The Photoshop Awards: Brenda & Kelly On EW
This gets a Photoshop Award, because I refuse to believe that they posed for the cover together. They cut and pasted their heads on the bodies of two models. Brenda Walsh would never put her sacred hands on that slutwhorecuntbitch Kelly Taylor! If she was going to put her hands on her, it would be to strangle the oatmeal out of her ass!
Legendary Brenda Walsh and a shameless homewrecker are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. They also did a long ass interview with the mag. Click here to read that shit. The best part of the interview is when Brenda clenches her first and bites off her tongue when asked about Tori the Hutt's tell-all. In Tori's book, she talks a lot of shit about Brenda.
Brenda said: "I will censor myself out of respect for Jennie because she's friends with Tori. I got passages sent to me and a vast majority of it is incredibly exaggerated. Maybe it's a difference of how I was raised. I just don't believe you write personal on-set experiences in a book. For me, when you work it's almost a sacred experience whether you get along with everyone or not. In 27 years of acting I've never sold out one of my cast members. Ever. And I will stick to that."
Translation: Tori the Hutt better sleep with one fat eye open. And one of her chins better stand guard.
When asked about the supposed fist fight between Jennie and Shannen. They both kind of deny there was a fist fight, but Jennie said, "Scratching? I'm not going to deny that." Yeah, right. Brenda is just allowing Kelly to save face. Brenda doesn't scratch. She burns you with her beady eyes and then knocks you out with her whining.
what's the point if there's no Dylan to fight over?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 28, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Radio Siren ~ bawahhha! Be sure to include a lock of Kelly's hair as an offering on the altar.
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Yes! How could I have forgotten? But you must promise to help me recreate the tender moments after prom night where Brenda finally lost her virginity to Dillon (I think it was prom night). We can act out the scene on my shrine. ;)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Radio Siren ~ bawahhha! Be sure to include a lock of Kelly's hair as an offering on the altar.
Dayum!
Shannen wasn't fucking around with that eyeliner was she?
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I can see the hate waves coming off them! What an awkward photo shoot that must've been.
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who ever took those pics sucks.
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Why does it call Jennie Garth a shameless homewrecker? Did I miss something? Shannen has a lopsided face and a serious wonky eye..
I didnt realize that Shannon had implants. The other day she was photographed wearing this black dress with a low-cut front and there was NO cleavage. Just a breastbone. She must have a wonderbra on or something.
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After seeing this post, I have just come to the conclusion that I am a Shannonloonie, God help me. I will now commence to build my shrine to her, consisting of bang clippings, fugly 90's blazers, high-waisted jeans, and recordings of her screeching, "Braaaandon!" God, I love her!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Mrs Kravitz, I have big boobs unfortunately. So I envy you your bony chest.
Neil Diamond: fuqqin eh!
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i dotn know whether to believe this or not
i mean if i had heard the headlines back when they were fresh out of the oven then i would say somthing about it
but i dont really know what happen.
i just hope theres another fight on set
or like real drama on set
cause like thats one of the reasons why im watching the new episodes lol
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Submitted by filthy cute on August 28, 2008 - 9:44am.
Shannen's implants look good
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Naw, they are too big.
But what do I know? I am more proud of my bony chest ("look how far my chest bones stick out!!!!") tham I am of my boobs.
And we all know how proud I am of my boobs.
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
jennie garth is so one of those ladies who gets hotter with age. like kate winslet.
Shannen's implants look good, but if I were her, I'd invest some repair dollars in that one askew blue asshole on her face. Why is it so much higher than the other?
Garth looks great all 'round.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Now, thats class! Take notes, Tori! God, I love Shannen.
Gahd~ Everytime I see Shannen Doherty with that wierd eye I think of Sloth from The Goonies~ "HEY YOU GUYS!"
Stock Broker,
Nope. Just toxic amounts of cold meds!!! 6th day, i woke up to a breakthru!!!
Okie,
Green light (ewww) on both nostrils!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 28, 2008 - 8:23am.
yes, Kelly has heavy legs....small upper body. She has aged very well though- very pretty, and she gets to have sex with Peter Facinelli! She wins.
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Holy Hell.. Peter Facinelli is hot! She's so lucky!
I don't think Jennie Garth has a bad body though.. I just didn't think she was that hot back then.. I
Jennie Garth looks sooooooooooo hot now though.
Shannen looks like sheot!
Seriously...I always think that Shannon's face looks like it started to melt off on one side...its sooooo askew.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Awww Okie...thats not true...your green little leafies are so purty!!! I just want to hang you upside down for awhile and then crumble you up and roll you up in some nice paper and then light your head on fire and suck on your toes. Me wuv's you!! :D
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
LMAO@ Nova.. Hey, I did all that this morning, but I'm not on a magazine.. WAIT, someone did say EW to me..So I MUST be doing something right *struts away*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Suck in tummies!! CHECK
Tousle the hair!! CHECK
Pretend to like eachother!! CHECK
Wonk eye, wonked!! CHECK
Photoshop engaged!! CHECK
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Clarisse ~ glad your nostrils are workign again. Did you use Breathe Right Nasal Strips with Menthol?
Damn, those pictures are fugly.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Clarisse.. Lets make sure both nostrils are working.. Hold your left nostril, and make this noise.. Shmlmlmlmlllmmml.. Now try the other one.. IF you can make those sounds clearly, then I think you are good to go.. And It that isn't my peter, then Holy shit. What have I been Jerking for the last hour.. ! *staring really big at self*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie, if you flick that peter turd at me I swear to God...
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 28, 2008 - 11:36am.
POO POO POO. DOO DOO DOO POO POO POO DOO DOO DUTY DUTY DOO.
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FART TURD POOP CRUD STANLEY STEAMER
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
OH since when does Shannen have respect for Jenny!? She hated her on the original 90210 show and everyone knows it. Jenny has admitted to it and so what Tori told about it in her book. It's fair to say that it's nice when you see someone evolve and grow up - but I don't think that's the case with Doherty. I think she's still an absorbed little twat but now it's just her and jenny and she'll play nice. She's one of those girls that can't be friends w/more than one woman at a time. I think Jenny said one thing correct and that is "aaron spelling will be rolling over in his grave regarding this new show"! Yes, of course she said that about all the blow j*bs that will be given out on the show. But regardless, I still think he's rolling in the grave at the mere thought of a PART II to his masterpiece!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 28, 2008 - 10:39am.
there's a poopie on my peter flick it off..
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That's bad for your urinary tract!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Ok, so is this the official poo thread? If not, then I nominate it as such simply because Tori the Hutt is included in it.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
LCT,
B*n*n* can be the safe word!!
Okie,
Honey, that's not your peter...
OFF TOPIC: *pffft!*
Great news my Dlisted brethren!!!! I woke this morning and BOTH nostrils were workin!!!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
when i saw this i seriously thought "what the hell is brenda posing with heidi montag for?"
there's a poopie on my peter flick it off..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Christine Hoff ~ your eloquence makes me shiver and gives me a tingle in my nether region.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 28, 2008 - 10:33am.
POO POO POO. DOO DOO DOO POO POO POO DOO DOO DUTY DUTY DOO.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I'll give this show one month before it gets the can. After all the hype dies down everyone will be like 9021..what? Judging from the commercials it looks like Gossip Girl, the O.C., Degrassi, and One Tree Hill all rolled into one...so original.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 28, 2008 - 11:22am.
LCT,
Oh no you didn't! Of all the bigoted, homophobic, mentally challanged fruits, you have to go with Banana!?!?!!?
Oh the humanity!!!
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OH THE HUGE MANATEEEEEEEE!
I is sorry. I won't talk about B*n*n*s anymore. It's a bad word. Like POO.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
DOOKIE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 11:14am.
@LCT: My farts are always stanky! My roomie and I have farting competitions. Really.
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Can you fart on command? How the hell do you do that?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Kelly looks like a young Brigitte Nielsen.
Who the hell reads Entertainment Weekly anymore...its become a cheap tabloid whore rag.
LCT,
Oh no you didn't! Of all the bigoted, homophobic, mentally challanged fruits, you have to go with Banana!?!?!!?
Oh the humanity!!!
Anypoo...
On Topic: Pass
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
They should rename this issue "Ewwwwwwwww."
Thank You Fat Martha - I appreciate that...like i said, if you want to talk poo, fine, just please , one thread, so those who don't want to read about it, can avoid it.
Thanks again.
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@LCT: My farts are always stanky! My roomie and I have farting competitions. Really.
@PSL: Oops.. sowwy. Okay, well I am leaving right now but I will do my best to respect that request in the future. ^^ [Ignore above comment to LCT :X]
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When FatMartha pees the bed
and some poop gets on her head
Don't return her calls bloop bloop
she needs to clean her stalls bloop bloop
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 28, 2008 - 10:48am.
LCT: "I've been told our poo talk is being complained about in the OJ thread"
OOOOOOO I get to go do research! Good because I'm about to poop my pants just to liven things up around here.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Oh now im going to just shit all over the place!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Photoshop awards? These are comedy gold! But I don't think they used bright enough lights because you can still see some facial features.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 7:47am.
When poo jokes go to your head,
Time to go to a different thread.
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
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NOT trying to start anything, but if you notice whoever commented last night, was NOT in that thread. Those poo threads get avoided, believe me.
I have one request- if you are going to have poo talk, can you guys keep it in one thread? I will be gone most of the day, so I don't care which one, but for those who don't appreciate that humor, can you guys keep it in one? I am being sincere, and asking nicely......I know it is hard to tell "tone" sometimes online.
Thank you- I would be very grateful, as would some others, if you would respect that request.
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 28, 2008 - 10:47am.
When poo jokes go to your head,
Time to go to a different thread.
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
You're a lameass. *bloop bloop*
Dude, all I do is go diarrhea nowadays. When you eat at my school's cafeteria, you get used to "peeing out your butt" as I always say. One word: PAINFUL.
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I AGREE. I started working at the University and made the mistake of eating food court meals for a couple weeks and holy mother of God. It's nice your asshole falls off after enough scary meals.
Martha, you know the solution. Eat lots of cheese! It'll stiffen right up. Your farts might be mighty stanky though.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Banananananananannanana!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!