what gay marriage has to do with this?
WHA??
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 27, 2008
When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
the only bull shit lisa marie was the comments about gay marriage.
You all banter back and forth and i will say what i feel needs to be said.
i said it, im not wrong for saying it, so but out if you dont like it!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
stop the fucking bullshit.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 10:08am.
Not for nothin', you guys...but what does Ziro the Hutt have to do with gay spousal support?
satire? pffffffffffffffft!
Sorry but when i see the comments i reposted i dont find anything in the world funny about that point of view. Its toxic, causes trouble, and had no place in this thread.
It something i take seriously, yes its a blog but for fucks sake. Im looking for equal rights here and there is nothing funny about that
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Not for nothin', you guys...but what does Ziro the Hutt have to do with gay spousal support?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Whoa! What in Ziro the Hutt hell is going on in here!?!?!
Don't make me stop this car!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
"just hope that in the end all is fair and that the gays have to deal with the other consequence of marriage - divorce - alimony, palimony and spousal support ---- and divorce lawyers... fair is fair after all"
"I'm just saying that the divorce proceedings are part of the game and I'm not going to give you a free pass to get out of spousal support simply because you're gay --"
Yeah that was all so fucking hilarious!
Im not going to give you a free pass because you are gay?
Since when were any gays trying to get out of spousal support? None of your comments even match the definition of satire. Dont even TRY to imply that as a homosexual any of us are trying to get a free pass for anything.
Homophobe much?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
bone_daddy, I got the joke and I chuckled.
Misery of marriage, I know. {{in Yoda's voice to stay on topic}}
Angelina Jolie-Pitt :
I am well aware of Michael's preferences - I have no problem with gays whatsoever - you're making mountains out of molehills -- I was making a satiric commentary on marriage - nothing to do with your chosen lifestyle ---
I'm not looking for a fight - so, neutral corners here, ok.
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 9:39am.
NO! Its not a fight.
This is a gay mans website. Have some respect for that fact and the fact that his gays come here to play.
BTW he is not a virgin gay any more!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
STOP IT! STOP IT! Your fighting is upsetting Ziro... sshhh, he's a virgin gay!