Robot Call Girl Double-Booked!
Page Six has a little update on everyone's least-favorite robot call girl who fucked up the chance of a lifetime. Sarah Larson has moved on from George Clooney and is dating some Las Vegas promoter who goes by the name of Joey Vanas. Yup, that tidbit is about as interesting as your first morning piss. Although, the first morning piss is pretty great.
However, Page Six also claims Robot Call Girl cheated on Clooney in Las Vegas. She's a double-booker! Isn't that a hooker no no? A rebel call girl! A source said that while she was with Clooney, she "came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him with a media mogul." Oprah! How could you do that to Clooney?!
What was Robot Call Girl supposed to do? It's not like Clooney was lubing up her parts. I'm a little curious as to who this "media mogul" is. Although, the better question would probably be: "Who in Las Vegas hasn't tapped her hardrive?"
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 28, 2008 - 7:04pm.
If you're someone's beard, and you screw someone else on the side, is that REALLY cheating?
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Is that like the tree in the forest shit? Then I'll answer, yes, I think she would make a noise falling on top of George. Wait, I screwed that up.
If you're someone's beard, and you screw someone else on the side, is that REALLY cheating?
Submitted by speakit on August 28, 2008 - 6:37am.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on August 28, 2008 - 9:28am.
She seems to smug all the time, like she's saying, "Yeah, I fucked George Clooney."
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If I fucked George, I'd look like that too. :(
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Oh, I doubt they ever had sex. I think it was more of a "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" kind of relationship.
Just, ya know, thinkin' aloud...
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Clowns are the absolute worst because they adopt the guise of innocence and clean fun, yet they stand for ANYTHING but...
I don't find her pretty at all. I don't believe she cheated on George. She would have to be a moron to cut short her gravy train by risking a fling.
BLAH!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
why are you still writing about her?
Well if she got nothing else out of dating the Cloone she at least had her 15 mins and learned how to do that over the shoulder poser pose. Way to go Sara - you came back with a tramps education!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 28, 2008 - 9:37am.
This whore would probably hump a treestump if it was shaped like a dick and spit out quarters.
ROFLMAO x 10!!!!!
yeah she looks more like a Joey's bimbo. ;>
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
her face and head are so greasy that one would think she skulled her own vagina.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I haven't gotten my haiku on in a while:
Poor Sarah Larson
No longer sucking George peen
Downgrade to DP
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Ching Chang Chong, I suck on your Dong..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
First morning piss. You crack me up.
Hmm, what better way to find someone in the higher ranks in Hollywood. Date a star that you know won't exactly last. This way, one of those higher ranked guys may notice you and call you.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
YourMom.. Bwahahaha.. Lars is prob single, and a total nice guy. I hear his sister has an empty room she can stay in too.. lol
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Letinstar.. OMG, good idea. LMAO
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Another Denise Richards in the works??? I do not see the appeal of this girl. See prettier walking Boston.
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Double Penetration Thursday!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
she is one tan and horned up chipmunk.
i can see why people are always trying to feed her nuts
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
This whore would probably hump a treestump if it was shaped like a dick and spit out quarters.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by letinstar on August 28, 2008 - 9:24am.
of course this nobody cheated on clooney...this hooker was made for taking dick shots and clooney wasn't shooting his load on her...
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hmm, Taking dick shots sounds fun!! *looks for ad in paper* lol..
morning oklahoma...maybe i should be looking for dick shots in the morning instead of coffee...;)
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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on August 28, 2008 - 9:28am.
She seems to smug all the time, like she's saying, "Yeah, I fucked George Clooney."
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If I fucked George, I'd look like that too. :(
Ha! She also has that Real Doll glow about her.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
The alledge media mogul is a Ryan Dougherty, he's the dude humping her on the wall in those lovely pics. I believe he has a website and magazine, it's not Oprah gang. I think it is 309.com or something like that. Well shit there they are humping on the wall in July 2007, one month after she and Cloonster hooked up. I wouldn't be surprised if she was humping during the relationship/contract.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 28, 2008 - 9:32am.
More like double penetration.
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Now we're talking.. LMAO!! She does have that "doub pentrtn" glow about her..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
More like double penetration.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by letinstar on August 28, 2008 - 9:24am.
of course this nobody cheated on clooney...this hooker was made for taking dick shots and clooney wasn't shooting his load on her...
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hmm, Taking dick shots sounds fun!! *looks for ad in paper* lol..
She seems to smug all the time, like she's saying, "Yeah, I fucked George Clooney." She seems very full of herself. I guess she thought that he was so in love with her that he wouldn't find out and she'd wind up totally fine in the end.
GROSS!
of course this nobody cheated on clooney...this hooker was made for taking dick shots and clooney wasn't shooting his load on her...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
HA! StockBroker! *tucks you back in bed* on that note, get back to those hot dreams.. STAT!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Oklahoma ~ LMAO! Yea, midnight whizzing is the best. Unless of course I'm dreaming of a Kate Beckisale & Charlize sammich. Then I wake up P.O.
This Hooker Story is BORING so I'm going off topic.
Oh god, you had to mention the morning piss, I had a party last night so I have the morning after pee that scares the roommates away
Her shoulders are dry but her face is greasy! Why do we still show pics of her here? Gross nasty hooker bot.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
No, I like the Middle of the night piss.. So fucking relieving.. Then BAM, back to sleep for like 3 or so more hours, and no pee pee to keep you up.. No more full bladder.. Ok what else are we talking about!?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I don't get it. She's not even cute.. and she tasted the Clooney! {{bitter}}
My mom likes the oil sheen look. She says it looks healthy, so she thinks its weird that I buy matte finish makeup. Anyway, that's probably more interesting that this story.
Oprah! How could you do that to Clooney?! ♥♥♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
BFD, she shagged Ted Turner...next!
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
dont care, once a hooker always a hooker.
what do you expect?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Pass this bitch a blotter cloth or something. Urgh, she's always so sweaty and greasy looking.
Probably the coke.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
MK you're right....my morning whizz was more interesting than this story.
George Clooney likes girls with squinty eyes. Windows to the soul? He doesn't want to see their soul, too much attachment. Just a theory.
You can't let this nobody fade into obscurity, MK?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ